Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 18 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears @ Okey's Outhouse (SFA Park)

[serial_thrilla]

3 : 7.16 - <<< Jewelsbon is coming on to replace okeydoke7 >>>

Tarks: I don’t believe it, the Swamprats have made an interchange here. Okey has come off the ground. This is the worst interchange I’ve seen since last week when the Demons jeopardised my own Mobbs chances by substituting me early in the second. This is all wrong. No, no, no, no, no. He is absolutely filthy.

3 : 7.26 {rHBF} - The ball is now with TheDarkDwarf.
3 : 7.33 {rHBF} - Someone call a dentist. TheDarkDwarf has run into Matera92 and is hurting.
3 : 7.37 {lHFF} - Quality gather by Matera92.

Tarks: I’m watching the bench here and this is ANIMATED. Okey has the headset on and he is blowing it up. He is not okay. These are not the kinds of scenes we expected to see today. He’s reaching into his bag for the CV!! The Swamprats are heading for an ugly, bitter divorce here. Absolute scenes on the bench.

Okay, now this is rather amusing. Don't you agree Headless?

 

[spudmaster]

 

[Mobbs]

YOU F***ING C***S

TeeSpring likes this.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

3 : 7.16 - <<< @Jewelsbon is coming on to replace @okeydoke7 >>>

The Prophecy ​

 

[The Majestic]

2 times the ball has been kicked to me and I’ve scored 2 goals. Then taken to the interchange.

There WILL be repercussions.

You'll talk about something more than your goals? It's a miracle!

#SFAMiracleshappen

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 7.41 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Broken.
3 : 7.47 {FF} - Broken slips at the crucial moment and its marked by sataris.
3 : 7.51 {FB} - Nobody's checking sataris.
3 : 7.57 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to Ticky009.
3 : 8.01 {lHBF} - Over the head of Ticky009.
3 : 8.07 {lHBF} - Ticky009 picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 8.11 {lHBF} - Ticky009 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 8.16 {lHBF} - Ticky009 is chased down by Shadow Man - great effort!.
3 : 8.22 {rHFF} - Shadow Man looks downfield.
3 : 8.26 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by Ticky009 on Shadow Man.
3 : 8.32 {lHBF} - Ticky009 with a little space.
3 : 8.36 {rHBF} - Flicks it to TheDarkDwarf.
3 : 8.4 {C} - He kicks towards Grav and Supersuns.
3 : 8.47 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 8.51 {C} - Its hard and tough but Grav wins possession.
3 : 8.57 {CHF} - BloodySwan on the end of this.
3 : 9.01 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Jewelsbon and JoshWoodenSpoon.
3 : 9.07 {FF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by JoshWoodenSpoon.

Tarks: Hang on, I have literally never seen this before at a Qooty game. Play has stopped because the admin Kennedy Parker has instructed the game to be paused. He's heading over to the Swamprats interchange bench and straight on the phone with the coaches box. Some very choice words are being had, none of them safe for public broadcast. But based off what I know, I think Okey will be back on the field soon.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Warriors sign okeydoke7

I think okeydoke7 has suffered enough today, mate.

 

[The Majestic]

3 : 7.41 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Broken.
3 : 7.47 {FF} - Broken slips at the crucial moment and its marked by sataris.
3 : 7.51 {FB} - Nobody's checking sataris.
3 : 7.57 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to Ticky009.
3 : 8.01 {lHBF} - Over the head of Ticky009.
3 : 8.07 {lHBF} - Ticky009 picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 8.11 {lHBF} - Ticky009 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 8.16 {lHBF} - Ticky009 is chased down by Shadow Man - great effort!.
3 : 8.22 {rHFF} - Shadow Man looks downfield.
3 : 8.26 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by Ticky009 on Shadow Man.
3 : 8.32 {lHBF} - Ticky009 with a little space.
3 : 8.36 {rHBF} - Flicks it to TheDarkDwarf.
3 : 8.4 {C} - He kicks towards Grav and Supersuns.
3 : 8.47 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 8.51 {C} - Its hard and tough but Grav wins possession.
3 : 8.57 {CHF} - BloodySwan on the end of this.
3 : 9.01 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Jewelsbon and JoshWoodenSpoon.
3 : 9.07 {FF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by JoshWoodenSpoon.

