Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 6 - Baghdad Bombers v East Side Phoenix @ Abdu Prison [MOTR]

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AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
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BOM SENIORS Vs ESP SENIORS
BOM               4    1        10   4        13   8        15   12   102    
ESP               3    4        9    9        13   10       19   12   126    
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ESP         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Kilroy      0  4  2  6  1  0  1  0  0   31  Rankine2Ra   0  7  2  7  3  0  0  0  0   53
Osc1        0  5  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   39  Shermy       0  5  3  4  0  0  1  0  0   29
iDon        0  10 4  7  2  0  0  1  1   71  jackenny     0  6  1  2  0  1  1  0  0   23
snozulu     0  10 9  10 4  0  1  0  0   90  madman18     0  8  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   40
Footy Is T  0  7  2  10 0  0  1  0  0   44  Wise Guy S   0  3  6  3  1  0  0  0  0   37
ScrappyDo   0  6  0  11 3  0  1  0  0   49  Zoops        0  8  3  6  2  0  0  0  0   53
Sun Ra      0  10 1  18 0  0  2  1  2   71 a Callums_Gu   0  15 5  10 1  1  1  0  0   82
SaintsSept  0  9  4  10 5  1  3  0  0   71  Jhye Clark   0  15 8  16 3  2  2  1  0  115
YeoGabbaGa  0  1  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   17  DemurePrin   0  10 4  11 1  0  0  1  0   74
Grav        0  5  6  11 1  0  1  1  1   63  Krazy Kris   0  9  5  8  1  0  0  0  2   64
KohPhi      0  1  2  3  2  0  0  0  0   23  The Majest   0  9  5  10 1  1  0  2  0   79
BLUEALLTHR  0  5  2  2  1  0  1  0  1   27  akkaps       0  6  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   39
JustaBattl  0  0  0  0  0  0  1  0  0   -3  Drunkgolia   0  4  2  0  0  1  1  2  2   30
gab213      0  7  0  0  0  0  0  5  2   53  Itsmyshow    0  11 2  0  1  1  0  7  4   90
Jabba73     0  5  0  0  0  0  1  2  1   25  MP_          0  5  2  1  3  0  0  3  2   55
The Sultan  14 5  0  14 2  1  2  1  0   66  por_please   18 12 0  12 4  1  0  0  1   96
Pugsley     0  17 0  11 7  2  1  1  1  107  thewizardm   0  10 0  16 16 6  1  1  1  136
norway blu  0  12 0  14 6  3  0  3  2  111  Billy87      0  10 1  9  2  4  0  2  0   75
sunny3193   0  9  4  9  1  1  1  0  1   60  Catsnlaker   0  2  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   25
ArdentEagl  0  8  3  9  0  0  0  0  0   51  Red mist     0  1  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   12

Rich (BB code):
            BOM   ESP
Hitouts   : 14   18
Kicks     : 136  156
Marks     : 46   59
Handballs : 155  132
Tackles   : 35   40
Frees For : 8    18
Frees Ag. : 18   8
Smothers  : 1    0
Ironouts  : 8    12
Inside50  : 20   26
Goals     : 15   19
Behinds   : 12   12

