Tom Lamb: "Prepare to be roasted"

[Bender_]

West Coast second pick in the 2014 draft Tom Lamb has been labelled the steal of the draft by many* already, and will be chopping the competition up for the next 15 years in the blue and gold.

Above: Tom Lamb dominating the first official hit out for 2015

Looks like a Dyson Heppell with testicles, and plays like Nat Fyfe without the shanks. Will have the Brownlow renamed "The Cutlet" when his career is over.

Above: Tom Lamb stops to have his photo taken with the other 2014 AFL draftees

Register your awe/love/crippling fear in this thread, before or after he fries up your team.

*me

 

[GCNavyBlue]

Sam Kekovich likes this thread.

N he's bout the only one

 

[JoseMourinho]

Sounds like he'll be just another "lamb" to the slaughter.

 

[T2B_]

I hope he does shank the ball numerous times, then we can call him Lambshanks

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Will be well guided by Sheppard...

 

[Bender_]

Above: Jack Darling welcomes Tom Lamb to West Coast

 

[Beer n Skittles]

He's s**t but still your best midfielder

 

[T2B_]

Above: Jack Darling welcomes Tom Lamb to West Coast

 

[dav3]

Something something Bender wants to be spit-roasted

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Similar haircut to other s**t footballers... must be a thing down at Wet Toast

 

[Retired Jimmy]

He's very pretty.......that lamb should be spit roasted

 

[schnoods]

Well, tomorrow is a baptism of fire for the Lamb against a undermanned, undercoached Carlolton.

Im predicting...

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[Bender_]

Something something Bender wants to be spit-roasted

Do your fly back up please.

 

[Red mist]

His mums name is Mary.

 

[Stronzo]

He'll be a wether by season's end.

 

[Probitas_]

ITS ******* ON

 

[JoseMourinho]

ITS ******* ON

Won't have a chance against our coach.

 

[_Mike_]

A poor man's Luke Dahlhaus minus the dreadlocks...

 

[Probitas_]

Won't have a chance against our coach.

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That's ok he's probably just about to take off and leave you guys with your list of senior citizens any day now. It's good that you're in this thread though, nice for others to see what young talent looks like.

 

[Bender_]

He'll be a wether by season's end.

 

[royals1922]

Im sure he's still a little sheepish

 

[The Falcon Strike]

I've run out of Tom jokes...

 

[royals1922]

I've run out of Tom jokes...

I've got flocks of them

 

[Bender_]