Sweet FA Season 15 Pre-season Round 1: Fighting Furies vs. East Side Hawks @ Punt Road

[boncer34]

Teams due by 9pm AEST Friday night.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Finally, the preseason is underway... Good time to test out the ESH's line up and trial a few things against the hapless Furies..

Sorry Furries, but this is one game where SFA life won't imitate real life..

 

[larrikin]

Preseason, hope all the boys turn up

 

[grizzlym]

You mean the Plushies.

 

[The Speaker]

Preseason, hope all the boys turn up

Where am I?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Where am I?

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. But I suspect there will be a whole team of cowardly, brainless, heartless losers waiting to greet us when we do get to this 'Punt Road'...

 

[Itsmyshow]

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. But I suspect there will be a whole team of cowardly, brainless, heartless losers waiting to greet us when we do get to this 'Punt Road'...

That's if they ain't too busy blaming each other for poor onfield performances and in the middle of sacking a coach.

 

[larrikin]

Where am I?

Yeah I know - when did we start turning up before Rd 4.

Still, we're here - may as well flog these pansies

 

[Nuffers]

It's only the Pre-season.. the lads haven't left the bar yet.......

 

[Itsmyshow]

It's only the Pre-season.. the lads haven't left the bar yet.......

That's handy for you boys... We have only shown up to head to the bar, the beating we will hand you on the field won't take too long and we will see that familiar Furies trudge..

 

[boncer34]

IMS up and about early.

 

[Nuffers]

That's handy for you boys... We have only shown up to head to the bar, the beating we will hand you on the field won't take too long and we will see that familiar Furies trudge..

What in pre season???....... it's time to experiment our projectile vomiting tackling techniques, perfecting monkey oil application, KFC bucket consumption and keeping a lid on things.

 

[Mr Eagle]

We spend our preseason winning. Cos that's what we'll also do in the proper season. We're bi-winning.

 

[Nuffers]

We spend our preseason winning. Cos that's what we'll also do in the proper season. We're bi-winning.

So your saying The Hawks are the hermaphrodites of the SFA?

 

[Itsmyshow]

We are, whatever it is we want to be.. We are addicted, we can't help it, unlike your mob, we can't get enough.

 

[Dagless]

The **** is a Flurrie?

 

[Itsmyshow]

The **** is a Flurrie?

It's an icecream at McDonalds with stuff mixed in.. It's fluffy and soft.

 

[larrikin]

It's an icecream at McDonalds with stuff mixed in.. It's fluffy and soft.

It appears to have nuts too (only some though)

 

[Mr Eagle]

So your saying The Hawks are the hermaphrodites of the SFA?

No, but we will sleep with anybody.

 

[Dagless]

It appears to have nuts too (only some though)

And when you ask for them they offer a paltry amount.

 

[Itsmyshow]

No, but we will sleep with anybody.

We will???

 

[Equus]

Looking forward to this match. Punt Road will be hosting the inaugural Kentucky Fried Hawks at the end of the match.

Furies by 30+

 

[Equus]

Hooray for start of pre-season!

 

[Itsmyshow]

Indeed Equus.. Indeed...

But what is Kentucky Fried Hawks?? Does that include 11 secret herbs and spices?

Will the Flurries losing have an effect on the final product?

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

Wonders have already been put on notice about the new and improved Furies, now it's the Hemaphradite Hawks turn to learn the hard way.

Our retro forward line is a blast from the past. Fumbles, Blood and Nuffers, things you don't see enough of these days in "modern football" time to teach these pretty boys/girls* a footy lesson!

*still confused over the politically correct term for your kind. Help would be much appreciated, we need to preach tolerence so the Hawks can be accepted into everyday society. I know it's a big dream and seems a long way off from reality but you Hawks need to dream big. It's the only thing that you've got.