Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Peck]

Oh Mr. Turnbull, you steam a good ham.

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BACKSTORY: She bought a house in suburbia without first checking the ports available for the ISPs. No ports free.

Its unfortunate that Malcolm Turnball is much better at making witty retorts, than actually doing anything.

 

[PepeSilvia]

I think I've been in Mr Speaker's office. That's if I'm reading the angle correctly.

Which floor?


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[Zakk Wylde]

Jerk Vice Captain dropped me for tomorrows cricket Preliminary Final.....




I'm Vice Captain

Prelim ? In cricket ? Who you play for Spook ?

 

[bomberclifford]

Which floor?

4

 

[PepeSilvia]

4

I'm intrigued!


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[bomberclifford]

I'm intrigued!

So, same floor?

 

[PepeSilvia]

So, same floor?

Indeed, I started there this week. Were/are you a client?


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[bomberclifford]

Indeed, I started there this week. Were/are you a client?

They are a client of mine.

 

[PepeSilvia]

They are a client of mine.

I have no idea how that works (n00b) but what a bizarre coincidence.


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[Stromageddon]

I have no idea how that works (n00b) but what a bizarre coincidence.


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Well bomberclifford is like CEO of NASA or something so

 

[Portia]

I hate split rounds

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Well it's not clear at all. Tywin's barely mentioned Joffrey in 2 seasons. Hell, Sarah Connor is barely shown with Joffrey, but I'm just meant to pick up on the fact that his entire childhood she spoiled him as a rebellion against her father?

Which is odd how CLEAR it is, considering that there's other posters suggesting it IS the incest that made him who he is, as said in the conversation between Tyrion and Sarah Connor about incestual births, the Targaryans and Joffrey and likening Joffrey to the Mad King. Why would they muddy the waters with that if it's so CLEAR that it's his mother's rebellion and spoiling of him that has turned him into the sadist he is?

Edit: I'm bowing out now, I've talked far too much about a show that annoys me enough as it is! haha

I'm going to have to give away some massive spoilers to help you out here. It's up to you if you read them.

Joffrey Lannister

Spoiler

Tyrion Lannister is actually Davros, creator of the Daleks. He has built Joffrey in the form of a humanoid Dalek to conquer Westeros using royal lineage. That's why he is such a bastard. Davros er Tyrion implanted memories of childbirth in Cersei's brain so she is convinced that Joffrey is her child. Sometimes she believes she has been on a vacation to Mars.

Daenerys Targaryen

Spoiler

Daenerys Targaryen is bequeathed a giant war galley by Magister Illyrio to take her dragons and Dothraki army to Westeros and crush the Baratheon/Lannister usurpers and reclaim the Iron Throne as its rightful heir. However the galley has sustained damage in previous battles and needs repairs to a hole in its hull. It turns out Danerys is the daughter of the Professor and Mary Ann and so although she can birth dragons from magical fire, raise an army of slaves and crush centuries old cities with mighty armies, she can't fix a hole in the side of a boat and so is trapped in Slavers Bay.

Stannis Baratheon

Spoiler

Stannis Baratheon, or Wrong Way Stannis to his friends, marches from Dragonstone to King's Landing but crashes on The Wall. Luckily because winter is coming he enlists the services of an army of polar bears, a smoke monster and a mysterious group of sellswords called the DHARMA Initiative, but known simply as The Others. They have a compass and a witch who will burn you before you burn her and turn south to retake the Iron Throne. After 5 years marching they realise they are all dead and disappear from the show without explanation.

 

[Hooligan87]

Which Game Of Thrones character are you?

http://www.zimbio.com/quiz/hpbWxCCmzMR/Game Thrones Character?result=z5cx1OqBMKi

 

[Hooligan87]

 

[spookism]

Prelim ? In cricket ? Who you play for Spook ?

Play down in Port Lincoln.

 

[Andre]

Which Game Of Thrones character are you?

http://www.zimbio.com/quiz/hpbWxCCmzMR/Game Thrones Character?result=z5cx1OqBMKi

Thankfully no Dany.

 

[manureid]

How you doin'?

 

[Steve Dore]

I don't know the first thing about Game of Thrones

 

[Duck Farmer]

Apparently I'm short.

(and Ollie is Joffrey and Boaky is Jon Snow)

 

[Powerstufff]

F&*K. I so wanted to be Tyrion.
And for those who got Ygritte how does she even rate a mention? As of Season 3 a very peripheral character.

 

[Powerstufff]

I don't know the first thing about Game of Thrones

You are seriously missing out.

 

[Noobz0r]

I can't wait to see who gets Cersei.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I can't wait to see who gets Cersei.

They won't want to bend over to pick up the toys around you.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm going to like all of your posts that I see from now on to get you to 10K too whether you like it or not.

Yeahhh budddyyyyy, yep yep!









8 of the top 50 most liked posters on bigfooty are port supporters!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also posted for maximum badassery:


With blood pouring from his throat down onto his machine gun, Moloney figured he only had a few minutes to live.

As their dawn raid on a Taliban position commenced, Moloney and another machine gunner were positioned on a rooftoop overwatch position to provide support. Suddenly 30 Taliban fighters engaged the patrol from all directions in horseshoe ambush.

Moments into the fight Lance Corporal Moloney was struck in the throat by a tracer round which passed clean through. “It winded me like I’ve never been winded. I was thinking “I’ve been shot in the neck, it’s game over. I figured I had minutes left.”

The bullet passed just behind his windpipe, missing arteries my millimeters.

“When after a couple of minutes I was not dead and I could still talk I started to get a better feeling,” he said. “We had to crack on. They were pushing quite hard so it was either maybe die or definitely die because they would have over-run us.”

Lance Corporal Masters was pinned down almost 300 meters from Moloney’s position when he heard “MAN DOWN!” crackle over his radio. Without thinking twice, Masters sprinted through Taliban fire to reach his wounded brother in two minutes, carrying over 120 pounds of gear. Anyone who’s had to move any length of distance in the Afghan heat, can appreciate a 300m sprint in full kit.

When Masters finally reached his position Moloney told him “Do what you need to do, I have to get back in.” Masters began improvising with field dressings, and forcing them into the wound in an attempt to stop the bleeding. The attempt was successful, as Moloney was able to continue fighting for another 90 minutes, until his platoon commander finally ordered that he leave his position for further medical treatment.

Despite the injury to his throat, Moloney continued shouting information and orders to his team during the fight, and when his evac chopper arrived, he refused to leave the battlefield, having to be ordered aboard.

The Lance Corporal returned to Britain for further treatment, but pushed to get back in fight and was with his brothers in Afghanistan again in under a month.

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