GOAL BY GOAL :
Rich (BB code):
First Quarter :
2.54 - Goal to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 6 point(s).
4.25 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 5 point(s).
6.04 - Behind to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - BOM by 4 point(s).
6.35 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - ESP by 2 point(s).
8.24 - Goal to The Sultan (BOM) - BOM by 4 point(s).
9.23 - Goal to thewizardmelon (ESP) - ESP by 2 point(s).
16.38 - Behind to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - ESP by 3 point(s).
18.13 - Behind to thewizardmelon (ESP) - ESP by 4 point(s).
19.07 - Goal to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - ESP by 10 point(s).
22.02 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - ESP by 4 point(s).
22.31 - Goal to Sun Ra (BOM) - BOM by 2 point(s).
24.3 - Behind to Sun Ra (BOM) - BOM by 3 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.24 - Behind to Krazy Kris (ESP) - BOM by 2 point(s).
2.24 - Goal to norway blue (BOM) - BOM by 8 point(s).
3.34 - Behind to Krazy Kris (ESP) - BOM by 7 point(s).
3.58 - Goal to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - BOM by 1 point(s).
5.19 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 7 point(s).
8.2 - Goal to Jabba73 (BOM) - BOM by 13 point(s).
9.11 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 14 point(s).
10.19 - Behind to norway blue (BOM) - BOM by 15 point(s).
10.52 - Goal to Jabba73 (BOM) - BOM by 21 point(s).
12.04 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 27 point(s).
13.25 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 26 point(s).
14.55 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 20 point(s).
15.38 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 14 point(s).
16.34 - Behind to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 15 point(s).
17.55 - Behind to por_please_ya (ESP) - BOM by 14 point(s).
19.03 - Goal to MP_ (ESP) - BOM by 8 point(s).
20.23 - Behind to MP_ (ESP) - BOM by 7 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 1 point(s).
22.33 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 7 point(s).
23.45 - Goal to The Majestic (ESP) - BOM by 1 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.04 - Goal to Billy87 (ESP) - ESP by 5 point(s).
6.22 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 1 point(s).
7.33 - Goal to norway blue (BOM) - BOM by 7 point(s).
14.33 - Behind to norway blue (BOM) - BOM by 8 point(s).
15.14 - Behind to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 9 point(s).
15.49 - Behind to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 10 point(s).
17.53 - Behind to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 11 point(s).
20.25 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 5 point(s).
20.58 - Goal to Pugsley (BOM) - BOM by 11 point(s).
22 - Goal to MP_ (ESP) - BOM by 5 point(s).
24.24 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - BOM by 4 point(s).
24.53 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - ESP by 2 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.52 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - ESP by 8 point(s).
2.13 - Goal to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - ESP by 14 point(s).
3.15 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - ESP by 15 point(s).
3.48 - Behind to MP_ (ESP) - ESP by 16 point(s).
4.41 - Goal to The Majestic (ESP) - ESP by 22 point(s).
7.26 - Goal to MP_ (ESP) - ESP by 28 point(s).
8.49 - Behind to Sun Ra (BOM) - ESP by 27 point(s).
10.56 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - ESP by 21 point(s).
11.3 - Goal to DemurePrincess (ESP) - ESP by 27 point(s).
13.15 - Goal to Billy87 (ESP) - ESP by 33 point(s).
14.19 - Behind to Jabba73 (BOM) - ESP by 32 point(s).
18.07 - Behind to Pugsley (BOM) - ESP by 31 point(s).
19.5 - Behind to BLUEALLTHRU (BOM) - ESP by 30 point(s).
22.1 - Goal to norway blue (BOM) - ESP by 24 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :
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BOM
Osc1                 0 (On) 5.35 (Off) 6.58 (On) Total : 98%
BLUEALLTHRU          0 (On) 6.58 (Off) 64 (On) Total : 43%
ScrappyDo            0 (On) 43.45 (Off) 54.52 (On) Total : 89%
snozulu              0 (On) Total : 100%
Kilroy               0 (On) 86.07 (Off) 89.55 (On) Total : 96%
ArdentEagle          0 (On) 89.55 (Off) Total : 89%
Sun Ra               0 (On) Total : 100%
SaintsSeptember      0 (On) Total : 100%
sunny3193            0 (On) 86.54 (Off) Total : 86%
Grav                 0 (On) Total : 100%
iDon                 0 (On) 67.3 (Off) 81.02 (On) Total : 86%
Jabba73              0 (On) Total : 100%
JustaBattler         0 (On) Total : 100%
gab213               0 (On) Total : 100%
KohPhi               0 (On) 54.52 (Off) 67.3 (On) Total : 87%
The Sultan           0 (On) Total : 100%
Pugsley              0 (On) Total : 100%
norway blue          0 (On) Total : 100%
Footy Is The Win     0 (Off) 5.35 (On) 64 (Off) 73.51 (On) 81.02 (Off) 86.07 (On) Total : 79%
YeoGabbaGabba        0 (Off) 43.45 (On) 73.51 (Off) 86.54 (On) Total : 43%

