Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Brunswick Junction Oval [MOTR]

[SaintsSeptember]

So we just have Quarter 5 left to catch up right?

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
ROY               4    2        7    8        11   12       15   15   105      
BOM               2    1        4    1        6    4        10   4    64       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Roylion     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Osc1         0  6  0  5  0  0  1  0  0   25
Ed_Gein     0  1  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   19  BLUEALLTHR   0  6  6  8  1  1  1  0  0   54
royboy2     0  4  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   19  The Sultan   13 11 0  6  4  3  0  1  0   83
Phar Ace    0  12 11 11 2  0  1  0  0   96  snozulu      0  4  1  4  0  1  0  0  0   24
Mobbs       0  6  4  11 0  0  1  0  0   49  Kilroy       0  11 8  8  1  1  1  0  0   75
Aristotle   0  7  13 13 0  0  1  0  0   83  ArdentEagl   0  5  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   34
3KZ is Foo  0  13 6  15 3  1  2  0  2   96  Sun Ra       0  19 8  14 0  0  2  0  0  103
Allikat     0  1  0  4  1  1  0  0  0   16  SaintsSept   0  12 11 12 0  1  2  0  0   88
Pure Grunt  0  11 7  10 1  1  2  0  1   74  sunny3193    0  15 6  10 7  1  3  1  0  109
Elmer_Judd  0  7  4  6  2  0  1  3  0   68  Pugsley      0  9  5  7  2  1  0  3  0   83
_Mike_      0  7  3  8  1  1  1  0  3   51  iDon         0  7  1  4  0  0  0  2  1   45
windyhill   0  10 7  5  1  0  0  2  2   79  Jabba73      0  7  2  4  1  1  0  0  1   41
MrsEddieBe  0  2  2  0  1  0  0  1  1   23  JustaBattl   0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4
Mooch       0  6  1  0  1  2  1  3  3   45  gab213       0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34
Barrels     0  5  0  0  0  1  0  4  1   41  Footy Is T   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
tigs2010    1  3  0  9  4  2  3  0  1   38  YeoGabbaGa   0  2  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   17
fitzroybow  0  6  0  3  5  0  0  1  0   50  Grav         0  7  0  8  9  4  3  0  0   68
Zevon       0  8  0  17 2  3  1  1  1   73  norway blu   0  8  0  9  10 2  1  0  0   81
DERRINALPH  9  13 0  8  1  1  1  0  0   66  KohPhi       0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6
JackNah_8   0  6  1  6  2  1  0  0  0   42  ScrappyDo    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            ROY   BOM
Hitouts   : 10   13 
Kicks     : 128  135 
Marks     : 63   52 
Handballs : 133  107 
Tackles   : 27   37 
Frees For : 14   16 
Frees Ag. : 16   14 
Smothers  : 1    0 
Ironouts  : 10   12 
Inside50  : 19   12 
Goals     : 15   10 
Behinds   : 15   4

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.45 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).
6.18 - Behind to iDon (BOM) - scores level.
7.53 - Goal to Elmer_Judd (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
11.23 - Behind to Pure Grunt (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
12 - Goal to sunny3193 (BOM) - ROY by 1 point(s).
15.02 - Goal to Zevon (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
18.09 - Goal to Elmer_Judd (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).
18.57 - Goal to The Sultan (BOM) - ROY by 7 point(s).
20.4 - Goal to Elmer_Judd (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.59 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 14 point(s).
2.01 - Behind to Zevon (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
11.03 - Behind to windyhill (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
16.47 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - ROY by 16 point(s).
17.24 - Goal to windyhill (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
20.15 - Goal to Pugsley (BOM) - ROY by 16 point(s).
20.58 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
21.39 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
23.04 - Behind to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - ROY by 19 point(s).
24.01 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 25 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.21 - Behind to JustaBattler (BOM) - ROY by 24 point(s).
7.04 - Behind to windyhill (ROY) - ROY by 25 point(s).
7.49 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 26 point(s).
8.49 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 32 point(s).
9.59 - Goal to windyhill (ROY) - ROY by 38 point(s).
16.47 - Goal to Pugsley (BOM) - ROY by 32 point(s).
18.01 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 33 point(s).
18.3 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 39 point(s).
19.34 - Behind to MrsEddieBetts (ROY) - ROY by 40 point(s).
20.02 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 46 point(s).
21.36 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - ROY by 40 point(s).
24.01 - Rushed behind to BOM - ROY by 39 point(s).
24.27 - Behind to gab213 (BOM) - ROY by 38 point(s).