Tarks: Hang on, I have literally never seen this before at a Qooty game. Play has stopped because the admin Kennedy Parker has instructed the game to be paused. He's heading over to the Swamprats interchange bench and straight on the phone with the coaches box. Some very choice words are being had, none of them safe for public broadcast. But based off what I know, I think Okey will be back on the field soon.

Noooooo, keep him on the bench, the meltdowns more entertaining.

 

[The Majestic]

I think okeydoke7 has suffered enough today, mate.

Always room for more suffering.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 9.11 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon threads his way through traffic.
3 : 9.16 {FB} - But the umpire says he interfered.
3 : 9.22 {rFP} - KinderSmock has possession.
3 : 9.26 - <<< okeydoke7 is coming on to replace Ant Bear >>>
3 : 9.36 {rFP} - KinderSmock with the ball now.
3 : 9.4 {rFP} - KinderSmock let's fly toward goal.
3 : 9.46 {rFP} - kane249 steps behind the line to concede a behind.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.5.23
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76

Tarks: Sanity prevails! Okey is back on the ground after a short break. Wait, that’s the wrong end!! He isn’t running to his customary position at full forward, but instead to the last line of defence. This is absolute madness. Any chance of this side reconciling with okey after this disaster of a season is crumbling by the second.

Can he still do it? The task is all ahead of him now. I don’t think it’s likely but this is okey we’re talking about. The media will never, ever subside if he manages to snare two from the wrong end of the ground here.

3 : 9.56 {FB} - kane249 with the ball now.
3 : 10.01 {rHBF} - He sends the ball to Dingster.
3 : 10.07 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 10.11 {CHF} - philreich has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 10.15 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but jackster83 is up to the challenge.
3 : 10.22 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards GotTheGoodes.
3 : 10.25 {lHFF} - Dingster is third man up and takes it easily.
3 : 10.32 {rHBF} - Dingster slowing down the play.
3 : 10.36 {rHBF} - Dingster has a bounce.
3 : 10.4 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 10.46 {CHB} - MWPP appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 10.51 {lHFF} - So GotTheGoodes ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 10.56 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to jackster83.
3 : 11.01 {rHFF} - jackster83 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 11.05 {rFP} - Power Raid on the end of this.
3 : 11.11 {rFP} - Power Raid has a bounce.
3 : 11.15 {rFP} - Chance for a goal here for Power Raid.
3 : 11.21 {rFP} - Just shaves the post - one behind to Power Raid.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.6.24
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76
3 : 11.31 {FB} - tony signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 11.36 {lHBF} - Test Tickle and jackster83 jostle for position.
3 : 11.4 {lHBF} - Test Tickle appeals for the mark but play on's the call.

Tarks: Defensive pressure right up here for the Swamprats, maybe okey was the problem after all!

3 : 11.46 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes takes off.
3 : 11.5 {FF} - Fires out the handpass to Jewelsbon.
3 : 11.56 {FF} - Jewelsbon has a bounce.
3 : 12 {FF} - Jewelsbon screws it round his body.
3 : 12.04 {FF} - Top goal.
Sin City Swamprats : 4.6.30
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76

Tarks: The ball was squeezed forward quickly and Jewelsbon has got her first. Some brilliant forward craft - are we seeing the protégée taking the baton from the master as we speak? I’ve just cast my eyes down the field of play and Okey has not moved. Nostrils flared and he’s shaking.

