SALADA/VladFL: Slap on the wrist. - STRICTLY ESSENDON SUPPORTERS ONLY

[Alfred E Neuman]

3 to Wellington, 8 to Darwin.

Play (insert premier here) 11 times, and the other 3 top four sides 4 times each.

 

[Zach Package]

AFL have played their last card here, this is where the fight really starts

And there we go

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

And there we go

Yep. Now let's see what we can muster.

 

[OzBomber]

Oh jesus, I'll be whacking off to that one for many months to come

HAHAHAHAHA best post today.

 

[Doss]

The thread title really must be "RUN THE **** AT US ANDY"

Was strongly considering, "HEY VLAD, DO U EVEN LIFT?"

 

[OzBomber]

Paul Little is an intimidating guy. Not a great public speaker but gives off the impression that it would be unwise to **** with him.

He owns Toll. He's worth $700m. He doesn't get that rich from being a nice guy.

 

[kfc1]

The powers that be simply MUST change the thread title to "Does the AFL even lift?" Agreed?

THIS!

 

[Call Me Cake]

It's war, folks.



AFL: "Listen carefully Hird, Vlad conquers and controls EVERYTHING he rests his eyes upon... he leads an army so MASSIVE, it SHAKES the ground with it's march. So VAST it DRINKS the rivers dry. ALL that God-King Vlad requires - is this... a simple, offering of points and finals, a token of Essendon's submission, to the will, of Vlad."
Hird: "[Deep breath] ... Submission?....... well that's a bit of a problem. See rumour has it, the Demons, have already turned you down. And if those bottomers, and their, spoon lovers, have found that kind of nerve then..."
Bomber: "We must be diplomatic..."
Hird: "And of course BOMBERS... have their reputation to consider."
AFL: "Choose... your next words carefully Hird... they may be your last... as coach."
Hird: [Looks at his fellow clubmen and women... looks down, wind blows and emphatic music plays]

[... "points... and finals"...]

[Directs the truth and integrity at the AFL's face, entire club does the same]

AFL: "Madman... YOU'RE A MADMAN!"
Hird: "Points... and finals. Oh you'll find plenty of both over here."
AFL: "No club... big or small, NO CLUB embarrasses the AFL!"
Hird: "You bring the crowns and heads of conquered coaches to MY CLUB STEPS... you INSULT MY TEAM... you THREATEN my players with SLANDER AND DEATH! ... Oh, I've chosen my words carefully AFL. Perhaps you should have done the SAME!"
AFL: "This is blasphemy! This is MADNESS!"

[Hird looks behind him, at the club, the players, the supporters, all of whome give the go ahead]

Hird: "Madness?..."
THIS, IS, ESSENDON!

 

[rumply]

HTB foaming liked theyve never foamed before

Sight to behold...

 

[JD11]

how to embed tweet?

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

He owns Toll. He's worth $700m. He doesn't get that rich from being a nice guy.

He doesn't own toll. He owns a minority share in it. I suppose if you were looking for an adjective to describe him with, it would be unfu*kwithable

 

[kfc1]

3 to Wellington, 8 to Darwin.

Are we moving to the Gold Coast Tasmania?

 

[JD11]

Declan Fay ‏@declanf

27m​

James Hird really should have finished his press conference with: "I am the one who knocks" #heisenhird #Essendon

 

[OzBomber]

He doesn't own toll. He owns a minority share in it. I suppose if you were looking for an adjective to describe him with, it would be unfu*kwithable

Sorry, former chief of Toll. But either way, he's worth $780mil, don't **** with him.

 

[EnolaGay]

how to embed tweet?

How did you do it?

 

[JD11]

How did you do it?

just went with good old ctrl c ctrl v.

 

[daz17]

It's not us against the AFL. It's the AFL against us.

 

[EnolaGay]

Video is up on the AFL site for Little and Hird.

 

[Zach Package]

If Essendon had a pop gun, the AFL responded with its full nuclear arsenal.
The release of the exact charges which Essendon must face was damning, comprehensive and forensic in its detail. In truth Essendon believed the charges would always be released today, but the timing for the AFL was beautiful.

part of Ralphy's article post charges being released. nek minute...

Little did the man with eyebrows larger than his brain know that we were also packing something pretty significant

 

[GandalfTheDon]

Still no word on the amended report?

 

[ollieemcdowall]

Mr demetriou, thou do not lift!!!

 

[lmaohelp]

Matt Finnis not happy

 

[Kakkle]

AFL won't be backing down. This won't be resolved anytime soon. Going to get really ugly, eh.

 

[GandalfTheDon]

part of Ralphy's article post charges being released. nek minute...

Little did the man with eyebrows larger than his brain know that we were also packing something pretty significant

 

[Kakkle]

Matt Finnis not happy

Thought he was spot on.