Final Quarter :
3.54 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 44 point(s).
5.48 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - ROY by 38 point(s).
8.45 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - ROY by 32 point(s).
10.07 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 33 point(s).
10.51 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 39 point(s).
11.48 - Goal to Pugsley (BOM) - ROY by 33 point(s).
13.04 - Goal to MrsEddieBetts (ROY) - ROY by 39 point(s).
16.32 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 40 point(s).
20.23 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 41 point(s).
24.01 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - ROY by 35 point(s).
24.34 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 41 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Allikat              0 (On) 26.32 (Off) 33.57 (On) Total : 92%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) Total : 100%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) 33.57 (Off) 65.1 (On) 86.27 (Off) Total : 55%
Pure Grunt           0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Judd           0 (On) Total : 100%
_Mike_               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) Total : 100%
MrsEddieBetts        0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrels              0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) 88.16 (Off) Total : 88%
tigs2010             0 (On) 65.22 (Off) 88.16 (On) Total : 77%
Zevon                0 (On) Total : 100%
Roylion              0 (Off) 64.37 (On) 65.1 (Off) 86.27 (On) Total : 14%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (Off) 26.32 (On) 64.37 (Off) 65.22 (On) Total : 72%

BOM
Osc1                 0 (On) 16.55 (Off) 40.31 (On) Total : 76%
BLUEALLTHRU          0 (On) Total : 100%
ScrappyDo            0 (On) 84.06 (Off) Total : 84%
snozulu              0 (On) Total : 100%
Kilroy               0 (On) Total : 100%
ArdentEagle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Sun Ra               0 (On) Total : 100%
SaintsSeptember      0 (On) Total : 100%
sunny3193            0 (On) Total : 100%
Pugsley              0 (On) Total : 100%
iDon                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jabba73              0 (On) Total : 100%
JustaBattler         0 (On) Total : 100%
gab213               0 (On) Total : 100%
KohPhi               0 (On) 2.4 (Off) 16.55 (On) 30.31 (Off) Total : 16%
The Sultan           0 (On) Total : 100%
Grav                 0 (On) Total : 100%
norway blue          0 (On) Total : 100%
Footy Is The Win     0 (Off) 30.31 (On) 40.31 (Off) 84.06 (On) Total : 25%
YeoGabbaGabba        0 (Off) 2.4 (On) Total : 96%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99998

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, not much between sunny3193 and 3KZ is Football - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In quite a tussle, SaintsSeptember came out tops over the brave Allikat. - 62m from 35 to 97.
• In quite a display, Elmer_Judd was easily the winner in the clash with ArdentEagle. - 95m from 0 to 95.
• In an epic battle, Pugsley and Aristotle Pickett were well-matched - there was no victor. - 92m from 4 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Barrels and KohPhi were evenly matched. - 0m from 26 to 26.
• In a bit of an exhibition, I'm not sure that what Barrels did to Osc1 should be entirely legal. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, BLUEALLTHRU won the bout with Mooch. - 94m from 1 to 95.
• In a resume-material performance, The Sultan had DERRINALPHIL's measure. - 88m from 0 to 88.
• In quite a display, gab213 had Ed_Gein's measure. - 66m from 33 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, fitzroybowiedog came out tops over the brave Grav. - 33m from 65 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Grav and tigs2010 had an epic contest. - 64m from 0 to 64.
• Bordering on a training run, Phar Ace massacred Jabba73. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• Bordering on a training run, JackNah_8 had SaintsSeptember's measure. - 31m from 1 to 32.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between JackNah_8 and ScrappyDo - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 74 to 74.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, royboy2 did a demolition job on JustaBattler. - 71m from 6 to 77.
• In quite a display, Kilroy was easily the winner in the clash with Mike. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In quite a display, Mobbs exposed iDon's frailties. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between The Sultan and MrsEddieBetts - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 4m from 91 to 95.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, MrsEddieBetts massacred YeoGabbaGabba. - 52m from 36 to 88.
• In an epic battle, not much between Sun Ra and Pure Grunt - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, fitzroybowiedog had the better of ScrappyDo. - 0m from 52 to 52.
• In an enthralling contest, windyhill came out tops over the brave snozulu. - 98m from 2 to 100.
• While very slim pickings for both players, YeoGabbaGabba had the better of tigs2010. - 10m from 89 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Zevon did well against norway blue. - 99m from 1 to 100.

