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Media Dennis Crumpet's EKA power rankings (Round 2 Update)

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2. SMs Mum - ??? (Unranked) Can a Rookie win the EKA without playing a single game? I bloody hope so because in my opinion this poster has talent written all over her. She may be new, but don't mistake that as inexperience. She's currently a free agent, but i have it on good authority that Tricky Dixon from Elite Qooty Management is very interested in providing his services to her, so it wont be long before her signature is snaffled up. Now some of you may be thinking, WTF just 2 posts in a match thread, why is SMs Mum on this list? ...
I don't think I'm his type dear, but I've always told SM that you can butter my crumpet any time you want. I'm glad that you ignored their filthy little coach. I wish SM and his friends would stop encouraging her. He's a very sensitive boy and too nice for his own good.
 

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Ignore the naysayers dennis crumpet, I think it's a fine, insightful and, may I say, timely analysis of the Round 2 action. Unlike others I can appreciate the subtlety of your calling out of Sam's_pants_on_fire. Well crafted sir. :thumbsu:
 
We'll figure out who you are eventually.
Imagine the controversy when they do find out. Maybe i start dropping hints throughout the season
 

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I don't think I'm his type dear, but I've always told SM that you can butter my crumpet any time you want.

Hey SM

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