Official Match Thread S20 R3 - Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky

[Smartys Power]

Did I get my ninja edit in?

 

[brahj]

I don't even know what this means? Quit your mind games, brahj. As you've made very public, I'm not as smart as I appear.

What mind games?

Tell us more mr wise man.

"The object of Golf is to play the least amount of Golf."

 

[Bosley]

Time is merely an illusion.

This sounds like Jim Carrey's "wisdom" in The Number 23: "time is just a counting system - numbers with meaning attached to them."

 

[pantskyle]

What mind games?



"The object of Golf is to play the least amount of Golf."

The properl way to cheat is to lower your score.

 

[Bosley]

"The object of Golf is to play the least amount of Golf."

True. Hit maximum amount of balls at the driving range in order to spend the minimum amount of time on the actual golf course.

 

[brahj]

This sounds like Jim Carrey's "wisdom" in The Number 23: "time is just a counting system - numbers with meaning attached to them."

I don't actually know why I said it. The fact it didn't go unnoticed is prompting me to think about the stuff I usually wonder about Time.

E.g. The Infinite Universe Theory still revolves around the fact that there was a beginning (Big Bang/Inflation) but there is no beginning of time for infinity as I understand it. Infinity has no quantitative value, so how can it be measured by Time?

#annuerysm

 

[Bosley]

I don't actually know why I said it. The fact it didn't go unnoticed is prompting me to think about the stuff I usually wonder about Time.

E.g. The Infinite Universe Theory still revolves around the fact that there was a beginning (Big Bang/Inflation) but there is no beginning of time for infinity as I understand it. Infinity has no quantitative value, so how can it be measured by Time?

#annuerysm

The best physicists in the world are still in disagreement over this.

I wonder if there was any time as we know it at the start of the universe or actually only space and that time started at some later point (how can it be later without time .... somehow), and that allowed matter to move in a way that we would not be able to comprehend from what we know.

 

[Footypie32]

Shit. Threads getting heavy. Quick, someone post a bear gif!

Phew.

 

[brahj]

 

[Footypie32]

Demons, I'm honestly surprised you didn't just sign me without asking. Isn't that your thing now anyways?

Why not go one step further next preseason. You could really up the quality of your list by just submitting your squad full of stars and seeing what sticks.

If the Wonders are doing it you can count on the Dee's trying it out to. God knows you're forever trying to emulate them. You recruit people without asking them, you've headhunter Croweater (did you ask him to join or just forge his signature on a contract) so you can have a consultant that knows the Wonders. Shit, it's probably why you wanted me - my connections to the Wonders might have helped you become them more so.

Isn't that right SSwans2011 Mt Buller is in your shadow and they desperately want to be just like you. 2 foundation clubs the same in every way.

Ok Sam, now you've pissed me off .

Your words have cut deep and now I'm backed against a wall and ready to strike.

First things first,

Demons, I'm honestly surprised you didn't just sign me without asking. Isn't that your thing now anyways?

Why not go one step further next preseason. You could really up the quality of your list by just submitting your squad full of stars and seeing what sticks.

Get it right. We only do this with Rookies and league legends...

You forgot

[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]Mount Buller Demons Official Team Sheet[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)](even more official)[/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]B:[/COLOR][/B] deaneus, Logger, Danger in Texas
[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]HB:[/COLOR][/B] Headless, Van_Dyke, Bosley
[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]C:[/COLOR][/B] cooney, Eth, cats2rise
[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]HF:[/COLOR][/B] HawkPatrol, darthsidusfan, raven echo
[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]F:[/COLOR][/B] Footypie32, Deestroy, [B]Broken
[COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]Foll:[/COLOR][/B] Smartys Power, croweater 41, lanky_wes
[B][COLOR=rgb(179, 0, 0)]Int:[/COLOR][/B] Smexxy23, Vooligan

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Next you try and compare us to the ****ing Wonders?!!

Well lets turn the mirror on your club of choice...

First up, you have pantskyle. A man trying his hardest to be Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club...

Demons are shit.

Ouch, Burn. No wonder he got to 70k posts so quick with zingers like this.

But really, he's more Anthony Michael Hall...

We get it pants; you don't care. Retire already.

Then you have Quivorir. A man that follows pants around like a bad smell, because he wishes he was pants.

