Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[Wosh]

Mainly here so we can enjoy the LOLs afterwards at the end of 2023, but also an interesting discussion point.

I’m in genuine two minds and can’t call it, but who do you see finishing higher in 2023?

Who is positioned better from a list/team perspective?

Let the games begin…

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[beerbandit]

You found one stat that Moore has over McGovern. You’ve got to be kidding. Give up buddy.

Don’t get mad with me , you provided me with that stat. Not the other way around !

 

[beerbandit]

I edited your injury list as to whom is a decent player. Bit disappointing for you guys about Dom Akuei as whenever he plays I shudder.

 

[Worm4]

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I edited your injury list as to whom is a decent player. Bit disappointing for you guys about Dom Akuei as whenever he plays I shudder.

Stop taking the piss.
Motlop averages more goals per game than your Sir Bobby who did a Shane Ellen and played 1 good game in his life

 

[beerbandit]

Stop taking the piss.
Motlop averages more goals per game than your Sir Bobby who did a Shane Ellen and played 1 good game in his life

Well it’s 1 good game more than Motlop has played. Maybe he might get to play on GF day one day, but given his history with injury and being a Carlton player, the probabilities of this happening are very low.

 

[Worm4]

Well it’s 1 good game more than Motlop has played. Maybe he might get to play on GF day one day, but given his history with injury and being a Carlton player, the probabilities of this happening are very low.

Where is that statement on my list.....

 

[beerbandit]

Where is that statement on my list.....

Which part ? The one good game? I’m tipping by mentioning Shane Ellen and the fact that he now is the greatest player to win the Norm Smith surpassing Dusty is that you’re mentioning GF day.

 

[Worm4]

Well it’s 1 good game more than Motlop has played. Maybe he might get to play on GF day one day, but given his history with injury and being a Carlton player, the probabilities of this happening are very low.

The big question is, who out of the 2, are going to register their first ever brownlow votes ?

 

[beerbandit]

The big question is, who out of the 2, are going to register their first ever brownlow votes ?

Probably Motlop! Haha

 

[Worm4]

Probably Motlop! Haha

Its an amazing stat lol

 

[Red_man2008]

Well it’s 1 good game more than Motlop has played. Maybe he might get to play on GF day one day, but given his history with injury and being a Carlton player, the probabilities of this happening are very low.

Motlop kicked 2 in the semi final that we won by a kick. He kicked the second last goal of the game to give us a shot. It was remarkable check the highlights.

 

[Red_man2008]

Well it’s 1 good game more than Motlop has played. Maybe he might get to play on GF day one day, but given his history with injury and being a Carlton player, the probabilities of this happening are very low.

He’s in his third year. And had a few injuries. Plenty of time. I wouldn’t call it an Injury history.

 

[T2B_]

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I edited your injury list as to whom is a decent player. Bit disappointing for you guys about Dom Akuei as whenever he plays I shudder.

All would walk into the Pies

 

[Cyclops]

All would walk into the Pies

All would love to.

Big game coming up when we clash. If it has a finals atmosphere can we we expect less than 2 goals from Charlie?

 

[Worm4]

All would love to.

Big game coming up when we clash. If it has a finals atmosphere can we we expect less than 2 goals from Charlie?

Your eyes must be painted on . He kicked 6 on Moore in the corresponding fixture last year

 

[Arr0w]

All would love to.

Big game coming up when we clash. If it has a finals atmosphere can we we expect less than 2 goals from Charlie?

Depends, has Moore learnt how to defend an actual decent key forward?

 

[Robroy22]

I just like reading this.

So tell me, if the reigning premiers are "instant experts", who do the "instant experts" this year support.

C'mon, you can do it

Means some of these Blues supporters haven't been experts....in like.....ever?
Or for most of em it's been since 1995

Depends, has Moore learnt how to defend an actual decent key forward?

You know he hasn't.....we only get to play Charlie twice a year.

 

[Arr0w]

I just like reading this.

So tell me, if the reigning premiers are "instant experts", who do the "instant experts" this year support.

C'mon, you can do it

Every supporter base become experts when they finish higher on the ladder than another team

I still laugh when a Bomber's supporter was trying to tell me Shiel was better than Curnow start of 2022

 

[Chief]

I edited your injury list as to whom is a decent player. Bit disappointing for you guys about Dom Akuei as whenever he plays I shudder.

At some point in your life you should look TOWARDS the TV when a Carlton game is on. Would help greatly.

 

[Cyclops]

Depends, has Moore learnt how to defend an actual decent key forward?

Are you recruiting one before we play? MSD isntvfor a while surely....

Your eyes must be painted on . He kicked 6 on Moore in the corresponding fixture last year

I thought he kicked one and the umps kicked four for him?

Jokes aside he's a threat when you're attacking and playing well. Does he tackle and chase?

I've criticized him for being a "small game specialist" but that was a decent game last week, I think the Giants are the only side with more raw talent than you.

I just hope we can give you a decent challenge, not expecting too much honestly. [mozz mozz]

 

[Arr0w]

Are you recruiting one before we play? MSD isntvfor a while surely....

We've actually got a KPD that can defend, if I was the Pie supporter, I'd recognise Frampton as the better KPD

Might have to play Maynard on Charlie, while Moore goes walkabout

 

[Worm4]

I thought he kicked one and the umps kicked four for him?

Jokes aside he's a threat when you're attacking and playing well. Does he tackle and chase?

He does tackle and chase. He also takes contested marks, helps out in defence when needed, and drags his opponent up to the wings allowing other forwards to do their thing. Very unselfish player

 

[Cripps 'n' Blue Bloods]

Your eyes must be painted on . He kicked 6 on Moore in the corresponding fixture last year

Depends, has Moore learnt how to defend an actual decent key forward?

Will actually be interesting to see how he goes without having Murphy there as a chop out to intercept.
If Charlie got 11 frees in 2 games with Moore and Murphy there, imagine what will happen when Moore shits himself this time.

 

[Worm4]

Will actually be interesting to see how he goes without having Murphy there as a chop out to intercept.
If Charlie got 11 frees in 2 games with Moore and Murphy there, imagine what will happen when Moore shits himself this time.

I hope he gets 10 free kicks, kicks 8 goals from those frees, to really rub salt into the wounds

 

[Thrawn]

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I edited your injury list as to whom is a decent player. Bit disappointing for you guys about Dom Akuei as whenever he plays I shudder.

Gee I hope the FBI or CIA never hire you to handle their classified documents!

 

[Worm4]

We've actually got a KPD that can defend, if I was the Pie supporter, I'd recognise Frampton as the better KPD

Might have to play Maynard on Charlie, while Moore goes walkabout

One out of left field, I would like to see Jordan Boyd play on Maynard in their backline