Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Baghdad Bombers v Ophidian Old Boys at Abdu Prison

[snozulu]

Oh be quiet Phillip

Show some respect That's Phil mc kraken to you

 

[snozulu]

What's this about poisoned drinks...?
Bombers only use the most reputable suppliers.

Got any Absinthe

 

[snozulu]

Good morning glorious team, Old Boys and Girls. Back to cleaning Abdu I go


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Smart pug black hides the skids

 

[snozulu]

Said No one ever

They don't call him bubbles for nothin

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

HelLo MayYouBurnInHeLlWiThYouRRacisTfRiEnDS

Woah woah woah… who’s racist!?

 

[Braklet]

subsequent fun of figuring out who is going to be mamma or papa

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Woah woah woah… who’s racist!?

You're probably to young to remember the "bombers are racist" scandal started by nefarious elements within the league.

Good times ask KohPhi about it

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

About to tuck into some butter chicken

 

[Pugsley]

For discussion in committee - get rid of the Dragons, which eliminates the bye.

Where would the wrestling threads come from?

 

[snozulu]

You're probably to young to remember the "bombers are racist" scandal started by nefarious elements within the league.

Good times ask KohPhi about it

Who's this KohPhi you speak of?

 

[philreich]

Sad news:

My favourite Derek Underwood story comes from the 1974/75 Ashes series in Australia. On day 1 of the First Test, Lillee and Thomson had wreaked havoc on the Pommy top order, and it appeared certain that they'd be dismissed for a very low score. But then Underwood strode to the wicket, and he proved to be a much tougher nut to crack. He frustrated the Aussies for well over an hour, until skipper Ian Chappell finally threw the ball to the man with the golden arm, Doug Walters.

Dougie's first ball was a waist high full toss outside off stump. Underwood's eyes lit up, and he tried to smash it through the off side. However the ball connected with the outer half of the bat, and the man at cover was presented with a straightforward catch. The Aussies congregated around Walters to congratulate him - Dougie just holds up a hand and says, "Thanks boys. But I really think that most of the credit needs to go to Underwood here - a lesser batsman wouldn't have got a bat to that."

 

[Pugsley]

I’m doing some erotic dancing at a dingy sleeze pit called Dream Boys, it’s 5 minutes from Abdu. Starts at 7:15 and by 7:20 ladies I will have my kit off!!!

A sneak peak of what to look forward too!

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You became an overnight sensation

 

[Pugsley]

Don't trust ham sandwiches.

 

[snozulu]

Don't trust ham sandwiches.

Ken's fave

 

[snozulu]

You became an overnight sensation

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Don't mess with the bat man

 

[Pugsley]

Ken's fave

With a Diet Coke.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Seeming how as 245kg of love muscle is here, I am happy to be your warm up act and ensure I get the ladies into a feeding frenzy before you come on BLUEALLTHRU

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You’ve been grazing in the same paddock as Pugsley I see.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Seeming how as 245kg of love muscle is here, I am happy to be your warm up act and ensure I get the ladies into a feeding frenzy before you come on BLUEALLTHRU

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It’s alive!

And ******* spoilers.

S P O I L E R S!!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Elton Johns Wig , we hope you enjoy your stay in our Abdu Luxury Suite

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Apologies Robertio , we were unable to replace your mattress after HARPSichord soiled his undies last time he stayed at Abdu

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Bags not this room!

Tigerturbulance your gonna ferry us home again right? If this is the standard we are to expect then get the ******* plane mate! Stat!

 

[DemurePrincess]

You’ve been grazing in the same paddock as Pugsley I see.

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Wtf is going on around here?

Is it Flesh Fantasy week?

 

[philreich]

You’ve been grazing in the same paddock as Pugsley I see.

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My spies have told me that the Old Boys got fit during the off season by running laps around Tigerturbulance. I'm led to believe that the record was 3 laps.

 

[DemurePrincess]

My spies have told me that the Old Boys got fit during the off season by running laps around Tigerturbulance. I'm led to believe that the record was 3 laps.

Yep. It’s like ring a ring a rosy but each lap takes a full lunar cycle

 

[philreich]

Yep. It’s like ring a ring a rosy but each lap takes a full lunar cycle

Reminds me of a woman I met last week. She was 4 feet 6 inches tall - lying down!!!

 

[Robertio]

Bags not this room!

Tigerturbulance your gonna ferry us home again right? If this is the standard we are to expect then get the ******* plane mate! Stat!

They have your accommodation out the back

 

[DemurePrincess]

Reminds me of a woman I met last week. She was 4 feet 6 inches tall - lying down!!!

What happened when you stood up? She come to your belly button…
I call that a win