A man that wants to be like a man that thinks he's Judd Nelson, but is actually Anthony Michael Hall. Let that sink in for a moment...

Then there's miss_kate18. She tries her hardest, but let's face it, when god was handing out genes he gave the ladies a choice between the banter gene and the boob gene and they took the later. I mean, really? What can you do with boobs, apart from hold up a boob-tube? Which you wouldn't need anyway if you didn't have the boobs to begin with...

I rest my case.


Then there's brahj. Is this guy really a captain? Does even have a cap? I've never seen it. Makes me question if he only wears the suit to get the ladies. I bet he wears Brut. That's almost as sad a Quirorirooriiror or whatever it is. I think there's a v in there.

The only other one I know is Matera92, but he helped me break 10k likes so he's pretty cool. I guess.

That brings us back to you, Sam.

At first I was quite disappointed when you didn't choose us. But then I looked at your history and realised you only go to charity cases, where you can feel like the big hero flying in to save the day.

We don't need you, Sam.

The Bears do. Enjoy your time near the top of the ladder, because once the Bears start to Bear, and they will, it will be a sudden and ungraceful fall. And you'll be left to pick up the pieces.

I finally realise why The Half Back used a picture of Juddy for you in his Turncoat Flog thread...

Look at those shoulders.

Are you ready to put another basketcase club on your shoulders?

 

[brahj]

I wear Dove...



...for Men!


That sounded way tougher in my head.

 

[Bosley]

I wear Dove...
...for Men!
That sounded way tougher in my head.

As long as u don't also wear Justin Bieber's aftershave.

 

[brahj]

As long as u don't also wear Justin Bieber's aftershave.

Can he even shave yet?

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Ok Sam, now you've pissed me off .

Your words have cut deep and now I'm backed against a wall and ready to strike.

First things first,



Get it right. We only do this with Rookies and league legends...




Next you try and compare us to the ******* Wonders?!!

Well lets turn the mirror on your club of choice...

First up, you have pantskyle. A man trying his hardest to be Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club...



Ouch, Burn. No wonder he got to 70k posts so quick with zingers like this.

But really, he's more Anthony Michael Hall...



We get it pants; you don't care. Retire already.

Then you have Quivorir. A man that follows pants around like a bad smell, because he wishes he was pants.

A man that wants to be like a man that thinks he's Judd Nelson, but is actually Anthony Michael Hall. Let that sink in for a moment...





Then there's miss_kate18. She tries her hardest, but let's face it, when god was handing out genes he gave the ladies a choice between the banter gene and the boob gene and they took the later. I mean, really? What can you do with boobs, apart from hold up a boob-tube? Which you wouldn't need anyway if you didn't have the boobs to begin with...

I rest my case.


Then there's brahj. Is this guy really a captain? Does even have a cap? I've never seen it. Makes me question if he only wears the suit to get the ladies. I bet he wears Brut. That's almost as sad a Quirorirooriiror or whatever it is. I think there's a v in there.

The only other one I know is Matera92, but he helped me break 10k likes so he's pretty cool. I guess.

That brings us back to you, Sam.

At first I was quite disappointed when you didn't choose us. But then I looked at your history and realised you only go to charity cases, where you can feel like the big hero flying in to save the day.

We don't need you, Sam.

The Bears do. Enjoy your time near the top of the ladder, because once the Bears start to Bear, and they will, it will be a sudden and ungraceful fall. And you'll be left to pick up the pieces.

I finally realise why The Half Back used a picture of Juddy for you in his Turncoat Flog thread...

Look at those shoulders.

Are you ready to put another basketcase club on your shoulders?

This is a nice effort.

I'm not going to go into a multi quote battle with you.

First off brahj doesn't wear brute. I smelled him just the other day and he was wearing ladies deodorant I think. He doesn't need a cap either - he has fashioned a grand pair of epaulettes to signify his position.

Quivster and pants are just like that guy. Probably. It's been like forever since I've seen that show but I think you are calling them cool and who am I to argue with that.

What can you do with boobs!? Well I can't do anything with hers. The Filth Wizard has some photographs of me so I'll not even accidentally play the bongos with them as I'd rather not see them leaked. But generally speaking, that's a perfect example of what boobs can do. They are also a great stand in for a pillow if you've ever lost yours in a luggage mix up.