3 : 12.1 {C} - I Dont Care times his jump well and wins the tap.
3 : 12.21 {C} - Grav has possession.
3 : 12.25 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of jackster83 and Test Tickle.
3 : 12.3 {rHFF} - Test Tickle drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but jackster83 wins possession.
3 : 12.4 {rHFF} - jackster83 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 12.46 {rHFF} - Test Tickle rides jackster83 into the ground.
3 : 12.5 {rHBF} - Now Dingster has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 12.56 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Millky95.
3 : 13 {rHBF} - Millky95 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 13.04 {lW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Tommycash.
3 : 13.1 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to spookism.
3 : 13.15 {lW} - Firestarter looks downfield.
3 : 13.21 {C} - Quick hands to Grav.
3 : 13.25 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Firestarter.
3 : 13.29 {lW} - RonnieRaven applies the tackle on Firestarter.
3 : 13.35 {rW} - RonnieRaven looking for a lead.
3 : 13.39 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
3 : 13.45 {rW} - Quick hands to Electronic_Renaissance under pressure.
3 : 13.49 {rW} - Handpasses to Millky95.
3 : 13.56 {rW} - Finds RonnieRaven with a handball.
3 : 14 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Supersuns.
3 : 14.04 {C} - Grav gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 14.1 {C} - Grav has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14.15 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of jackster83.
3 : 14.21 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 14.25 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking jackster83.
3 : 14.29 {rHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
3 : 14.35 {rHFF} - Shocking kick from jackster83 results in just one behind.
Sin City Swamprats : 4.7.31
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76
3 : 14.45 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon with the ball now.
3 : 14.49 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon has time to take a bounce.
3 : 14.53 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon holds Jewelsbon out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
3 : 15 {rFP} - KinderSmock has it.
3 : 15.04 {lFP} - Finds Dominic03 with a handball.
3 : 15.1 {lFP} - Dominic03 opens up the goalface.
3 : 15.14 {lFP} - Wayward shot at goal by Dominic03. One behind.
Sin City Swamprats : 4.8.32
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76
3 : 15.24 {FB} - The ball is now with kane249.
3 : 15.28 {FB} - kane249 has time to take a bounce.
3 : 15.35 {CHB} - kane249 is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 15.38 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Electronic_Renaissance.
3 : 15.45 {FB} - Millky95 runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 15.49 {FB} - BloodySwan has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
3 : 15.55 {FF} - Jewelsbon wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 16 {FF} - He goes for goal.

Tarks: Jewelsbon again! This could have been it!!

 

[Dinsdale]

I think okeydoke7 has suffered enough today, mate.

#Flagwazzas

 

[The Majestic]

Jewelsbon has suddenly gone missing, her whereabouts is unknown, but she was last seen talking to okeydoke7

 

[okeydoke7]

In my big game I manage to get interchanged and then sent to, of all positions, full back.

Nice script.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 16.04 {FF} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
Sin City Swamprats : 4.9.33
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76

Tarks: A lack of polish is killing the Swamprats here. If only they had someone that could perform under pressure.

3 : 16.14 {FB} - The ball is now with kane249.
3 : 16.2 {FB} - KinderSmock applies the tackle on kane249.
3 : 16.24 {FF} - Jewelsbon takes off.
3 : 16.28 {FF} - JoshWoodenSpoon nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Jewelsbon gets done for kicking in danger.
3 : 16.34 {rBP} - tony looking for a lead.
3 : 16.38 {rBP} - Dominic03 applies the tackle on tony.
3 : 16.45 {rFP} - KinderSmock sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 16.49 {rFP} - KinderSmock flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
3 : 16.55 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to KinderSmock.
Sin City Swamprats : 5.9.39
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76

Tarks: Is this game live again? 37 points but the Swamprats finally looking potent in attack.

3 : 16.59 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
3 : 17.1 {lW} - Firestarter fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 17.13 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 17.2 {rHFF} - Test Tickle plants a foot on jackster83's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 17.23 {lHBF} - Test Tickle sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 17.28 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards MWPP.
3 : 17.34 {CHB} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by philreich.
3 : 17.38 {rHFF} - jackster83 picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 17.45 {rHFF} - jackster83 backs himself for a shot on goal.
3 : 17.49 {rHFF} - He's dobbed it.
Sin City Swamprats : 6.9.45
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76

Tarks: It’s raining goals now. They seem to have found their groove.

