Official Match Thread S20 R3 - Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky

[Bosley]

Is that the guy from those shit vacation movies?

SHIT?!?! CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Quivorir]

SHIT?!?! CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tomato tomarto

 

[Bosley]

We know it's true. Only behind Silvagni

Atley's Brownlow Vote History:

Year Votes Games Polled
2014 0 22 0
2013 0 22 0
2012 2 22 1
2011 0 16 0

He has half as many #1 fans as he has Brownlow votes. A rare feat.

 

[Quivorir]

Atley's Brownlow Vote History:

Year Votes Games Polled
2014 0 22 0
2013 0 22 0
2012 2 22 1
2011 0 16 0

He has half as many #1 fans as he has Brownlow votes. A rare feat.

Just you wait boy. He will win a brownlow.

 

[Quivorir]

And there can only be one number one fan...

 

[Footypie32]

Hi I'm DemonJim, co-captain of the Bears. I have 4 ALL-SFA nominations, 1 AlfAndrews medal, 2 premiership medals and a BnF. What have you got?

A terrible memory?

 

[Footypie32]

Who says they are made up?

Mine is for goalkicking, and Footypie's is for best kisser.

Correction.

Best 'Downunder kisser'.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Bitch please, he'd be the 2nd best player at Freo.

Would carry them to a flag.

 

[brahj]

Shaun Atley is supportive of Adam Goodes, Quivorir.

 

[DemonJim]

A terrible memory?

It would appear so.

 

[cooney]

Nah, I'll pass thanks.

You sure? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

 

[Matera92]

Ok Sam, now you've pissed me off .

Your words have cut deep and now I'm backed against a wall and ready to strike.

First things first,



Get it right. We only do this with Rookies and league legends...




Next you try and compare us to the ******* Wonders?!!

Well lets turn the mirror on your club of choice...

First up, you have pantskyle. A man trying his hardest to be Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club...



Ouch, Burn. No wonder he got to 70k posts so quick with zingers like this.

But really, he's more Anthony Michael Hall...

We get it pants; you don't care. Retire already.

Then you have Quivorir. A man that follows pants around like a bad smell, because he wishes he was pants.

A man that wants to be like a man that thinks he's Judd Nelson, but is actually Anthony Michael Hall. Let that sink in for a moment...

Then there's miss_kate18. She tries her hardest, but let's face it, when god was handing out genes he gave the ladies a choice between the banter gene and the boob gene and they took the later. I mean, really? What can you do with boobs, apart from hold up a boob-tube? Which you wouldn't need anyway if you didn't have the boobs to begin with...

I rest my case.


Then there's brahj. Is this guy really a captain? Does even have a cap? I've never seen it. Makes me question if he only wears the suit to get the ladies. I bet he wears Brut. That's almost as sad a Quirorirooriiror or whatever it is. I think there's a v in there.

The only other one I know is Matera92, but he helped me break 10k likes so he's pretty cool. I guess.

That brings us back to you, Sam.

At first I was quite disappointed when you didn't choose us. But then I looked at your history and realised you only go to charity cases, where you can feel like the big hero flying in to save the day.

We don't need you, Sam.

The Bears do. Enjoy your time near the top of the ladder, because once the Bears start to Bear, and they will, it will be a sudden and ungraceful fall. And you'll be left to pick up the pieces.

I finally realise why The Half Back used a picture of Juddy for you in his Turncoat Flog thread...

Look at those shoulders.

Are you ready to put another basketcase club on your shoulders?

All I took out of this is that you think I'm cool.

Damn right.

 

[Quivorir]

Shaun Atley is supportive of Adam Goodes, Quivorir.

He only says that for the media. When we lie in bed together its a different story.

 

[Matera92]

He only says that for the media. When we lie in bed together its a different story.

Does he spray it all over the place there too?

 

[Footypie32]

He only says that for the media. When we lie in bed together its a different story.

Does he boo you if you give sloppy head?

 

[DemonJim]

Does he boo you if you give sloppy head?

As he should!

 

[Matera92]

Real men booo their sexual partners!!

 

[Footypie32]

It would appear so.

Who are you?

 

[Quivorir]

Does he boo you if you give sloppy head?

I am not sloppy.

 

[DemonJim]

Who are you?

Sometimes I don't even know.

 

[Matera92]

Who are you?

Apparently is the co Captain of my team but I've never heard of him.

 

[DemonJim]

I am not sloppy.

Use more spittle next time then.

 

[Footypie32]

Real men booo their sexual partners!!

I was saying boo-obs! Boo-obs!

 

[Magruder]

I am not sloppy.

So that's how you got FF...

#Quivsnotsloppy

 

[Bosley]

I have nothing to add to the current conversation, but I will take all your advice on board for the end of season trip to Thailand.