As for me. You've used a sample size of 1 to make yourself feel better. Though It's true, my shoulders are still tender after carrying my past side for so long. And that's exactly why I came to Vegas - for a well deserved break. I've actually retired but playing for the bears is like a permanent holiday and I can do what I feel. I'm not number 1 here and we all know demonjim is the deuce.

It's true. You don't need me. But I bet you wanted me real real bad.

The bears have had plenty of experience being bad without me. I think that if the fall off this lofty perch they will be just fine while I continue to live it up in sunny warm Vegas. Though even in the tough times they have never been a basket case and they will be chairing me off on their shoulders like the champion I am long before they need me to pick them up. Haven't you heard, I'm Judd like. Watch out for me on
MM night wear I pick up my second league BnF.

Enjoy a 9 degree Summer with superstars like @croweater41 or whatever his name is.

 

[kane249]

Can he even shave yet?

He shaves, just not his face

 

[Footypie32]

Ah DemonJim I always forget that guy.

 

[Bosley]

He shaves, just not his face

Selena Gomez's legs? Those latinas can be quite hairy.

 

[DemonJim]

Ah DemonJim I always forget that guy.

Hi I'm DemonJim, co-captain of the Bears. I have 4 ALL-SFA nominations, 1 AlfAndrews medal, 2 premiership medals and a BnF. What have you got?

 

[cooney]

Thanks coons.

That's okay

Get a room.

Already have one, wanna join?

 

[cats2rise]

You cheating bastard, cooney. 'coons and cats' nights are apparently now open to anyone.

 

[Van_Dyke]

That's okay

Already have one, wanna join?

Nah, I'll pass thanks.

 

[cats2rise]

Hi I'm DemonJim, co-captain oit out. the Bears. I have 4 ALL-SFA nominations, 1 AlfAndrews medal, 2 premiership medals and a BnF. What have you got?

Do you have an award named after you? I do. And footypie does.

 

[Quivorir]

Just to be clear. I do not want to be like pantskyle.

 

[cats2rise]

Just to be clear. I do not want to be like pantskyle.

Nobody wants to be like pantskyle. Even pantskyle doesnt want to be like pantskyle.

He just cant help it.

 

[pantskyle]

Ok Sam, now you've pissed me off .

Your words have cut deep and now I'm backed against a wall and ready to strike.

First things first,



Get it right. We only do this with Rookies and league legends...




Next you try and compare us to the ******* Wonders?!!

Well lets turn the mirror on your club of choice...

First up, you have pantskyle. A man trying his hardest to be Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club...



Ouch, Burn. No wonder he got to 70k posts so quick with zingers like this.

But really, he's more Anthony Michael Hall...

We get it pants; you don't care. Retire already.

Then you have Quivorir. A man that follows pants around like a bad smell, because he wishes he was pants.

A man that wants to be like a man that thinks he's Judd Nelson, but is actually Anthony Michael Hall. Let that sink in for a moment...

Then there's miss_kate18. She tries her hardest, but let's face it, when god was handing out genes he gave the ladies a choice between the banter gene and the boob gene and they took the later. I mean, really? What can you do with boobs, apart from hold up a boob-tube? Which you wouldn't need anyway if you didn't have the boobs to begin with...

I rest my case.


Then there's brahj. Is this guy really a captain? Does even have a cap? I've never seen it. Makes me question if he only wears the suit to get the ladies. I bet he wears Brut. That's almost as sad a Quirorirooriiror or whatever it is. I think there's a v in there.

The only other one I know is Matera92, but he helped me break 10k likes so he's pretty cool. I guess.

That brings us back to you, Sam.

At first I was quite disappointed when you didn't choose us. But then I looked at your history and realised you only go to charity cases, where you can feel like the big hero flying in to save the day.

We don't need you, Sam.

The Bears do. Enjoy your time near the top of the ladder, because once the Bears start to Bear, and they will, it will be a sudden and ungraceful fall. And you'll be left to pick up the pieces.

I finally realise why The Half Back used a picture of Juddy for you in his Turncoat Flog thread...

Look at those shoulders.

Are you ready to put another basketcase club on your shoulders?

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