Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Big Sauce 21]

“Lisa! The cops are chasing me, I need a place to hide!” – Nelson
“Lisa’s window is the next one.” - Homer

"Who the devil are you

 

[ep2018]

"I've got an idea, Mr. Simpson. Why don't you go get something to eat from our food truck?"
"...Mr. Simpson?"

 

[King_Steele]

Sideshow Bob: Will you marry me Selma?

Bart: Don't do it aunt Selma that man is scum!

Selma: Then call me Mrs Scum!

 

[trueblue_91]

Bart: Seymour, this is an absent slip signed by Nelson's mother. And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the d's.
Skinner: Forgery! So he didn't have leprosy!

 

[McClane]

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Moonwatcher]

Melbourne atm.

It's missing 'Classical gas'.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

"He's gaining on us"

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

"Godspeed little doodle."

 

[Big Sauce 21]

All we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazz man

 

[swansfan_20]

 

[Jack Stevens]

Anyone remember these glasses? (which as an added bonus came full of nutella)

We had the full set back in the day, but don't have a clue what happened to them. You can get them on eBay for around $5 a glass, I'm almost tempted to get a set just for the nostalgia hit.

 

[kfc1]

I reckon there must be at least one of them in my parents' place

 

[BALKAN]

Holy crap the Bart one just made me nostalgia all over myself

 

[Cruyff14]

Anyone remember these glasses? (which as an added bonus came full of nutella)

We had the full set back in the day, but don't have a clue what happened to them. You can get them on eBay for around $5 a glass, I'm almost tempted to get a set just for the nostalgia hit.

Still have the Homer one and the Sideshow Bob one.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[ep2018]

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Anyone remember these glasses? (which as an added bonus came full of nutella)

We had the full set back in the day, but don't have a clue what happened to them. You can get them on eBay for around $5 a glass, I'm almost tempted to get a set just for the nostalgia hit.

Yes!!
So awesome

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

I think my parents still have the maggie one

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but apparently they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, 'shakes.'
Eddie: Pfft, 'shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.

 

[Kram]

“Homer, this is the Flanders’ entire living room set! How much did you pay for this?”
“Only 75 beans!”
“Seventy 75 dollars? Ned must be desperate...”

“I’m sure you did nothing to discourage this, you scavenger of human misery.”
“Hey, keep your hands off my china hutch!”

 

[Kram]

“We don’t usually do this, but we have some witnesses. Come in, Arthur. Now, where did Bart stick the fireworks?”

 

[ep2018]

"Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak!"

 

[No.19]

Seasons 1-4 get underrated because they're not as wacky as what followed but there's a lot of good jokes you don't even notice unless you know what they're referencing. Went completely over my head as a kid.

"As wacky as those kids were, they were no match for Captain Wacky!


Later renamed Homer"

 

[Kram]

“Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream and I knew that was special cause I usually dream about naked... Marge.”