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks for the week Roys. Time to improve team. Thanks for posting philreich.

 

[Sun Ra]

Outstanding extended dad joke philreich - well done I suppose.

You were far, far, far too good for us today Roys.

Back to the drawing board for the SFA Bombers .........

 

[Grav]

Well played Roy’s too good on the day, thanks for accomodating us throughout the week, thanks for posting philreich & to our mob let’s just go back home & hit the piss.

 

[The Sultan]

Bugger another loss to a club with ancient times to a defunked football club.

 

[The Sultan]

Outstanding extended dad joke philreich - well done I suppose.

You were far, far, far too good for us today Roys.

Back to the drawing board for the SFA Bombers .........

 

[Mobbs]

Thanks for the match Bombers. Hopefully the facilities at the BJO were up to your standards!

Nice tussle, iDon . Please don't misread that.

 

[gab213]

Outstanding extended dad joke philreich - well done I suppose.

You were far, far, far too good for us today Roys.

Back to the drawing board for the SFA Bombers .........

I think that we missed BLUEALLTHRU 's presence today, he would have had a less complicated answer to fixing this up

 

[Kilroy]

Thanks for the banter Roys. All the best for the rest of the season.

Thanks for posting philreich

Too much partying has caught up with us I reckon. Let’s forget this one and move on quickly Bombers. Life’s too short.



Carna ******* Baghdad!!

 

[Mooch]

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I spoke to a guy earlier who lost a bike over the side of the road in (insert name of mountain range in Vic I can't remember the name of) when he popped a wheelie and when he dropped the front wheel he realised he was on a hairpin bend. He made it around the bend. The bike didn't.

We just need a plan.

I plan to panic.

Are you telling us everything?

=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Roys FFC : 15.15.105
Baghdad Bombers : 10.4.64
=====================================

15.15? Jeepers.

 

[iDon]

Thanks for the match Bombers. Hopefully the facilities at the BJO were up to your standards!

Nice tussle, iDon . Please don't misread that.

Enjoyed the tussle. Lets tussle again at the local bar.

 

[JustaBattler]

1 touch for one kick and one behind- earned my paycheque this week !

Sorry been absent this week. Well done Roys and as usual great job Phil.

 

[_Mike_]

We won a game. Fmd

 

[Mooch]

Thanks for the week Bombers. 10/10 'til we do it again. Catch you on the flip side.

 

[Kilroy]

And bake one with mushrooms ……..

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Ed_Gein]

We need to have a little chat Ed_Gein

Neigh.

 

[Phar Ace]

Some true footy passion in a commentator for once from a suburban Grand Final yesterday.
I wonder if we can have "Jesus!" added to the Sweet FA's commentary files.

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Did we win? Chelt?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Happy to push the boundaries Kila.

BLUEALLTHRU just for you friend. A tumeric latte. Yum yum!

Not for me thanks Ding ffs!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sorry for my absenteeism the past few days, I never remembered what having a team play a pre-lim felt like.

Congrats Roys to good on the day, thanks philreich for posting and Baghdad you will have my sole focus now.

Let’s start Winning again!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry for my absenteeism the past few days, I never remembered what having a team play a pre-lim felt like.

Congrats Roys to good on the day, thanks philreich for posting and Baghdad you will have my sole focus now.

Let’s start Winning again!

Do you want Fatima back?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Do you want Fatima back?

Stop teasing me ! There are many camels but Fatima is like a wife to me. I currently have 99 of these and all are equally important.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Oh DemurePrincess I forgot one goat Maisha.



She comes to all the red carpet events.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Dentistry?

Its only a rumour