3 : 17.53 {C} - GremioPower palms the ball down.
3 : 18.03 {rW} - Electronic_Renaissance takes off.
3 : 18.09 {rW} - A poor handpass but Millky95 is up to the challenge.
3 : 18.13 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Matera92.
3 : 18.19 {lHFF} - Matera92 spills the mark.
3 : 18.23 {lHFF} - Matera92 through heavy traffic.
3 : 18.28 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to Electronic_Renaissance.
3 : 18.34 {lHFF} - Electronic_Renaissance has a bounce.
3 : 18.38 {lHFF} - Quick hands to I Dont Care under pressure.
3 : 18.45 {lHFF} - Power Raid applies the tackle on I Dont Care.
3 : 18.48 {CHB} - Not enough pressure on Kennedy Parker.
3 : 18.52 {rW} - A worm burner to spookism.
3 : 18.58 {rW} - Tommycash did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 19.03 {lW} - Tommycash does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 19.09 {rHFF} - Hurried kick towards Shadow Man.
3 : 19.13 {rHFF} - Shadow Man too strong for Ticky009.
3 : 19.17 {rHFF} - Shadow Man has possession.
3 : 19.23 {rHFF} - Ticky009 sews Shadow Man up in a fantastic tackle.
3 : 19.28 {lHBF} - Ticky009 looks downfield.
3 : 19.34 {rW} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 19.38 {rW} - spookism gets too far under the ball.
3 : 19.44 {C} - Supersuns has it.
3 : 19.48 {rW} - He transfers play using RonnieRaven.
3 : 19.52 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 19.58 {rW} - RonnieRaven threads his way through traffic.
3 : 20.02 {rW} - Quick hands to I Dont Care under pressure.
3 : 20.08 {rW} - I Dont Care takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 20.13 {rW} - Great tackle by Firestarter.
3 : 20.17 {lW} - Firestarter wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 20.23 {lW} - Great bump by RonnieRaven. Firestarter has not moved.
3 : 20.27 {lW} - Tommycash is now off and running.
3 : 20.33 {lW} - Handpasses to Millky95.
3 : 20.37 {lW} - Millky95 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 20.44 {lW} - Finds Electronic_Renaissance with a handball.
3 : 20.48 {C} - Handpasses to Supersuns.
3 : 20.52 {C} - Handballs to I Dont Care.
3 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Hurried kick towards Matera92.
3 : 21.02 {lHFF} - TheDarkDwarf reads the play better and marks.
3 : 21.08 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf through heavy traffic.
3 : 21.13 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Ticky009.
3 : 21.17 {lHBF} - Ticky009 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 21.23 {rHBF} - Handballs to TheDarkDwarf.
3 : 21.27 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf crunched by Matera92! TheDarkDwarf very slow to get up.
3 : 21.33 {rHFF} - Shadow Man turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 21.37 {rHFF} - Shadow Man dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 21.42 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Matera92.
3 : 21.47 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 21.52 {FF} - Broken slips at the crucial moment and its marked by sataris.
3 : 21.58 {rBP} - RPCB with a little space.
3 : 22.02 {lBP} - A short kick to okeydoke7.
3 : 22.08 {lBP} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 22.12 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 22.16 {rFP} - Jezmiester40's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
3 : 22.23 {rFP} - okeydoke7 walks it over. The opposition want a free but the umpire's having none of it.
Sin City Swamprats : 6.9.45
Las Vegas Bears : 11.11.77

Tarks: He rushed that one from a long way there, he really should have been penalised. Okey’s one role now is to deprive the chasing pack wherever he can; after all this noise it would be a huge humiliation if he is to be beaten to the milestone again. Me doing it was bad enough.
KP Mic: philreich! Do you know why Okey's in the backline? Did he get a concussion or something?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

3 : 9.26 - <<< @okeydoke7 is coming on to replace @Ant Bear >>>

This is the funniest possible outcome for this match.

 

[spudmaster]

In my big game I manage to get interchanged and then sent to, of all positions, full back.

Nice script.

Giving the people what they want

 

[Dinsdale]

In my big game I manage to get interchanged and then sent to, of all positions, full back.

Nice script.

 

[Wosh]

Wait
Was okeydoke7 just subbed out for someone who’s made 6 posts in the Sweet FA?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 22.33 {FB} - okeydoke7 looking for a lead.
3 : 22.37 {FB} - Passes to GremioPower by hand.
3 : 22.42 {CHB} - No-look handpass to BloodySwan.
3 : 22.47 {CHB} - BloodySwan sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 22.52 {CHB} - Passes to Kennedy Parker by hand.
3 : 22.58 {CHB} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
3 : 23.02 {lHFF} - Matera92 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.08 {lHFF} - He involves Electronic_Renaissance in the play.
3 : 23.12 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 23.16 {FF} - Broken gets too far under the ball.
3 : 23.22 {FF} - Broken fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 23.27 {FF} - Broken may even have goaled.
3 : 23.32 {FF} - What a happy fellow is Broken.

