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My son asked me why the alarm was going off while we were watching the game. Obviously I had no idea at the time. At first I thought it was an alarm going of outside! He then said "somebody probably stole a pie or a bucket of chips". LOL, yeah... nah... I don't think an alarm would go off for that, mate!:D

Nope was definitely inside the ground, it kept saying "Code Orange: Everyone evacuate the MCG immediately"... then they proceeded to sound the siren and start the 3rd q. :D
 
Yeah I wouldn't be taking any long, lonely walks to my car with that potential predator roaming around. :thumbsdown:
She's parked in a carpark in the city with a lot of human traffic in between the function venue and the carpark. I don't think he's going to go that far as to follow her as he's also been sleazy to other women, including groping one apparently. It's just got me fcuked how there isn't one bloke in there who's gotten wind of his antics and clocked him one yet.
 
Nope was definitely inside the ground, it kept saying "Code Orange: Everyone evacuate the MCG immediately"... then they proceeded to sound the siren and start the 3rd q. :D
It would have been a bit weird at the ground. It was very audible on TV. I'm sure that everyone in the crowd was thinking "WTF?"

EDIT: When I said outside, I meant outside our house, not outside the ground! :D
 

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Anyone know why the alarm system went off telling us to evacuate the MCG today?? o_O




Reply: "Sorry the zoom on my camera isn't good enough for that shot" :rolleyes:

What an arseh*le. Deserves a lot more than just a thumping.
Note to self. Don't get on the wrong side of Shell;)

But yeah what a shit bloke.
 
My son asked me why the alarm was going off while we were watching the game. Obviously I had no idea at the time. At first I thought it was an alarm going of outside! He then said "somebody probably stole a pie or a bucket of chips". LOL, yeah... nah... I don't think an alarm would go off for that, mate!:D
Well, he did think about it himself. Got to give him credit for trying. :) who would've thought it was a footy hitting a sprinkler?
 
It would have been a bit weird at the ground. It was very audible on TV. I'm sure that everyone in the crowd was thinking "WTF?"
Correct. It was weird and correct I was like WTF!!
 
She's parked in a carpark in the city with a lot of human traffic in between the function venue and the carpark. I don't think he's going to go that far as to follow her as he's also been sleazy to other women, including groping one apparently. It's just got me fcuked how there isn't one bloke in there who's gotten wind of his antics and clocked him one yet.
sounds like he's probably a coward and just targets women who don't appear to have the support of a man nearby.
Hope he continues to get drunk and picks the wrong woman very shortly! :D
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*send Shell in to deal with him ;) so your wife can get her work finished!
 
sounds like he's probably a coward and just targets women who don't appear to have the support of a man nearby.
Hope he continues to get drunk and picks the wrong woman very shortly! :D
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*send Shell in to deal with him ;) so your wife can get her work finished!
If my wife didn't have to work, I'm sure she would have dealt with the prick herself. Having met Shell before, I dare say that her and my wife would make a formidable female combination. I certainly wouldn't fcuk with either of them!:cool:
 
Where is Cattery when he is needed? I remember him saying I was in for a treat with the West Wing.

You rang?

Glad you enjoyed West Wing, quality show right the way through. Couple of eight part mini series I'd highly recommend are "Fargo" and "True Detective" and if you can track down three made for TV movies called "Jack Irish" starring Guy Pearce reckon you may enjoy them ....................

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2090537/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_3

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2846378/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_4
 
Yeah- just crossing High Road, where there was a huge dip as you go through the lights. Have you seen those trees? They're frigging massive! Any other little 1' wide trunked gum and they'd've been OK :(

Yes I have know that intersection. I will travel on that road nearly every few days. I thought that was the road you were talking about when you were describing the incident. Really sad for the students and their families.

I have gone through that intersection at 80-85 before and the dip is so big your stomach can go into your mouth. I never speed over that intersection ever again.
 
Yes I have know that intersection. I will travel on that road nearly every few days. I thought that was the road you were talking about when you were describing the incident. Really sad for the students and their families.

I have gone through that intersection at 80-85 before and the dip is so big your stomach can go into your mouth. I never speed over that intersection ever again.
I drove a LWB van over the intersection the day after it happened and my van was airborne momentarily. I'd been keeping to the speed limit and had gone through the green light (usually I get the red! :p) and had forgotten about the dip. It's not my usual route to or from anywhere but my son had asked him to drop him over at a friend's place nearby, where a group of kids were gathering to remember, to chat, to grieve, etc. Unfortunately every time I went out that way, I kept going past the site of the crash. Had even tried to avoid it by going a different way but ended up at a corner where I was forced to turn left and had to go past it anyway :(


I think they've modified the road a little and the dip isn't as pronounced as it used to be. Seems to be more gentle- I went there about a week ago, the first time in a year.
 
