The Pastor Maldonado boneheaded driver of the week

[Forward Press]

He really is just taking the piss out of this thread now
- crashes in the pit enterance in China
- crashes on the out lap in qualifying

Things happen in threes.What will he do either tomorrow or next race ?

He had the crash in Bahrain though. So things happen in 4s?

 

[JUBJUB]

He had the crash in Bahrain though. So things happen in 4s?

Oh the one where he flipped the other car at turn 1 coming out of the pits ?

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Too predictable - how about him crashing into the Safety Car ?

Or do a Shane Van Gisbergen taking out the medical car

 

[Smeg Head]

Finishing the race in the points? That would be a properly unpredictable result.

 

[Beetlebum]

Pastor has made an early entry to win his award.

 

[Beavis07]

Someone should start a Will Pastor Maldonado finish the Race Game? One point for the right selection at each Grand Prix.
- Yes
- Yes but will be lapped or involved in an investigated incident
- No he will crash
- No his car will stop

 

[stmookeyj]

I personally think he'll do a Schumacher tribute by deliberately stopping at the final hairpin to bring out the reds in qualifying in order to sneak into Q2.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I personally think he'll do a Schumacher tribute by deliberately stopping at the final hairpin to bring out the reds in qualifying in order to sneak into Q2.

It's more likely he actually hits the wall and brings out reds. I'm not sure he has the presence of mind to think up something that doesn't involve going kamikaze at a wall.

 

[Bacon Warrior]

So, Felipe Massa anyone? Apparently forgot to use his DRS to pass Seb when he had the chance, then removes himself and Perez from very good positions.
Or maybe Chilton? After all, the cardinal sin of motorsport is taking out your teammate.

 

[Klyntonius]

Loris Baz is a strong contender this week.

 

[JUBJUB]

Loris Baz is a strong contender this week.

Yep,that was a bonehead move and very lucky not to seriously injure his teammate Sykes or Alex Lowes.

 

[Allikat]

So, Felipe Massa anyone? Apparently forgot to use his DRS to pass Seb when he had the chance, then removes himself and Perez from very good positions.

And even more boneheaded - he missed Vettel on his way to the wall.

 

[Bacon Warrior]

I may have to take back some of my criticism of Massa; the stewards have put the blame on Perez. I'm sorry, Felipe.

 

[JUBJUB]

I saw this in a catalogue this morning [might've been Big W]


Yes your child could grow up to be like Pastor Maldanado.
I'm tipping little kids crash less than him.

 

[stmookeyj]

has to be Chilton for me. Sure the last lap prang was dumb on both parts BUT you never ever forget the rule about not taking out your team mate.

 

[NSWCROW]

 

[Bacon Warrior]

Whoever designed that pit exit should be slapped with a tuna.

 

[JUBJUB]

He's been to the Kevin LePage driving school

 

[JUBJUB]

This one isn't a driver but a work crew lifting a car on a platform.
Always....ALWAYS...check the handbrake is on



How was it not strapped down ?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/20...-rally-car-falls-two-storeys-to-crash-on-road

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Team owner would not be happy

 

[NSWCROW]

Muppet effort.
Didn't like the spot the course car was in though...knew it as soon as it flashed up on the screen.

 

[benji2]

Muppet effort.
Didn't like the spot the course car was in though...knew it as soon as it flashed up on the screen.

That's supposed to be a "safety" car?? Hopefully there were yellow flags waving madly on the top of the hill

 

[stmookeyj]

3 nominations so far from the Hungaroring, namely Grosjean (crashing under a yellow), Hulkenberg (almost took out his teammate with a dive bomb at a non-overtaking spot when he took himself out)....and add Pastor to that list again for a similar move on Bianchi.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Everyone is trying to be worst then Pastor

 

[Bacon Warrior]

Not sure how Grosjean managed to crash being the safety car, but surely that's the winrar this week.