Tippett's Gone - READ RULES BEFORE POSTING

[Wood_Duck]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

You are on the same page I am. Idiot

 

[WheresGroomgone]

It's not like they're trying to brainwash us to kill the prime minister of malayasia. Relax

I wouldn't be able to do it anyway -I'm staying here until there's some news!

 

[Smoooothy]

a mushroom walks into a bar, and orders a drink

the barman say "i can't serve you, we don't serve your kind here"

the mushroom say "Why not?? i'm a fun guy?!"

 

[SydCrow]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Kurt
Kurt who?
Kurt Tippett
KNOCK KNOCK HE'S OUT

 

[Emperoar]

Also does sitting listening to music on a loop, oggling pretty things and waiting, count as earning a cold drink this afternoon??

I'd rather oggle at pretty things whilst having a drink

 

[WheresGroomgone]

This should soothe you friend.

Is that a cross between the lovely girl from Glee and the crazy chick from homelands?

 

[Crow-eater]

I wouldn't be able to do it anyway -I'm staying here until there's some news!

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

No Mugatu, AFTER the verdict

 

[cmndstab]

Oggle isn't a word, guys.

 

[Wood_Duck]

knock knock
who's there?
dwayne.
dwayne who?
dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning!

 

[Deaneus!]

You still haven't told us where's the happiest place on earth.

Is it inside Kate Upton?

 

[Gary17]

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..T..

 

[jenny61_99]

You still haven't told us where's the happiest place on earth.

Disneyland! You've not heard that before?

 

[DJ75]

Is it inside Kate Upton?

25000 POSTS later and we have a winner. Good work my friend, good work.

I tell you one thing, when I go on my shooting spree, I'm going to cite this thread as being the primary cause of my insanity.

 

[asdfasd]

I don't mind personal insults and childish name calling, but these terrible jokes have taken this thread to a new low.

 

[The Big Sauce]

Has anyone read every post in this thread?

They should get their own BF Trophy if so

 

[Smoooothy]

Is it inside Kate Upton?

needs more love

 

[Crow-eater]

I'd make a Chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon

 

[Magma]

i have a good joke.

the afl commission.

 

[Emperoar]

Oggle isn't a word, guys.

I see it only contains 1 g...

 

[Nesqua]

Has anyone read every post in this thread?

They should get their own BF Trophy if so

I have but only because I have OCD and I would stress out if I missed even 1 post

 

[Centrered]

When does Tippett's Gone The Sequel begin?.

 

[Moonwatcher]

I'd make a Chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon

Moonwatcher: Do you know any other chemistry jokes?

Crow-eater: Na

 

[Messiah]

Door: Knock knock.
AFC fans: Who's there?
Door: Kurt Tippett.
AFC Fans: Kurt Tippett who?

How I wish that were true ...

 

[Geoffa32]

Just watched Danger kick his goal from the pocket against the Tealsters...............I miss the "actual" football.


Did Tip play this game, or have Foxfooty edited him out for us?

 

[jt_mcleod]

omg what could be taking so long did they run out of lube?