Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at Punt Road (MOTR)

[miggs]

That's an excellent start, although my own approach was more tactful.

Tactful and miggs go together like richmond and finals

 

[Far Kern]

miggs do you think that Hardwick should continue to coach Richmond?

 

[miggs]

miggs do you think that Hardwick should continue to coach Richmond?

I think he is doing a great job and with the list he has finals are a given next year. Had a bad run with injuries this year...

Well thats what the flog said on the couch a week or two back

 

[Far Kern]

On a brighter note. Managed to fingerblast a married 40yo at elephant wheelbarrow last night.

****ING LOL. There is nothing not wrong about this post! Did Miss Miggs join in?

 

[Sterge]

Havent looked yet. But i was filthy we didnt win by 150 although with top spot sewn up i guess injury prevention was key

Useless campaigners couldn't even win by enough to get dimma sacked

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Damien Hardwick shattered following yesterday's loss to Sydney:

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In my opinion he is definitely the man for the job.

I like Hardwick, he's funny. He has no idea how to coach football though.

 

[miggs]

******* LOL. There is nothing not wrong about this post! Did Miss Miggs join in?

There isnt a miss miggs. Just a wide range of lucky women who are lucky enough to spend the night in my dungeon

 

[miggs]

Useless campaigners couldn't even win by enough to get dimma sacked

How the **** is cotchin even considered a captain btw

 

[Far Kern]

I like Hardwick, he's funny. He has no idea how to coach football though.

He has somehow ended up the opposite as a coach to what he was as a player.

 

[tgrs]

No. But thanks for the suggestion. Back shortly.

No! DON'T do it Far Kern HELL Far Kern! you've been through Far Kern ENOUGH MATE! I'M putting my Far Kern foot down, DO YOU WANT to contract THE RICHMOND DISEASE circa 2016?!

Not as deadly as the Circa 2004, 2007, or 2009's levels of contagious negativity, but it's Far Kern venomous to spend extended periods of time reading in close proximity of the area, and has been known to make you create alternate accounts following teams that have actually been Far Kern successful...

 

[Sterge]

On a brighter note. Managed to fingerblast a married 40yo at elephant wheelbarrow last night.

Did you miggs her as well?

 

[miggs]

I like Hardwick, he's funny. He has no idea how to coach football though.

Hes utter rubbish. Im yet to hear a logical footy comment come from his mouth

 

[miggs]

Did you miggs her as well?

She was pretty slimy down there. But she wouldnt pay half my uber so i left her at the pub with her menopausal warrior friends

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Oh and Qooty. The Furies are no good at it.

We got this guys.

 

[Far Kern]

There isnt a miss miggs. Just a wide range of lucky women who are lucky enough to spend the night in my dungeon

Boo, the story just got slightly less wrong then. I thought you were saying that she came with a built in docking port? I guess that's criteria number two on the wish list then?

 

[miggs]

Also she tried to add me on fbook. Wtf who adds a random 30yo who just fingerbanged them in a dirty irish pub at 1am in the morning. Although looking at her husband i cant blame her i might have to accept and keep her on the emergency bang list.

 

[Far Kern]

No! DON'T do it Far Kern HELL Far Kern! you've been through Far Kern ENOUGH MATE! I'M putting my Far Kern foot down, DO YOU WANT to contract THE RICHMOND DISEASE circa 2016?!

Not as deadly as the Circa 2004, 2007, or 2009's levels of contagious negativity, but it's Far Kern venomous to spend extended periods of time reading in close proximity of the area, and has been known to make you create alternate accounts following teams that have actually been Far Kern successful...

Port Adelaide is the new Richmond. I've already been infected.

I noticed that sante has jumped ship to GWS though.

 

[miggs]

Boo, the story just got slightly less wrong then. I thought you were saying that she came with a built in docking port? I guess that's criteria number two on the wish list then?

Well theres no OFFICIAL mrs miggs. But she was pre occupied at her own party so while the cats away

 

[miggs]

Port Adelaide is the new Richmond. I've already been infected.

I noticed that sante has jumped ship to GWS though.

Port were atrocious against us a few weeks back too. Not quite #eco levels but pretty close

 

[Far Kern]

Well theres no OFFICIAL mrs miggs. But she was pre occupied at her own party so while the cats away

Friends with privileges. At least she has a suitable docking port.

 

[Far Kern]

Port were atrocious against us a few weeks back too. Not quite #eco levels but pretty close

Yes.

 

[miggs]

Friends with privileges. At least she has a suitable docking port.

Well.. its more than that.. but its still just seeing how things go... technically im still a piece of shit though

 

[miggs]

And a cheeky finger on a drunken saturday night isnt that bad... right

 

[tgrs]

There isnt a miss miggs. Just a wide range of lucky women who are lucky enough to spend the night in my dungeon

Are you sure you don't have a Richmond alt with 30,000+ posts too? All this talk of dungeons...oh no wait that account is exclusive with the other gender.

I like Hardwick, he's funny. He has no idea how to coach football though.

Take that back mate! Within our four walls we know the direction Dimma gives our footballers is entirely professional.

This was actually shot before the game yesterday; at 17 seconds our game plan is succinctly summed up in a few words.

"Listen to Clarkey...or ****ing anyone but me fellas" - another great quote giving exclusive insight into the genius of the man behind the greatness of RFC.

 

[Far Kern]

Well.. its more than that.. but its still just seeing how things go... technically im still a piece of shit though

LOL