Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[RonSon]

It is true that Brad Crouch is going to the Gold Coast this weekend?
If so, has anyone warned the Frenzy Food Court?

Nope, sounds like Brad "chubber" Crouch got into the cookie jar on his weekend off and came back too fat to play an AFL trial.

 

[Nelso]

Looks like Fatty Crouch must have hit the all you can eat buffet pretty hard this week.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

They must have donuts on special?

All you can eat buffet.

Unless they charge him four times the price they're not going to get close to pulling a profit.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Nope, sounds like Brad "chubber" Crouch got into the cookie jar on his weekend off and came back too fat to play an AFL trial.

Is he the first player to ever be omitted for gluttony?

 

[dav3]

http://www.afc.com.au/news/2016-03-10/club-statement-team-selection



Thoughts please Bernie L Vikingblood

Chortle

Poor Crows, what's the 11th best midfield in the comp going to do without their most promising player

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Poor Crows, what's the 11th best midfield in the comp going to do without their most promising player

Well, so far this year we beat West Coast by 100, lost to a full strength Freo by 3 points, and won a final last year without him. You've managed to do none of that with a self-proclaimed elite midfield.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Well, so far this year we beat West Coast by 100, lost to a full strength Freo by 3 points, and won a final last year without him. You've managed to do none of that with a self-proclaimed elite midfield.

How did Dangerfield go in that final?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

How did Dangerfield go in that final?

Oh the irrelevant to the topic game, I'm good at this. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will we ever know?

 

[Nelso]

Well, so far this year we beat West Coast by 100, lost to a full strength Freo by 3 points, and won a final last year without him. You've managed to do none of that with a self-proclaimed elite midfield.

Freo were nowhere near full strength but don't let the facts get in the way of your melt

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Freo were nowhere near full strength but don't let the facts get in the way of your melt

Closer to full strength than us

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Well, so far this year we beat West Coast by 100, lost to a full strength Freo by 3 points, and won a final last year without him. You've managed to do none of that with a self-proclaimed elite midfield.

NAB results lol

 

[Nelso]

Closer to full strength than us

But you did not say that

Congratulations on that February premiership again.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

But you did not say that

Imagine losing to a B grade Melbourne side with close to your best 22?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

NAB results lol

Of course it's lol'worthy - because your club has shown **** all.

 

[OneGreatClub]

#theydrunkasone

 

[OneGreatClub]

it was training standards too so I'm guessing #missedbabynap

 

[OneGreatClub]

Of course it's lol'worthy - because your club has shown **** all.

woaw. #premiersonnabcupresults #tellemtheyredreamin

 

[Nelso]

Of course it's lol'worthy - because your club has shown **** all.

NAB cup results who cares.

Still remember the year when Carlton won the preseason comp and finished with the wooden spoon.

But go ahead and celebrate a huge win against East Perth seconds.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Look at Drakes avoiding the Crouch/Atkins on the piss story

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

I am gunna say it crouch is easily the most overrated young player in the past 10 years.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Tealsters up and about - been a while since you guys have had something to run with hasn't it? What with the failures of last year, the recruiting of drug cheats etc. Enjoy.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Tealsters up and about - been a while since you guys have had something to run with hasn't it? What with the failures of last year, the recruiting of drug cheats etc. Enjoy.

Deflection Alert: are u mad precious

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Deflection Alert: are u mad precious

Deflection? No I'm quite happy with the professional approach the club has taken. Your club could learn a thing or two

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Deflection? No I'm quite happy with the professional approach the club has taken. Your club could learn a thing or two

Our clubs players don't get pissed a couple of weeks before round 1... Your club could learn a thing or two from that

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Deflection? No I'm quite happy with the professional approach the club has taken. Your club could learn a thing or two

Professional approach lel. as they slammed down another schooner