Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[vjknight]

Only because they were wondering how I got laid

He needed a job. You were desperate. Pretty simple.

 

[DrMike]

He needed a job. You were desperate. Pretty simple.

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That's a huge picture

 

[vjknight]

That's a huge picture

He's a big bloke

 

[DrMike]

He's a big bloke

Not as big as this guy

 

[Moe B]

He's a big bloke

And a good size melon

 

[kozi]

And a good size melon

And a bigger heart than most of your list

 

[vjknight]

How appropriate we are on page 69 at present.

 

[ODNBlue]

wheres the bar ??

I'm not sure... but it seems it's been set pretty damn low...

#theywillalwaysbe*tome

 

[VL3OJ]

A quick question.

A well known Carlton ex-player or official/vip recently won an award or trophy but wasn't invited to the night so couldn't claim it. DAK who it may have been as once again the wife manages to miss out on all the pertinent info like first and last names and what the ceremony was about. Apart from that she can tell me what wine was served and at what temperature.

Thanks in anticipation.

 

[Moe B]

And a bigger heart than most of your list

And there it is... Shit player, shit coach, shit bloke...

 

[Moe B]

Oh and shit club, how did I miss that 1...

 

[kozi]

^Each one of those became further removed from reality as you continued

 

[thylacine60]

Not as big as this guy

Who helped him write that?

 

[DrMike]

Who helped him write that?

Dull Jack Riewoldt

 

[kozi]

Dull Jack Riewoldt

Dull banter thread. #carltank

 

[Navara79]

Dull banter thread. #carltank

No it's #hovertank

 

[kozi]

No it's #hovertank View attachment 120327

Does it ever piss you off that Carlton is called the "Blues"? I mean you guys got seriously dudded here compared to the other 17 AFL clubs. Tigers, Lions, Hawks, Swans etc etc are all real things. Apart from a crappy feeling.. what the actual hell are "Blues"?

Pretty much all you have to represent yourselves is some old guy dressed in skin tight blue lyrca that looks like he probably touches children when he's dressed like that^^ Wouldn't exactly be posting pictures of it either.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Anyway wanna have a crack at answering my question^ ?

Oooooh, gunna have a stab and say the colour of the guernsey.

Obviously we didn't have the Mensa people that saw yellow and black and came up with..................Tigers.

 

[mediumsizered]

Does it ever piss you off that Carlton is called the "Blues"? I mean you guys got seriously dudded here compared to the other 17 AFL clubs. Tigers, Lions, Hawks, Swans etc etc are all real things. Apart from a crappy feeling.. what the actual hell are "Blues"?

Pretty much all you have to represent yourselves is some old guy dressed in skin tight blue lyrca that looks like he probably touches children when he's dressed like that^^ Wouldn't exactly be posting pictures of it either.

Because I would want to swap a navy blue jumper to a jumper with a yellow streak so I can call myself a Tiger. Puhleaaase.

 

[kozi]

Because I would want to swap a navy blue jumper to a jumper with a yellow streak so I can call myself a Tiger. Puhleaaase.

Can anyone tell me what the "Blues" actually is? Any takers... any takers at all?

 

[DrMike]

Because I would want to swap a navy blue jumper to a jumper with a yellow streak so I can call myself a Tiger. Puhleaaase.

One of the most iconic jumpers in the comp

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Can anyone tell me what the "Blues" actually is? Any takers... any takers at all?

We...wear...blue...guernseys. geddit?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Oh gawd. We celebrated our 150th last year.
Stephen Hawking you are not.

 

[DrMike]

We...wear...blue...guernseys. geddit?

 

[ShanDog]

Oh gawd. We celebrated our 150th last year.
Stephen Hawking you are not.

Beat me by 10 seconds