Preseason training 2014/15

[tesseract]

Ha ha yeah u agree she is hot

No not boding well for muzza

Yeah but if your hot woman already home you gotta do other stuff with the 23 hours and 57 minutes of the day .

Bros before hoes. I'll hang out with my mates then bang my missus when I get home. Why on Earth would a man wanna hang with his missus before his mates? Do such guys really like being used as emotional tampons for the gf/wife to harp on about vapid shit like work and interpersonal relationships, who's a bitch and who she gets along with, etc. I'd rather hang with my mates, have a yarn, watch some cricket while sinking some piss. Missus time comes later - around dinner time. She can tell me about that shit while I'm snoring.

 

[Happy Mastenator]

Bros before hoes. I'll hang out with my mates then bang my missus when I get home. Why on Earth would a man wanna hang with his missus before his mates? Do such guys really like being used as emotional tampons for the gf/wife to harp on about vapid shit like work and interpersonal relationships, who's a bitch and who she gets along with, etc. I'd rather hang with my mates, have a yarn, watch some cricket while sinking some piss. Missus time comes later - around dinner time. She can tell me about that shit while I'm snoring.

You must have a shit missus.

 

[Bender_]

Bros before hoes. I'll hang out with my mates then bang my missus when I get home. Why on Earth would a man wanna hang with his missus before his mates? Do such guys really like being used as emotional tampons for the gf/wife to harp on about vapid shit like work and interpersonal relationships, who's a bitch and who she gets along with, etc. I'd rather hang with my mates, have a yarn, watch some cricket while sinking some piss. Missus time comes later - around dinner time. She can tell me about that shit while I'm snoring.

I would rather spend time with my wife than my mates. I pity people who choose a lifelong commitment to someone they don't like spending time with.

 

[paran]

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Clarkey's wised up since trying to bail on Hussey's retirement celebrations.

 

[tesseract]

You must have a shit missus.

It's not about whether a man's missus is good, bad or meh. I find that the kind of conversations you have with your mates doesn't usually occur with one's missus. I embrace the difference.

 

[Keys]

Bros before hoes. I'll hang out with my mates then bang my missus when I get home. Why on Earth would a man wanna hang with his missus before his mates? Do such guys really like being used as emotional tampons for the gf/wife to harp on about vapid shit like work and interpersonal relationships, who's a bitch and who she gets along with, etc. I'd rather hang with my mates, have a yarn, watch some cricket while sinking some piss. Missus time comes later - around dinner time. She can tell me about that shit while I'm snoring.

So your missus is a ho

 

[tesseract]

So your missus is a ho

Given what I stated and its context, such would make your missus one too, given your spin on it.

 

[Happy Mastenator]

It's not about whether a man's missus is good, bad or meh. I find that the kind of conversations you have with your mates doesn't usually occur with one's missus. I embrace the difference.

That's not what you said.

Bros before hoes. I'll hang out with my mates then bang my missus when I get home. Why on Earth would a man wanna hang with his missus before his mates? Do such guys really like being used as emotional tampons for the gf/wife to harp on about vapid shit like work and interpersonal relationships, who's a bitch and who she gets along with, etc. I'd rather hang with my mates, have a yarn, watch some cricket while sinking some piss. Missus time comes later - around dinner time. She can tell me about that shit while I'm snoring.

Anyway, everyone knows you're alone

 

[tesseract]

That's not what you said.

Anyway, everyone knows you're alone

Care to expand on your non-point?

 

[Chris_6678]

Any way enough stories of tesseracts virgin life , did anyone go or is down at training today?

 

[Happy Mastenator]

Care to expand on your non-point?

The way you're talking about women was not in the "they are different" way, but in the "they are shit" way.

The last part was a joke. I don't know anything about your personal life, hence the winky face.

 

[tesseract]

The way you're talking about women was not in the "they are different" way, but in the "they are shit" way.

The last part was a joke. I don't know anything about your personal life, hence the winky face.

So your point is to ascribe intent to my post and produce an assumption to fit what you think I meant? Way to make a point!

I didn't comment on your jibe because it doesn't matter what people think of my relationship status. I'm ok with folks believing as they wish.

 

[Double the Fist]

Any way enough stories of tesseracts virgin life , did anyone go or is down at training today?

Thanks Chris. Now we can get back to debating Priddis.....

 

[tesseract]

Any way enough stories of tesseracts virgin life , did anyone go or is down at training today?

I hope you attained the handkerchief of a fine young maiden for charging in on your steed and defending the honour of da wymynz.

 

[Keys]

How are the 1950's treating you Tess?

 

[tesseract]

How are the 1950's treating you Tess?

You would be better off asking those chivalrous defenders of wymynz honour who've traveled back in time to 1450.

 

[boondy]

It hasn't been ideal but our injury is no way as bad as some years Ie 2010/11 2012/13.
Sinclair or McInness can fill darlings shoes I am sure ... Selwood surely can be covered
Scooter and Darling are the only real concerns and at worst they will be lacking some fitness come NAB cup but it isn't the end of the world. A big bonus is having Waters and Nic Nat doing a full pre-season.

 

[boondy]

Bros before hoes. I'll hang out with my mates then bang my missus when I get home. Why on Earth would a man wanna hang with his missus before his mates? Do such guys really like being used as emotional tampons for the gf/wife to harp on about vapid shit like work and interpersonal relationships, who's a bitch and who she gets along with, etc. I'd rather hang with my mates, have a yarn, watch some cricket while sinking some piss. Missus time comes later - around dinner time. She can tell me about that shit while I'm snoring.

The more u ignore them the more they try to please ... sort of like treat em mean keep em keen ..

 

[boondy]

Any way enough stories of tesseracts virgin life , did anyone go or is down at training today?

No. Was too busy trying to find out what tesseracts are.. oops my bad Tesseracts is a name not a condition .. sorry Tessaracts

 

[Chris_6678]

Nick Rynne ‏@NickRynne 59s59 seconds ago
No surprises at West Coast training today. Nic Nat on relatively light duties (if you call busting out laps in 30C light).

 

[Prem87]

Anyone head down to training today?

 

[squashface]

Nick Rynne ‏@NickRynne 59s59 seconds ago
No surprises at West Coast training today. Nic Nat on relatively light duties (if you call busting out laps in 30C light).

late out etc


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[Eaglemaniac]

Well that escalated quickly...

 

[W.C. Fry]

Don't know whats wrong with a quick call or text -

Sorry babe the boys are catching up for a drink after work, be an hour or so late.

PS. make sure dinner is ready!

 

[Vin28]

This thread has finally gone off the rails, time for a clean up mods.