Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[Nelso]

I've been away carefully crafting my Supercoach team. I return and this shit is still on the front page.

Port Flogs, Hello. The preseason is over. It's almost round 2.

*Your trip to Dubai to train in the "heat" when it's a comfortable 31.


**** off. Your club does just as cringeworthy stuff... ffs a Marching band? What is this? The college bowl Texas A&M vs Iowa State?

The showdown is this week you weak flogs. How about telling us how good spud Butcher is? Or something.

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Meltdown alert!!!!

You better start learning the words to the new chants

After all you don't know how to support your team!!!!

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It is to be expected from Mattrox. Same old same old.

 

[xflamedancer]

I'm guessing Drake will be over here after he has dried his eyes from all of the Port fans teasing him on the Adelaide board trying to be a tough guy.

 

[Mattrox]

No worries I think butcher is a better prospect than JPod!

You seem angry can't believe what your own club is doing!?

Actually I think Jpod will play games next year. Butcher in in danger of getting the chop.

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[Mattrox]

Meltdown alert!!!!

You better start learning the words to the new chants

After all you don't know how to support your team!!!!



It is to be expected from Mattrox. Same old same old.

No meltdown Muntz. Get it right.

Get your act together and do some proper trolling. You are letting West Horsham down flog.

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[dav3]

Actually I think Jpod will play games next year. Butcher in in danger of getting the chop.

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That says more about the state of your club than it does about Butchers form

 

[Pafcsince86]

Actually I think Jpod will play games next year. Butcher in in danger of getting the chop.

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Your kidding yourself mate

 

[Pafcsince86]

I'm guessing Drake will be over here after he has dried his eyes from all of the Port fans teasing him on the Adelaide board trying to be a tough guy.

Do you mean this Drake? He should be on some kind ofmonitored watch program!

 

[Nelso]

No meltdown Muntz. Get it right.

Get your act together and do some proper trolling. You are letting West Horsham down flog.

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Nah you are wrong "token". It was a meltdown. Your club is a joke at the moment off field.

Long live Triggy and Notso!!!!

 

[Vikingblood]

Well no, it's not quite the same way. The videos you've posted are confined entirely to a small group of bogans. The chant night was a club sanctioned event. It was something that the people who are paid exorbitant amounts of money to run your club thought was a good idea.

Every club has some cringeworthy supporters. But no club in the AFL comes anywhere near matching the Crows when it comes to a cringeworthy marketing department, and a cringeworthy media presence:

• The 19th man concept which is a complete and total ripoff of the Seattle Seahawks.
• The 'we're gonna win the flag because it was hot in '98' membership speech.
• The apricot slice brigade article.
• Our Sando spontaneously (despite having an Advertiser photographer in the car with him) picks up an old lady at the bus stop.
• Old ladies singing your club song (with a lyric sheet, because apparently they don't know your club song) to Swans players at the airport only for the Swans to smash you off of the park.
• Our Sando says that the midfield which finished 11th last year is "A-grade" and he wouldn't trade it for anybody's.
  
• Our Sando saying "If I sink this putt, we'll win the premiership" in an interview.
• The state jumper fiasco.
• The failed attempt to get your flag put up on Port Road.
• And now this abortion of a 'chant night'.

The amount of very public cringe that comes out of your club is unparalleled. And that's just in the last two years.

That's a nice dummy spit. For all those little things you've posted, I can find others including your coach having to keep your chairman on a leash because he's become an egomaniac, although he got loose today and decided to attack someone with depression. Mental illness, depression, breast feeding. Who's next?

Now if you want to talk about rip offs, where did the name 'Power' come from? Did it exist at another sporting team prior to PAFC?

We all decry how the characters have been lost to sport, yet our coach tries a different approach and you want to lynch him? Maybe you prefer he just uses the cliches like Hinkley. Improving yawn, exciting yawn, young list yawn. Heard all that crap before.

 

[Vikingblood]

Yeah mate nice try our club didn't pay a group of idiots from Sydney to come over and teach the group that sings that how to do so! Admit it you crows fans are getting made look like idiots by your own club

Knowing that you are a Port supporter gives me great comfort about my own clubs supporters. One year of luke warm success and out you jump like a mouse plague on Yorkes. The bleating will disappear just like the mice....
Live the Creed.

 

[Atley]

LOL AT THE CROWS CHANTS

PURELY PATHETIC

 

[Pafcsince86]

Knowing that you are a Port supporter gives me great comfort about my own clubs supporters. One year of luke warm success and out you jump like a mouse plague on Yorkes. The bleating will disappear just like the mice....
Live the Creed.

