Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Schulzenfest]

Due to never really caring about an EPL team and due to being physically incapable of supporting a team with that utter c*** Luis Suarez on it, I'm comfortable with officially jumping on the Man City bandwagon.

A) The story of their title run last year was so ridiculously amazing that if it had been a movie I would've disliked it for being way too unrealistically perfect.
B) Balotelli

 

[DonDraper]

Big soccer fan which includes Adelaide Utd. First season in a long time that I'm not a member actually. But each to their own, going to games is still fun. Quality may be lacking but it's never going to be La Liga. I've come to terms with it and love it

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Due to never really caring about an EPL team and due to being physically incapable of supporting a team with that utter c*** Luis Suarez on it, I'm comfortable with officially jumping on the Man City bandwagon.

A) The story of their title run last year was so ridiculously amazing that if it had been a movie I would've disliked it for being way too unrealistically perfect.
B) Balotelli

You are an intelligent young man gp.

 

[manureid]

You are an intelligent young man gp.

Debatable.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

I'm also a big Marseille fan

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

I couldn't care less about soccer but I think I go for Arsenal or something cos they're the Gunners which is also a nickname for an excellent band #passionate

 

[MP_]

Spent a good hour today being swooped by two plovers, **** me they are an aggressive bird when you are working within close vicinity to their nest which has eggs in it

 

[Trewth]

Spent a good hour today being swooped by two plovers, **** me they are an aggressive bird when you are working within close vicinity to their nest which has eggs in it

Oh shit yeah, one of the most scariest moments of my childhood was getting swooped by 4 of those ****ers. They were relentless, 1 after the other, coordinated strikes. All I could do was lie face first on the ground and scream like a little bitch. It kept going for about half an hour until some lady came and helped me. Traumatic experience.

I got my revenge a few weeks later with a slug gun. Cold, heartless payback.

 

[Trewth]

lol f***ers is swear filtered to gooses. No bigfooty, they're plovers.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Spent a good hour today being swooped by two plovers, **** me they are an aggressive bird when you are working within close vicinity to their nest which has eggs in it

I have known chicks that have guarded the eggs in their uterus by swooping and then pulling away at the last second.

 

[Stromageddon]

lol f***ers is swear filtered to gooses. No bigfooty, they're plovers.

Geese?

 

[Peck]

Come on you redssssssssssss!!

 

[Portmanteau]

I can't support the 36ers for the following reasons -

*To me they're basically the Crows on a basketball court.
*To me the majority of their fans are Crows fans in a basketball arena.
*They make me think of Ken Cole and Phil Smythe.
*I'm not a particular fan of basketball.

To some extent, Sixers fans are very dissimilar to Crows, or football fans, in general. Hardcore local basketball types HATE footy, moreso than I've seen from futbol fans even.

But yeah, I find it hard to get up for many bball games outside of the Boomers these days. Don't have the time and energy to make it to the 36ers and people follow players, not teams in the NBA - boring.

 

[manureid]

I have known chicks that have guarded the eggs in their uterus by swooping and then pulling away at the last second.

It is when they don't pull away at he last second that you end up with a lifetime of financial and emotional draining.... x 3 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It is when they don't pull away at he last second that you end up with a lifetime of financial and emotional draining.... x 3 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

3 times??????

 

[Portia]

Its why there are so many Manchester United fans.

 

[MP_]

Has anyone bought a youth guernsey for their kids? The megastore only has large sizes left and I want one for my 8 year old and am wondering how massive a large would be for him

 

[edgie]

I liked the plain back tee's with the teal and white V on them as merchandise, would wear one anywhere. Footy training to the pub, around the house, too work on foot colours day, sneakily leave one at the missus's as a hint

 

[manureid]

3 times??????

3 kids......

 

[Kickpuncher]

On the topic of Soccer

I bought FIFA 13 the other day and Im completely addicted to Ultimate Team

 

[Eddie Dingle]

3 kids......

We got a sharp one here...

I worked out it was 3 kids I was just wondering how it happened 3 times...

Tell me it's not 3 different mums?

 

[manureid]

We got a sharp one here...

I worked out it was 3 kids I was just wondering how it happened 3 times...

Tell me it's not 3 different mums?

Nah, 3 different Dads......

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Nah, 3 different Dads......

Right, so you and your "life partner" adopted?

 

[Kickpuncher]

Just realised this is going to be by 1500th post time for something special.

I am the Kochies long lost son.








What I said above may or may not be true

 

[manureid]

Right, so you and your "life partner" adopted?

Can I reverse adopt now?? Not sure I can send an 18 year old back??!?!! Kept the receipt if that helps!