HBF
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Why do you need him to post there? You can read his work elsewhere
Pfft.
You'd have a boner for months if Mojo re-surfaced on BF.
Carlton - Ya Gotta Love!
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Pfft.
You'd have a boner for months if Mojo re-surfaced on BF.
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you gotta love Henry Clark pulling the wool over an entire nation's eyes
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HBF
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Ya gotta love this......
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Ya gotta love Jokes:
(not my joke)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
(not my joke)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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Superman is flying up in the sky and he sees Wonder Woman lying down on her back completely naked on top of a building. Superman thinks 'I'm pretty speedy, I could get in, get off, get out and she wouldn't even know.' So Superman goes in for it and his plan works.
Wonder Woman: What was that?
Invisible Man: I don't know but my ar$e hurts
Wonder Woman: What was that?
Invisible Man: I don't know but my ar$e hurts
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café.
12:45 Catch sight of husband's / boyfriend's ex and notice that she has gained 7 kg.
13:00 Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit.
15:00 Nap.
16:00 3 dozen red roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk that says that he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
17:30 Choose outfit from expensive, designer wardrobe. Parade in front of full-length mirror.
19:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners / dancers.
22:00 Hot shower (alone).
22:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp new white linen.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
06:00 Alarm.
06:15 Blow job.
06:30 Massive, satisfying dump whilst reading the sports pages.
07:00 Breakfast. Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked buxom wench.
07:30 Limo arrives.
07:45 Several whiskeys en-route to airport.
09:15 Flight in personal Lear jet.
09:30 Limo to St. Andrew' s golf club (blow job en-route).
09:45 Play front nine (2 under).
11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12:15 Blow job.
12:30 Play back nine (4 under).
14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys).
14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo.
15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude).
16:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lb) on light tackle.
17:00 Fly home. Massage and hand job by Jennifer Hawkins.
18:45 Shit, shower and shave.
19:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and pr0n legalised.
19:45 Dinner. Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953); big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****.
21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall-sized TV showing International Match of the Day. Scotland 0:England 12.
22:45 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies).
23:30 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
00:15 Night-cap blow job.
00:30 In bed alone.
00:35 A 12-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café.
12:45 Catch sight of husband's / boyfriend's ex and notice that she has gained 7 kg.
13:00 Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit.
15:00 Nap.
16:00 3 dozen red roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk that says that he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
17:30 Choose outfit from expensive, designer wardrobe. Parade in front of full-length mirror.
19:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners / dancers.
22:00 Hot shower (alone).
22:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp new white linen.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
06:00 Alarm.
06:15 Blow job.
06:30 Massive, satisfying dump whilst reading the sports pages.
07:00 Breakfast. Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked buxom wench.
07:30 Limo arrives.
07:45 Several whiskeys en-route to airport.
09:15 Flight in personal Lear jet.
09:30 Limo to St. Andrew' s golf club (blow job en-route).
09:45 Play front nine (2 under).
11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12:15 Blow job.
12:30 Play back nine (4 under).
14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys).
14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo.
15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude).
16:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lb) on light tackle.
17:00 Fly home. Massage and hand job by Jennifer Hawkins.
18:45 Shit, shower and shave.
19:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and pr0n legalised.
19:45 Dinner. Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953); big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****.
21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall-sized TV showing International Match of the Day. Scotland 0:England 12.
22:45 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies).
23:30 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
00:15 Night-cap blow job.
00:30 In bed alone.
00:35 A 12-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
HBF
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Friggin' awesome walshy.
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Murphy calls in to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of
dem,Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of
dem,Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
HBF
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Ya gotta love being back in Melbourne after spending the last 3 days in Sydney.
BlueBelle
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Ya gotta love that a hectic week is nearly over!
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Ya gotta love a day off, due to a teacher strike.
Ya gotta love that we could be 2-3 after this weekend, a much cleaner record than 0-5.
.Ya gotta love that we could be 2-3 after this weekend, a much cleaner record than 0-5.
bexta444
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Oh no!
Hope he gets better Bexta. I think you being in Melbourne was good for the team...
Sorry to hear that Bec, hope all works out o.k for you there
Love & hugs Bex, stay strong sista!
Yup my thoughts and best wishes are with Bexta and her family
Ya gotta love YOU GUYS!
Thanks a million!
Dad is out and doing really well! Thanks again xxxx
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You gotta love that Sexy Bexy is back !!!
Great to hear that your dad is feeling better Bexta, that is fantastic news
Great to hear that your dad is feeling better Bexta, that is fantastic news
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Ya gotta love that information Bexta!!! With your dads rapid progression, maybe we might have you back before Sunday...?Ya gotta love YOU GUYS!
Thanks a million!
Dad is out and doing really well! Thanks again xxxx
bexta444
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Ya gotta love that information Bexta!!! With your dads rapid progression, maybe we might have you back before Sunday...?
Oh I'm back baby!
heading to training tomorrow
Ya gotta love Holidays
Thanks Sexy Celtic!
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No probs Bex
The place has been a big quiet here without you ....
The place has been a big quiet here without you ....
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Awwww shucks.
*ruffles Walshy's hair*
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