Tarks: Well he’s not a defender.

Sin City Swamprats : 6.9.45
Las Vegas Bears : 12.11.83
3 : 23.37 {C} - GremioPower gets one hand to it.
3 : 23.47 {lW} - Tommycash scoops up the ball.
3 : 23.51 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
3 : 23.57 {CHF} - Muddiemoose can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 24.01 {CHF} - A bit of space for Muddiemoose to utilise.
3 : 24.08 {CHF} - Muddiemoose is wrapped up in the tackle and will be penalised.
3 : 24.12 {rHBF} - With the ball is TheDarkDwarf.
3 : 24.16 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf bounces the ball.
3 : 24.22 {rW} - He takes another.
3 : 24.27 {rW} - Handpasses to Power Raid.
3 : 24.32 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of GotTheGoodes.
3 : 24.37 {lHFF} - Over the head of GotTheGoodes.
3 : 24.4 {rHBF} - With the ball is Dingster.
3 : 24.47 - <<< Ant Bear is coming on to replace TheDarkDwarf >>>
3 : 24.57 {rHBF} - Dingster wants to get on with proceedings.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Sin City Swamprats : 6.9.45
Las Vegas Bears : 12.11.83
=====================================

Tarks: The game is finished, and the sideshow appears to be as well. The Bears would be gleeful at this outcome, but for the rest of us it’s just disappointment bordering on anger. Okey, the self proclaimed fastest man ever, is dragging his feet at the finish line.

 

[okeydoke7]

Hate I’m sorry

 

[Hate]

Hate I’m sorry

I too am sorry!

 

[Wosh]

View attachment 1699086

Um no it’s not, the simmer is of the highest integrity and wouldn’t give a toss about okeys 1000th. I’ll put my SFA life on it.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

