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I'm a little embarrassed we keep winning, I can't even gloat anymore. I have found myself pumping up other teams at work so others feel like they have a chance.

If Hawks win another I might not have any mates left.

People have said they are over footy... The tears, so sweet.
 
Trying to find any single reference to Three-Peat so I can share it on Facebook to annoy the complete shit out of the Hawthorn haters and the bitter and jealous folk who didn't enjoy our win very much. :D
 
Trying to work out what we are suppose to call our attempt at a Foursome or a Fourplay or a...whatever it's supposed to be called.
We need a term here folks...it's very frustrating for this ol' hawk.:D
 

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Trying to work out what we are suppose to call our attempt at a Foursome or a Fourplay or a...whatever it's supposed to be called.
We need a term here folks...it's very frustrating for this ol' hawk.:D

Fourgasm
/noun/
The fourth occurrence of intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions..... usually experienced by Hawthorn supporters in late September each year.
 
I'm a little embarrassed we keep winning, I can't even gloat anymore. I have found myself pumping up other teams at work so others feel like they have a chance.

If Hawks win another I might not have any mates left.

People have said they are over footy... The tears, so sweet.

I believe this is a result of the stupidity of early education and child psychologists over the thirty years where everyone gets a certificate. Suddenly when you don't receive anything good you think "Well this sucks! I hate this stupid competition!" Perhaps each of the teams that isn't Hawthorn should get a bumpersticker that says "Participant" .
 
Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems
How about Hawks Mk IV ? Only trouble is, *ssendon have probably got dibs on the whole IV thing... :rolleyes:
 

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Dropped 2 copies off the GF dvd to my best mate for him and his old man.

He said "how much do I owe you?"

I said "dont worry about it you can buy next years".
 
After three in a row, I find myself struggling to get enthused for next season.
It feels like the only way is down.

#hawthornproblems
 
After three in a row, I find myself struggling to get enthused for next season.
It feels like the only way is down.

#hawthornproblems
Same false pessimism could be said for the past two years though.

Personally, I can't remember the last stress-free September I've had.

Definite #hawthornproblems
 
After three in a row, I find myself struggling to get enthused for next season.
It feels like the only way is down.

#hawthornproblems


Yes, it's very sad that our cub can't actually improve at all next year.


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