ESP
Catsnlakers          0 (On) 41.16 (Off) 48.06 (On) 71.42 (Off) 75.1 (On) 81.12 (Off) Total : 70%
Shermy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Zoops                0 (On) 23.18 (Off) 34.45 (On) Total : 88%
madman18             0 (On) Total : 100%
Red mist             0 (On) 1.57 (Off) 23.18 (On) 75.1 (Off) Total : 53%
Wise Guy Sam         0 (On) .26 (Off) 18.34 (On) Total : 82%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
Jhye Clark 13        0 (On) Total : 100%
DemurePrincess       0 (On) 48.06 (Off) 71.42 (On) Total : 76%
Krazy Kris           0 (On) Total : 100%
The Majestic         0 (On) Total : 100%
akkaps               0 (On) Total : 100%
Drunkgoliath         0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) Total : 100%
thewizardmelon       0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
MP_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Rankine2Rachele      0 (On) 33.53 (Off) 41.16 (On) Total : 92%
Billy87              0 (Off) 1.57 (On) 18.34 (Off) 33.53 (On) Total : 82%
jackenny             0 (Off) .26 (On) 34.45 (Off) 81.12 (On) Total : 52%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :
  • In what became a bit of a clinic, I'm not sure that what snozulu did to akkaps should be entirely legal. - 98m from 1 to 99.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, ArdentEagle did very well against Krazy Kris. - 77m from 1 to 78.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Billy87 and iDon were hard to separate - though Billy87 was slightly more effective. - 12m from 4 to 16.
  • While not all all one-way, norway blue had the better of Billy87. - 65m from 35 to 100.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, BLUEALLTHRU and Itsmyshow were hard to separate - though BLUEALLTHRU was slightly more effective. - 2m from 4 to 6.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, BLUEALLTHRU beat madman18 today - but not by much. - 30m from 64 to 94.
  • In an epic battle, Callums_Guns and sunny3193 had an epic contest. - 79m from 1 to 80.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Callums_Guns and YeoGabbaGabba were well-matched - there was no victor. - 10m from 87 to 97.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Jabba73 and Catsnlakers were hard to separate - though Jabba73 was slightly more effective. - 2m from 33 to 35.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, Catsnlakers was easily the winner in the clash with KohPhi. - 25m from 7 to 32.
  • While both players struggled to make an impact, Catsnlakers was slightly more polished than Sun Ra. - 14m from 49 to 63.
  • In a resume-material performance, DemurePrincess had Sun Ra's measure. - 98m from 0 to 98.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Footy Is The Win and Drunkgoliath - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 4m from 74 to 78.
  • Neither getting, near the ball much, iDon was way too good for Drunkgoliath. - 11m from 81 to 92.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, Drunkgoliath came out tops over the brave ScrappyDo. - 39m from 4 to 43.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, YeoGabbaGabba had Drunkgoliath's measure. - 0m from 62 to 62.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Footy Is The Win either broke even with madman18 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 35m from 29 to 64.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Footy Is The Win and MP_ - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 19m from 6 to 25.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Footy Is The Win and The Majestic were evenly matched. - 6m from 91 to 97.
  • While both players struggled to make an impact, Grav was slightly more polished than jackenny. - 32m from 2 to 34.
  • In a solid performance, Zoops won the bout with Grav. - 60m from 35 to 95.
  • In what became a bit of a clinic, Itsmyshow massacred Osc1. - 82m from 16 to 98.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, madman18 and Jabba73 were hard to separate - though madman18 was slightly more effective. - 14m from 7 to 21.
  • While overall a quiet day for both players, Rankine2Rachele massacred Jabba73. - 48m from 41 to 89.
  • While not all all one-way, Jhye Clark 13 came out tops over the brave SaintsSeptember. - 99m from 0 to 99.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, jackenny came out tops over the brave JustaBattler. - 6m from 89 to 95.
  • Neither getting, near the ball much, Red mist gave JustaBattler a bath. - 42m from 24 to 66.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Kilroy and MP_ were hard to separate - though Kilroy was slightly more effective. - 0m from 91 to 91.
  • In quite a display, The Majestic won the bout with Kilroy. - 75m from 4 to 79.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, MP_ was slightly more polished than KohPhi. - 6m from 39 to 45.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, KohPhi either broke even with Wise Guy Sam or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 22m from 68 to 90.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Krazy Kris either broke even with ScrappyDo or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 9m from 91 to 100.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Osc1 had the better of MP_. - 0m from 4 to 4.
  • Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that Pugsley had the better game against MP_ - although there was very little in it. - 2m from 0 to 2.
  • Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, MP_ was easily the winner in the clash with ScrappyDo. - 20m from 62 to 82.
  • In what became a bit of a clinic, thewizardmelon gave Pugsley a bit of a touch-up. - 92m from 4 to 96.
  • In a resume-material performance, norway blue won the bout with Rankine2Rachele. - 32m from 0 to 32.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Shermy and gab213 were hard to separate - though Shermy was slightly more effective. - 88m from 7 to 95.
  • In an epic battle, The Sultan did very well against por_please_ya. - 100m from 0 to 100.
  • In a solid performance, iDon won the bout with Wise Guy Sam. - 44m from 21 to 65.

Switched the magnets and moved myself forward, to score 136DT points. What a ******* coaching genius*

*in before I get the 0 burger next week
 

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Nice injury troll :rolleyes:

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Practice what you preach, a quick wank in the backyard will bring a bit of life into your hands, also that way the neighbours won’t know if your breathing is a heart attack or euphoria.
 
Oh well. All horse players die broke as Damon Runyon said. My tip on the Burblers is dust. Still it was a fine win by the Phoenicians. Perfect rowing in unison below decks in the good ship East Side.got us home
 
Oh well. All horse players die broke as Damon Runyon said. My tip on the Burblers is dust. Still it was a fine win by the Phoenicians. Perfect rowing in unison below decks in the good ship East Side.got us home

A team with porps, MP, CG, IMS plus tons of quality contributors elsewhere and you tipped against us? When will you learn? 😉
 
A team with porps, MP, CG, IMS plus tons of quality contributors elsewhere and you tipped against us? When will you learn? 😉
Deliberately Wiz, Grand Uncle Horace has been doing his best for seasons to undermine Baghdad. Fortunately we have s**t loads of mines.
 

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Practice what you preach, a quick wank in the backyard will bring a bit of life into your hands, also that way the neighbours won’t know if your breathing is a heart attack or euphoria.
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I need to splurge
 
Thanks for the week Feenix, you guys go alright. Look forward to our return bout in the finals.

Have just been informed that the Baghdad Bombers would not have won the game regardless of the result due to severe and numerous breaches of the interchange limits imposed by the league. Serves us right for trying to hide the blokes that were too hung over to play.

Thanks for posting the game MostWantedPersonPoster, you will receive your payment from our alternate delivery service this week, your choice to open the package or not.

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