4 : 25.01 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : .1 {lW} - Firestarter signals for his teammates to present.
4 : .13 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to spookism.
4 : .2 {rW} - Great tackle on spookism.
4 : .24 {lW} - Tommycash with all the time in the world.
4 : .3 {lW} - Electronic_Renaissance on the end of this.
4 : .34 {rHFF} - A spearing pass towards Shadow Man.
4 : .38 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Shadow Man and Ticky009 wrestle for position.
4 : .45 {lHBF} - Ticky009 does some crumbing and is away.
4 : .49 {lHBF} - BloodySwan receives his handpass.
4 : .55 {C} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : .59 {C} - He can't hold it.
4 : 1.03 {C} - The bounce favours Supersuns and he is off and running.
4 : 1.09 {C} - Gives the ball to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 1.13 {lW} - An underground handpass to Tommycash.
4 : 1.2 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Muddiemoose.
4 : 1.23 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of Broken.
4 : 1.3 {FF} - sataris claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 1.34 {FB} - Its hard and tough but sataris wins possession.
4 : 1.38 {FB} - Handballs over the top to Power Raid.
4 : 1.45 {FB} - Smashed by I Dont Care.
4 : 1.48 {lFP} - Art Vandelay_ weaves through the congestion.
4 : 1.55 {lFP} - Art Vandelay_ lines it up from forty metres.
4 : 1.59 {lFP} - Great goal by Art Vandelay_.
Sin City Swamprats : 6.9.45
Las Vegas Bears : 13.11.89
4 : 2.03 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of GremioPower.
4 : 2.13 {C} - Supersuns is now off and running.
4 : 2.19 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 2.24 {CHF} - Supersuns's taken another bounce.
4 : 2.3 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Millky95.
4 : 2.34 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
4 : 2.38 {CHF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Sin City Swamprats : 6.9.45
Las Vegas Bears : 13.12.90
4 : 2.48 {FB} - sataris signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 2.54 {lHBF} - He looks for Ticky009.
4 : 2.58 {lHBF} - But the kick goes straight to Shadow Man.
4 : 3.02 {rHFF} - Shadow Man looking for a lead.
4 : 3.09 {rHFF} - Ticky009 has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 3.13 {lHBF} - Ticky009 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 3.19 {lHBF} - Shadow Man might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Ticky009. Play on is the call.
4 : 3.24 {rHFF} - Shadow Man signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 3.27 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Matera92.
4 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Matera92 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 3.38 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Shadow Man.
4 : 3.44 {rHFF} - Ticky009 was taken round the ankles.
4 : 3.48 {lHBF} - Ticky009 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 3.54 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to GremioPower.
4 : 3.58 {lHBF} - Hands it off to Power Raid.
4 : 4.03 {rHBF} - He tries to find Ant Bear with a chip pass.
4 : 4.09 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 4.13 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Matera92.
4 : 4.19 {lHFF} - The umpires rules a push-out. Ant Bear will get the free.
4 : 4.23 {CHB} - With the ball is Kennedy Parker.
4 : 4.27 - <<< Cap is coming on to replace tony >>>
4 : 4.37 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker to send the ball forward.
4 : 4.43 {lW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 4.48 {lW} - Delicious kick to Firestarter.
4 : 4.54 {lW} - Firestarter has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 4.58 {C} - He transfers play using Grav.
4 : 5.02 {C} - Ohhh Grav! You beauty! Sensational grab.
4 : 5.09 {C} - The ball is now with Grav.
4 : 5.12 {C} - This could be goal of the match.
4 : 5.19 {C} - That's a telling goal from Grav.
Sin City Swamprats : 7.9.51
Las Vegas Bears : 13.12.90
4 : 5.23 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
4 : 5.33 {C} - Grav weaves through the congestion.
4 : 5.37 {lW} - Handpasses to Firestarter.
4 : 5.43 {lW} - Firestarter has a bounce.
4 : 5.48 {rHFF} - A kick in the general direction of jackster83.
4 : 5.54 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 5.58 {rHBF} - Dingster weaves through the congestion.
4 : 6.02 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to MWPP.
4 : 6.08 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Dingster.
4 : 6.12 {CHB} - Handballs to MWPP.
4 : 6.18 {CHB} - Handballs to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 6.22 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Dingster.
4 : 6.26 {rHBF} - Where did GotTheGoodes come from? Great tackle.
4 : 6.33 {CHF} - philreich with a little space.
4 : 6.37 {CHF} - He handpasses to GremioPower.
4 : 6.43 {lFP} - Quick hands to Dominic03 under pressure.
4 : 6.47 {lFP} - Dominic03 trying to put his stamp on the game.
4 : 6.54 {lFP} - Dominic03 thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Sin City Swamprats : 7.10.52
Las Vegas Bears : 13.12.90
4 : 7.02 {FB} - kane249 to send the ball forward.
4 : 7.08 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards kane249.
4 : 7.12 {lBP} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 7.18 {FF} - Jewelsbon has possession.
4 : 7.22 {FF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 7.26 {FF} - He involves GremioPower in the play.
4 : 7.33 {FF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 7.37 {FF} - This should be a goal to GremioPower.
4 : 7.43 {FF} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Sin City Swamprats : 8.10.58
Las Vegas Bears : 13.12.90
4 : 7.47 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 7.57 {lW} - Tommycash picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 8.01 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 8.07 {rFP} - Sees Jezmiester40 ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 8.11 {rFP} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to okeydoke7.
4 : 8.18 {lBP} - okeydoke7 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 8.22 {lBP} - okeydoke7 is chased down by Jezmiester40 - great effort!.
4 : 8.26 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 looking for a lead.
4 : 8.32 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 let's fly toward goal.
4 : 8.37 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to Jezmiester40.
Sin City Swamprats : 8.10.58
Las Vegas Bears : 14.12.96

Tarks: This has become a complete humiliation now. Okey, cast in a role that he has rarely, if ever, played, looks lost. The cliff comes quick - hopefully this isn’t it.

 

[U2tigers]

Ouch

3 : 11.46 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes takes off.
3 : 11.5 {FF} - Fires out the handpass to Jewelsbon.
3 : 11.56 {FF} - Jewelsbon has a bounce.
3 : 12 {FF} - Jewelsbon screws it round his body.
3 : 12.04 {FF} - Top goal.
Sin City Swamprats : 4.6.30
Las Vegas Bears : 11.10.76

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Is this where we offer okeydoke7 a contract to kick #1000 for the Bears in R1 next season?

Get on it tony
Time to create steal history