Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[John Hart Jnr]

Interesting stat for you. One percenters 2015 season. Jenkins 40, Dixon 24. So who's the seagull that waits for the ball?
Disposal efficiency is almost identical 65.6 to 66.2. LOL Dixon.

Jenkins: 10 flacids per game.
Dixon: 10 pack burst per game

Lol Jenkins

 

[Vikingblood]

Jenkins: 10 flacids per game.
Dixon: 10 pack burst per game

Lol Jenkins

Don't like the facts do you Johnny. Natural enemy of the pathological liar..
Dixon such a hard man, but doesn't like helping out his team mates.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Don't like the facts do you Johnny. Natural enemy of the pathological liar..
Dixon such a hard man, but doesn't like helping out his team mates.

Here's a coupla facts. Jenkins is soft and Dixon isn't.

Lol Jenkins

 

[Vikingblood]

Here's a coupla facts. Jenkins is soft and Dixon isn't.

Lol Jenkins

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Yet not supported by any evidence to that effect...Fact, Dixon is injury prone.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Yet not supported by any evidence to that effect...Fact, Dixon is injury prone.

Injury troll.

Mash, mash, mash, mash, mash.

Is saying Jenkins seems to pull a lot of heart muscles an injury troll too?

 

[Vikingblood]

Injury troll.

Mash, mash, mash, mash, mash.

Is saying Jenkins seems to pull a lot of heart muscles an injury troll too?

It's not an injury troll it's fact that can be supported unlike your assertions.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

It's not an injury troll it's fact that can be supported unlike your assertions.

So you're admitting Jenkins pulls a lot of heart muscles and bringing it up isn't an injury troll.

Excellent.

 

[Vikingblood]

So you're admitting Jenkins pulls a lot of heart muscles and bringing it up isn't an injury troll.

Excellent.

I've posted the evidence that Jenkins is superior and also puts in more effort to assist his team mates.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

I've posted the evidence that Jenkins is superior and also puts in more effort to assist his team mates.

Evidence??? You mean the one percerters???

BWAHAHAHAHA

A room full of duckling down is harder than Jenkins. Until you get the "soft**** acts" stats from Champion Data you've proved nothing.

 

[Vikingblood]

Evidence??? You mean the one percerters???

BWAHAHAHAHA

A room full of duckling down is harder than Jenkins. Until you get the "soft**** acts" stats from Champion Data you've proved nothing.

Excellent, please provide these as I can't seem to find them. Also please provide as per my previous request, the evidence that Adelaide Football Club is the only club who reports operating profits. You seem to have forgotten about that, did it slip your mind?

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Excellent, please provide these as I can't seem to find them. Also please provide as per my previous request, the evidence that Adelaide Football Club is the only club who reports operating profits. You seem to have forgotten about that, did it slip your mind?

Did you know there are 100 different one percenters? Can you name Josh Jenkins most prolific one percenter?

 

[Vikingblood]

Did you know there are 100 different one percenters? Can you name Josh Jenkins most prolific one percenter?

I actually think you believe that there are 100. Go ahead and name them...

 

[John Hart Jnr]

I actually think you believe that there are 100. Go ahead and name them...

Josh Jenkins's favourite one percenter is running behind the pack and receiving a handball over the top to score an easy goal. How many one percenters per game did you say Jenkins averages again?

 

[Beats28772]

Hey Beatzy, Jenkins will play more games that Dixon this year!!!

Save your replies for others.

#hasclangkinssignedyet

 

[drcollossimo]

I think that's a fair perception, but the dues people fail to pay to Jenkins is that his mobility combined with his size make him a very difficult match up even if he looks so stupid rucking that you'd be genuinely surprised to learn he can hold his own shit in without thinking about it. He is not a traditional KPF granted, but he reads the play very well and hides out the back waiting for the easy pass from Eddie or Tex so he can score and write about in the Advertiser.

EFA

 

[Porked04]

Elite Crow sooking it up on the Norf Board

 

[Elite Crow]

Elite Crow sooking it up on the Norf Board

So you were lost and thought you were on Bay13, that explains it.

 

[Porked04]

So you were lost and thought you were on Bay13, that explains it.

You Camry's fall for that trick every single time friend



7/10 for the melt

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

So you were lost and thought you were on Bay13, that explains it.

I can't believe you bit lel.

Like shelling peas Porked04

 

[Elite Crow]

You know I used to frequent Bay13 when it was worth coming to, DOne whilst a flog, was good value.

You boys are flogs on L plates and now I know why I've kept away.

 

[Porked04]

I can't believe you bit lel.

Like shelling peas Porked04

Every single time!

Step 1: Go to the Camry's opponents board and wish them good luck

Step 2: Watch the Camry's bite

Step 3: Repeat next round.


Every f***ing single time they bite

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

You know I used to frequent Bay13 when it was worth coming to, DOne whilst a flog, was good value.

You boys are flogs on L plates and now I know why I've kept away.

yea you best stick to that "non-crows port bashing thread" whatever it is and hide amongst the swarming blow flies.

 

[Porked04]

You know I used to frequent Bay13 when it was worth coming to, DOne whilst a flog, was good value.

You boys are flogs on L plates and now I know why I've kept away.

Stick around Elite Flog, you seem a better poster than:

subaru
Cleric
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The Bay could do with a semi-decent Kustomer

 

[Elite Crow]

Stick around Elite Flog, you seem a better poster than:

subaru
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The Bay could do with a semi-decent Kustomer

Are you being subbed out?

 

[Porked04]

Are you being subbed out?

Only messing around friend.

Good luck this season (you'll need it)