My wife has finally made it home. She's quite shaken and upset from that night. I am absolutely furious about what happened, but all I can say is karma is a bitch!

The sleazy prick groped another woman and got slapped in the face. Then, he came up from behind and put his arm around my wife and kept asking her to "show us a picture" while he was staring down her top. My wife turned around and told him to "FCUK OFF"! He then said "don't be like that love" and slid his hand down her bra. She booted him in the nuts and he instantly barfed, was hunched over and then fell in his own barf before security FINALLY booted him out after he was rolling around for a good minute or so.

The fallout from this won't be good. My wife has a few photos of this cretin. I'm not exactly sure what we'll do, but something has to be done about a filthy pig of a man doing disgusting shit like this to women. The guy was like late 40s or even 50, so he's probably been like this for a long time.

Grrrrr!:mad:
 

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My wife has finally made it home. She's quite shaken and upset from that night. I am absolutely furious about what happened, but all I can say is karma is a bitch!

The sleazy prick groped another woman and got slapped in the face. Then, he came up from behind and put his arm around my wife and kept asking her to "show us a picture" while he was staring down her top. My wife turned around and told him to "FCUK OFF"! He then said "don't be like that love" and slid his hand down her bra. She booted him in the nuts and he instantly barfed, was hunched over and then fell in his own barf before security FINALLY booted him out after he was rolling around for a good minute or so.

The fallout from this won't be good. My wife has a few photos of this cretin. I'm not exactly sure what we'll do, but something has to be done about a filthy pig of a man doing disgusting shit like this to women. The guy was like late 40s or even 50, so he's probably been like this for a long time.

Grrrrr!:mad:
tell her to take it to the cops and make a report. Sexual assault (even if he was drunk) is quite a serious matter. (oops- might backfire because she's given him a whack. Might be a good idea to check that out first! ;))
Edit- and tell her that we are all proud of her!! Great work! :D
I'm glad she got home OK
 
tell her to take it to the cops and make a report. Sexual assault (even if he was drunk) is quite a serious matter. (oops- might backfire because she's given him a whack. Might be a good idea to check that out first! ;))
Edit- and tell her that we are all proud of her!! Great work! :D
I'm glad she got home OK
Thanks. Yeah, I'm proud of her too! But I'm still extremely mad! She's been exporting all of her photos from the camera to the computer. I'll be curious to see what this peice of filth looks like. My wife said she got a horrible vibe from him the second she laid eyes on him.
 
Thanks. Yeah, I'm proud of her too! But I'm still extremely mad! She's been exporting all of her photos from the camera to the computer. I'll be curious to see what this peice of filth looks like. My wife said she got a horrible vibe from him the second she laid eyes on him.
Guess you could put it up on facebook- name and shame. It's bound to get a good run on the internet in Adelaide... I'm not sure of the legality of doing that, though. (i.e. using pics from a job that she was paid to do)
 

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No- because it's random, you can jump in anywhere (bring your floaties- it can get very silly at times, particularly when there are a few people posting at once)- no prior knowledge needed.

I'm just about to head off but NSFB is still online, I think.
 
No- because it's random, you can jump in anywhere (bring your floaties- it can get very silly at times, particularly when there are a few people posting at once)- no prior knowledge needed.

I'm just about to head off but NSFB is still online, I think.
I am going to sleep good night and nice to meet you.
 
hahahahaaa!!
Reminds me of another joke along those lines- maybe we should put these in the jokes thread? Nah- bugger it. It's OT so it doesn't matter. They'll be happy here! :D

Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."

The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."

Fred replies, "Doc, I just want to be castrated and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it?"

The doctor says, "Well, okay, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but alright."

He puts Fred to sleep, does the operation and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up. "Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks.

"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my..."

"Circumcised!" yells Fred. "That's the word!"

(with apologies to FredLeDeux who, I'm sure, will enjoy the joke... Fred- I've copied the joke as it was... Seriously!! If I'd gone to the trouble of changing it, I'm sure I'd have used abet's name, not yours! ;) Or maybe allrighty's)
Enough of the testicular jokes girls. Please?
 
She's parked in a carpark in the city with a lot of human traffic in between the function venue and the carpark. I don't think he's going to go that far as to follow her as he's also been sleazy to other women, including groping one apparently. It's just got me fcuked how there isn't one bloke in there who's gotten wind of his antics and clocked him one yet.
Now those are the type of people who need a kick in the nuts and a good punch in the face
 
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