Tom Brady is one of the greatest sporting stars in history. I wonder which AFL team such a born winner would choose to support…? 🤔

[AvantGardener]

You're welcome. You've taken a beating and still landed one in return, you've earned your shots.

Any other cheats you've welcomed to Carlton? Hansie Cronje been to Princess Park? Fine Cotton got a complimentary guernsey? Diego Maradonna?

I take it you got for a team that lost a Superbowl to Brady? Not sure why you're so offended over a guy who had nothing to do with deflating them and wouldnt have noticed a 2.6% deflation.

As new Deflategate details emerge, this remains the same: NFL owes Tom Brady an apology

If Goodell wants to honor Brady upon his retirement, then he should use Super Bowl week to apologize to him and admit the farce of Deflategate.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[Cyclops]

I take it you got for a team that lost a Superbowl to Brady? Not sure why you're so offended over a guy who had nothing to do with deflating them and wouldnt have noticed a 2.6% deflation.

As new Deflategate details emerge, this remains the same: NFL owes Tom Brady an apology

If Goodell wants to honor Brady upon his retirement, then he should use Super Bowl week to apologize to him and admit the farce of Deflategate.

sports.yahoo.com

Nah despise US sports, they're the circus model fake arse nonsense, (which Gillon wants) and people know it. I visited Houston recently and the locals me the NFL for the spectacle but they know it's a show, they take their college football far more seriously and passionately. The exception might be Green Bay, whoever that is.

There was some scandal in the college game last year, big stink, and I respect they took it seriously.

NFL isn't exactly WWE but it's headed that way.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I take it Collingwood have beaten us in an AFL final then?

Carltank fan talking about AFL finals

 

[AvantGardener]

Carltank fan talking about AFL finals

I'll take that as a no loser.

5-1

 

[V_23]

AvantGardener reeling in three Pie flogs. Tom Brady would be proud of the excellence you’ve shown in triggering them.

 

[Mofra]

Tom Brady sold poisoned milk to school children

 

[AvantGardener]

Tom Brady sold poisoned milk to school children

Yet those kids still count themselves lucky, due to the fact they never encountered Jake Stringer or Joffa

 

[Mofra]

I heard he uses public toilets and he pisses on the seat.
Then he walks around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

 

[Cyclops]

I'll take that as a no loser.

5-1

Meh. We won the first in 1910 by beating your brains out, breaking the friendship you offered us in 1892 (which of course cursed us). The five losses were our own doing: the Curse of the Betrayed Brother.

And before you go off like a two bob watch, bashing your way to victory is not cheating. Its a time honoured tradition, ask Soapy Vallence.

 

[AvantGardener]

Meh. We won the first in 1910 by beating your brains out, breaking the friendship you offered us in 1892 (which of course cursed us). The five losses were our own doing: the Curse of the Betrayed Brother.

And before you go off like a two bob watch, bashing your way to victory is not cheating. Its a time honoured tradition, ask Soapy Vallence.

114 years since Pies beat Blues in a Grand Final

 

[WA ROO]

What cemented Brady's GOAT status was leaving New England
Then taking Tampa Bay to a Superbowl

 

[Mofra]

Tom Brady wears sandals with socks

 

[Pistol Night]

114 years since Pies beat Blues in a Grand Final

So around about the same time Carlton were relevant?

 

[Pistol Night]

I heard he uses public toilets and he pisses on the seat.
Then he walks around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

No wonder Gisele left him. I at least clean the piss up

 

[Mofra]

No wonder Gisele left him. I at least clean the piss up

"Can't miss when you're sitting down"

Wait, I mean, nothing ...

 

[AvantGardener]

So around about the same time Carlton were relevant?

So you think we were irrelevant during the time we have been 5-0 against you in Grand Finals? Minnows

 

[Pistol Night]

So you think we were irrelevant during the time we have been 5-0 against you in Grand Finals? Minnows

We've lost 27 of the campaigners. I cant remember

 

[Cyclops]

114 years since Pies beat Blues in a Grand Final

You're welcome. Hopefully you make your next one in less than a century.

And stay away from the match balls!

 

[HairyO]

So, 0 finals goals then

That would make sense since Carltank have never beaten Collingwood - the most successful team in the history of the league - in an AFl final

How about the last 50 years ?

I wonder which of the 1920s flags is your favourite. The one where they didnt even bother with a Grand Final ?

 

[Cyclops]

How about the last 50 years ?

I wonder which of the 1920s flags is your favourite. The one where they didnt even bother with a Grand Final ?

Nah 1929. Undefeated h&a, mysterious finals loss vs Richmond then spanked them the next week.

Did Hawthorn even exist then? Lol newb clubs making noise. Well done on reaching double figures.

 

[HairyO]

Nah 1929. Undefeated h&a, mysterious finals loss vs Richmond then spanked them the next week.

Did Hawthorn even exist then? Lol newb clubs making noise. Well done on reaching double figures.

Ive seen all of them but 2.

How about you ?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I'll take that as a no

Your strategy of avoiding finals is really paying off

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I wonder which of the 1920s flags is your favourite. The one where they didnt even bother with a Grand Final ?

Yeah, the 1924 Essendon premiership is my favourite

******* moron

 

[Cyclops]

Ive seen all of them but 2.

How about you ?

I've been alive for all but one of Hawthorns flags, it's been a good little patch for you.

It's nice because you've finally built a bit of a supporter base, and escaped extinction under your own steam.

I liked the but where you beat Carlton in the shopping wars in the 80s.

However in a battle between heavyweights you need to have at least 15 flags to take part. I know you love maths, maybe have a mathematics nerd-off with your Geelong peers. They love a bit of creative mathlympics, you can mock each others calculators.

 

[HairyO]

I've been alive for all but one of Hawthorns flags, it's been a good little patch for you.

It's nice because you've finally built a bit of a supporter base, and escaped extinction under your own steam.

I liked the but where you beat Carlton in the shopping wars in the 80s.

However in a battle between heavyweights you need to have at least 15 flags to take part. I know you love maths, maybe have a mathematics nerd-off with your Geelong peers. They love a bit of creative mathlympics, you can mock each others calculators.

I thinking maybe "former heavyweight" is the term.

Winning 3 flags in the last 60 years is pretty crap given it was a 12 team comp for most of that time.