Shell
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Anywhere but Perth, hey Shell?![]()
I also hate Adelaide/SA.
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Anywhere but Perth, hey Shell?![]()
Are there any new blonde bombshells to look forward to in next years Aus open? Boy, I hope so!![]()
Pffft! newbies.
Only Genie matters. Got to find a good av for Aus open....
No love 4 Ivanovik.
You guys are crazy and/or gay.
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6/91 is disgustingNot really. Would rather a contest. This is like men against boys.... Or Cats and Bombers![]()
I watched the cricket for a WHOLE HOUR at the gym.
Pffft! newbies.
Only Genie matters. Got to find a good av for Aus open....
How's this. Been invited to stay at the AP's holiday house in a week or so.
Shall I or shall I not take the 09 Victory Pack with me?
AP may or may not be a St Kilda supporter.
Nah, she's nice.No love 4 Ivanovik.
You guys are crazy and/or gay.
Wow. Just ****in wow. Sorry I need to rant in here for a bit/yeah whats new.
I cannot believe the ****ing RUDENESS of some ppl.
Yeah ok. You're a ****ing tigharse I get it, you wont be paying me for staying in your crap pool-less house with no foxtel (even I ****ing have foxtel ffs), cleaning up after your animals, feeding them and saving you $500 in kennel costs, yeah I get that.
BUT DO I REALLY NEED TO ****ING WAIT AROUND FOR YOU TO GET BACK FROM THE ****ING AIRPORT ALL DAY. After i have fed your animals in the morning, do I really have to ****ing wait around till after 4pm just to say "hey merry xmas, all was fine, yup ok cu". DO I REALLY.
AND.
Do you really have to ****ING VISIT COLES ON YOUR WAY HOME WHEN YOU COULD EASILY COME STRAIGHT HOME FROM THE BLOODY AIRPORT AS YOU KNOW I'M WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO GET BACK AND YOU COULD GO TO COLES AFTER YOU COME HOME.
Is. it. really. that ****ing hard.
**** you. You are ****ing dreaming if I am ever going to be house sitting for you EVER AGAIN.

Stick around you'll usually get one every few weeks from ShellA+ rant. Would read again Shell.

A+ rant. Would read again Shell.
Nah, she's nice.
Amen Sister. Except that I wouldn't put gaffer tape around her mouth. I'm not sure that I need to elaborate on this one though....I would do nasty non heterosexual things to that woman.
With some gaffer tape tho for her mouth.
Sry, her voice is a shocker.

