The Ressies Footballer

[Shane Hird]

This bloke is an absolute genius. I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard before...if you haven't got facebook then you're missing out.

My favorite...

I drink protein shakes and go to the gym. I regularly get dropped from reserves.

Brandon skips Tuesday night sessions, and religiously drinks 10 coronas the night before a game to "help him sleep." He plays ones and burns.

#### you, Brandon

https://www.facebook.com/theressiesfootballer?fref=nf

 

[Isosceles]

Why post this on two boards? Its not that funny.

 

[Hawker55]

A low rent rip off of the Grade Cricketer eh.

 

[yirra_kurl]

A low rent rip off of the Grade Cricketer eh.

the grade cricketer can be amusing at times though!

 

[Hawker55]

That's true! (hence the low rent comment)

 

[Shane Hird]

It's a bit different than the average funny footy stuff.

He's a class above.

He's funnier than Titus and he's stuff is pretty good.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Not sure if I'd say they're funnier than Titus, but the ones that I've seen have been pretty funny. Interesting to see if he can keep it up.

Not a patch on David Stratton's (sadly semi-retired) Twitter account, however.

https://twitter.com/davidstratton9

 

[42fortytwo]

Funny, not Titus level yet...

But still very funny!

 

[Shane Hird]

Not sure if I'd say they're funnier than Titus, but the ones that I've seen have been pretty funny. Interesting to see if he can keep it up.

Not a patch on David Stratton's (sadly semi-retired) Twitter account, however.

https://twitter.com/davidstratton9

You're right..that is brilliant haha

Anyone else got links to other quality stuff like that?

 

[Damon_3388]

Thought this was going to be a thread about the type of footballers that are good players in or are too good for the state leagues, but clearly not AFL standard. Was going to nominate Majak Daw.

 

[Whiskers]

Yeah I rate his jokes highly.
Guess you need to have played in it to appreciate just how funny it is.

 

[Borderline]

This one's world class for fans of the round ball game
https://www.twitter.com/HipsterManager

Had a few laughs at Dull Jack Reiwoldt too

https://www.twitter.com/DullJackR8

 

[Pea Nut]

Had a few laughs at Dull Jack Reiwoldt too

https://www.twitter.com/DullJackR8

That is terrific !!

 

[42fortytwo]

The Stratton one is also great!!

 

[Pea Nut]

The Stratton one is also great!!

Link ???

 

[Shane Hird]

Yeah I rate his jokes highly.
Guess you need to have played in it to appreciate just how funny it is.

Yeah it's a real suburban footy thing. Every local club has a couple of blokes who you could single out doing some of the stuff he puts out.

 

[Shane Hird]

This one's world class for fans of the round ball game
https://www.twitter.com/HipsterManager

Had a few laughs at Dull Jack Reiwoldt too

https://www.twitter.com/DullJackR8

Haha

Trent just texted me saying Daniel Kerr owns a car wash. I said Walter White owned one too.

 

[42fortytwo]

Link ???

It's a few posts above.. I should have confirmed that it's not Stratton of Hawthorn fame also.

 

[Pea Nut]

It's a few posts above.. I should have confirmed that it's not Stratton of Hawthorn fame also.

Ah, yeah the Stratton movie guy one. That is classic !! Had a good read. Some guys must have way too much time on their hands though!!!

 

[Shane Hird]

The Ressies Footballer went from zero to 27,000 likes in 6 days.

Companies would kill for that sort of viral success targeted at footy players and fans.

 

[MarcusP2]

That is terrific !!

It's no Interesting Matthew Lobbe.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Interesting-Matthew-Lobbe/1471576923089083

 

[Shane Hird]

It's no Interesting Matthew Lobbe.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Interesting-Matthew-Lobbe/1471576923089083

That is brilliant. I can now see where the ressies footballer got his idea from.

 

[Nath80]

This bloke is an absolute genius. I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard before...if you haven't got facebook then you're missing out.

My favorite...

I drink protein shakes and go to the gym. I regularly get dropped from reserves.

Brandon skips Tuesday night sessions, and religiously drinks 10 coronas the night before a game to "help him sleep." He plays ones and burns.

#### you, Brandon

https://www.facebook.com/theressiesfootballer?fref=nf

Check out memoirs of an AFL journo on facebook ... https://www.facebook.com/afljourno ... some pretty funny stuff.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Check out memoirs of an AFL journo on facebook ... https://www.facebook.com/afljourno ... some pretty funny stuff.

0 likes...first post an hour ago...cover your tracks a bit better next time.

 

[Pea Nut]

Check out memoirs of an AFL journo on facebook ... https://www.facebook.com/afljourno ... some pretty funny stuff.

Why the picture of NRL journalists interviewing an NRL coach ??