Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[apparentlydead]

When you put it like that, it does

You can't even grow a beard!

 

[RelaxMax]

You can't even grow a beard!

Can too!

Not on my face though

 

[apparentlydead]

Can too!

Not on my face though

Not sure the Hipsters would approve of you flashing that around their frappe's.

It'd be a first for them all.

 

[RelaxMax]

Not sure the Hipsters would approve of you flashing that around their frappe's.

It'd be a first for them all.

Heh

Would give them something to frap to

*exits conversation quickly*

 

[KardiniaPark]

I see what you mean.

I really should long for being surrounded by traffic, noise, smog and Ned Kelly bearded dickheads supping on $19 frozen delights whilst seated on hessian covered farking milk crates and dribbling more uninformed horse shit than Silent Alarm could ever dream of.

Sounds awesome, cool and grouse.

I know, right?!

 

[apparentlydead]

I know, right?!

Yep. Bugger this sitting on my front veranda having a coffee whilst overlooking green paddocks, mountains, peace, quiet, pretty cows and fresh, clean air.

And not a false beard in site.

I'm selling up and moving to the big smoke.

 

[ChappyUK]

Yep. Bugger this sitting on my front veranda having a coffee whilst overlooking green paddocks, mountains, peace, quiet, pretty cows and fresh, clean air.

And not a false beard in site.

I'm selling up and moving to the big smoke.

Wouldn't want to leave those pretty cows.

 

[apparentlydead]

Wouldn't want to leave those pretty cows.

Indeed.

 

[ChappyUK]

Indeed.

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I probably should be deleting this.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Yep. Bugger this sitting on my front veranda having a coffee whilst overlooking green paddocks, mountains, peace, quiet, pretty cows and fresh, clean air.

And not a false beard in site.

I'm selling up and moving to the big smoke.

Coffee lol It's not 1928 grandpa.

I think you mean a goat milk double half caf, half decaf soy milk cappuccino-extra hot with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon - and a half tablespoon of caramel latte frappa mocha, served in the nest of an Arabian Finch.

Coffee lol ...enjoy your Nescafé friend.

 

[apparentlydead]

I probably should be deleting this.

You're not a real mod until you've deleted one of my posts.

You progress to Super when you card me.

Admin when it's a perma.

 

[apparentlydead]

Coffee lol It's not 1928 grandpa.

I think you mean a goat milk double half caf, half decaf soy milk cappuccino-extra hot with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon - and a half tablespoon of caramel latte frappa mocha, served in the nest of an Arabian Finch.

Coffee lol ...enjoy your Nescafé friend.

No idea what that meant at all.

But GAGF...it's Café Da...cold, black and real Vietnamese coffee on ice

 

[BigBirdz]

No idea what that meant at all.

But GAGF...it's Café Da...cold, black and real Vietnamese coffee on ice

Do you use the condensed milk? Ive seen them drinking those but cant bring myself to try it.
BTW dont let the hipsters see you drinking a Vietnamese coffee, it'll be all the rage.

 

[apparentlydead]

Do you use the condensed milk? Ive seen them drinking those but cant bring myself to try it.
BTW dont let the hipsters see you drinking a Vietnamese coffee, it'll be all the rage.

Wife does, but I hate condensed milk. (lived on it and powdered milk in mustering camps as a youngen). That's Café sua da. Coffee, milk, ice

Try it, it's amazing. But make sure you ask for Café Phin... that is where they bring out the coffee in a small strainer and you make it, (add sugar, milk etc) yourself.

The stuff that they bring out in a glass pre-made is generally at least 50% corn syrup for numptie foreigners and absolute shit!

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Coffee lol It's not 1928 grandpa.

I think you mean a goat milk double half caf, half decaf soy milk cappuccino-extra hot with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon - and a half tablespoon of caramel latte frappa mocha, served in the nest of an Arabian Finch.

Coffee lol ...enjoy your Nescafé friend.

Two spoons of international roast and 2 sugars, bloody good drop.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Two spoons of international roast and 2 sugars, bloody good drop.

Ive never had to put anyone on global ignore before but geez...

 

[chefmeister]

People who state the obvious.
People who talk during movies.

If you encounter one of those rare morans who does both at the same time and you are lucky enough to not have married it yet please do the world a favour, catch your breath, crack your knuckles and then skull **** the annoying creature back to the dark abyss from whence it came with extreme prejudice.

I was trying to watch 'Conan the Barbarian' FFS!!!

 

[RelaxMax]

Two spoons of international roast and 2 sugars, bloody good drop.

Six drops of Essence of Terror

Five drops of Sinister Sauce

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Two spoons of international roast and 2 sugars, bloody good drop.

International Roast? Holy shit that stuff isn't fit for pig swill.

 

[KardiniaPark]

International Roast? Holy shit that stuff isn't fit for pig swill.

My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'

 

[ChappyUK]

My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'

I don't put fancy milk in my coffee.

 

[apparentlydead]

I don't put fancy milk in my coffee.

Todays milk grrrrrrrrrrrrinds my gears.

It's f***ing white water with no taste, no flavour and no cream.

Thanks Pasteurisation. You campaigner.

Luckily I can now buy Homogenised only milk, (rather just by raw but it's diffficult), which has cream and taste.

F*** all you city campaigners and your irrational fear of germs, fat, cholestorol and shit.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'

There is only one coffee worse than International Roast and that's Caterer's Blend. Both are designed to give you the maximum output at the cheapest cost. Not a great endorsement for any product.

 

[BigBirdz]

My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'

My inlaws drink that shit too. My wifes dad has a sleeping condition where he can't sleep, usually gets to bed at 3-4am then up at 8 for work. The ****in fool drinks it all day and into the night. It'll be 10:30 and he'll ask his Mrs to make him a cup... then has a winge he's tired the next day.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Todays milk grrrrrrrrrrrrinds my gears.

It's f***ing white water with no taste, no flavour and no cream.

Thanks Pasteurisation. You campaigner.

Luckily I can now buy Homogenised only milk, (rather just by raw but it's diffficult), which has cream and taste.

F*** all you city campaigners and your irrational fear of germs, fat, cholestorol and shit.

Raw difficult? You've got cows, grab a teat.