Oh mate you have no idea I only found big footy 12 months ago! So if your going to stick around, you can be assured I will be here! Perhaps if you and your crow cohorts from yorkes cleaned up after your apricot slice baking competitions the mice would leave! But rest assured from what I know of yorkes small towns small minds knitting and slice will be the end of your club! Since 1870!

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

I'm guessing Drake will be over here after he has dried his eyes from all of the Port fans teasing him on the Adelaide board trying to be a tough guy.

Who was teasing me? At one point there was actually more Port supporters posting in the thread then Adelaide supporters. As funny as you think you all are it just continues to show how obsessed your are with our club

 

[Vikingblood]

Oh mate you have no idea I only found big footy 12 months ago! So if your going to stick around, you can be assured I will be here! Perhaps if you and your crow cohorts from yorkes cleaned up after your apricot slice baking competitions the mice would leave! But rest assured from what I know of yorkes small towns small minds knitting and slice will be the end of your club! Since 1870!

It's a revolution!! One Club!! Just slogans nothing more. Since 1870 is an advertising tagline, even your own supporters and current reserves captain don't believe it. How embarrassing would that be!

 

[Jumbo]

Who was teasing me? At one point there was actually more Port supporters posting in the thread then Adelaide supporters. As funny as you think you all are it just continues to show how obsessed your are with our club

Yeah, Paddy says that Port fans are real loud, nek minnit we have chants night

 

[xflamedancer]

Who was teasing me? At one point there was actually more Port supporters posting in the thread then Adelaide supporters. As funny as you think you all are it just continues to show how obsessed your are with our club

Do you really want me to provide evidence of your sooking??

Obsessed no. But if you think any Port supporter is going to pass up the opportunity to bag you out over this lame assed attempt then you have a serious problem with reality son.

 

[Pafcsince86]

It's a revolution!! One Club!! Just slogans nothing more. Since 1870 is an advertising tagline, even your own supporters and current reserves captain don't believe it. How embarrassing would that be!

Nah mate Since 1870 is a FACT of life! Pride tradition and history all included and all of which you crow supporters have none of! Go to your cheer hours feel ashamed let your vice captain not commit to the sinking ship that is Adelaide Crows! To go with that you've got smart, trigg and co bailing water in that sinking ship

 

[Nelso]

Who was teasing me? At one point there was actually more Port supporters posting in the thread then Adelaide supporters. As funny as you think you all are it just continues to show how obsessed your are with our club

I like how you have not responded to the squibs by the Crows players against Geelong

 

[Pafcsince86]

I like how you have not responded to the squibs by the Crows players against Geelong

Yeah drakes went missing for a few days there! Call that a squib itself

 

[elpirate]

Any crow fan who tries to defend the chant night debacle is a f*****n idiot.

LoL!!! They really do have no soul!

 

[Nelso]

No meltdown Muntz. Get it right.

Get your act together and do some proper trolling. You are letting West Horsham down flog.

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What happened to your famous quote "**** we cleaned up in the draft"?

How come not one of these kids could get a game last week against Geelong ahead of such spuds like Jaensch, Martin, McKernan and McKay?

Or did you get it wrong "token"?

 

[Mattrox]

Who was teasing me? At one point there was actually more Port supporters posting in the thread then Adelaide supporters. As funny as you think you all are it just continues to show how obsessed your are with our club

What happened to your famous quote "**** we cleaned up in the draft"?

How come not one of these kids could get a game last week against Geelong ahead of such spuds like Jaensch, Martin, McKernan and McKay?

Or did you get it wrong "token"?

The season is not a sprint. It's a marathon. Sit back, relax and have another homebrew.

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[xflamedancer]

The season is not a sprint. It's a marathon. Sit back, relax and have another homebrew.

Has Drake squibbed off back to his own board leaving you to fight his battles? I thought he might, he couldn't handle the teasing he got on his own board let alone the teasing he get's here with the gloves off.

 

[Mattrox]

Has Drake squibbed off back to his own board leaving you to fight his battles? I thought he might, he couldn't handle the teasing he got on his own board let alone the teasing he get's here with the gloves off.

Nah. Accidental tapatalk quote of Drakes post. Don't worry Drake can take care of himself.

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[Pafcsince86]

Nah. Accidental tapatalk quote of Drakes post. Don't worry Drake can take care of himself.

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The questions drake was asking me he should burn his hard drive before we see him on the news!