Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Paul Kersey]

Been busy all day. Accordingly, can one of the Handbaggers give me an update on Hawthorn's trades today. Thanks.

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[Lethality]

Yes, we should have rejected Patrick Dangerfield.

There was no need to sell the farm for him and the many other players given the status of your retirees and cooked veterans.

 

[Hoooops]

LOL. Your opinion is wrong.

And then you went on to say...

Kersten certainly is, considering the lack of variety and depth in the Geelong forward line. Your second best key forward, in your top half dozen goalkickers again this year.

Vardy and Clark are a bit of depth, which is also important to some extent.

 

[Hoooops]

There was no need to sell the farm for him and the many other players given the status of your retirees and cooked veterans.

You're right, Ty Vickery would've been a better recruit in that situation.

 

[Hoooops]

Been busy all day. Accordingly, can one of the Handbaggers give me an update on Hawthorn's trades today. Thanks.

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Are you sitting down?

 

[Lethality]

And then you went on to say...

Yes, what I said makes sense. Saying that Thurlow is as good as Enright is just trolling your own players.

You're right, Ty Vickery would've been a better recruit in that situation.

Geelong already have Mitch Clark.

 

[Reppie]

With Lewis and Mitchell both gone there should be enough celery for us to allow him to go the PSD if we don't like the deal.

Sorry but couldn't resist.

 

[Hoooops]

Saying that Thurlow is as good as Enright is just trolling your own players.

It's amazing how much you claim to know about our players. But we're not fooled.

 

[Lethality]

It's amazing how much you claim to know about our players. But we're not fooled.

Corey Enright

• 2× Carji Greeves Medal (2009, 2011)
• 6× All-Australian team (2008-2011, 2013, 2016)
  
  Jackson Thurlow
  Umm . . .
  

 

[Wojcinski]

Oh God Lethality has actually had a real life meltdown. This is a joy to watch

 

[RedVest4]

Corey Enright

• 2× Carji Greeves Medal (2009, 2011)
• 6× All-Australian team (2008-2011, 2013, 2016)
  
  Jackson Thurlow
  Umm . . .

Lol Podgey with yet another injury troll

 

[Hoooops]

Corey Enright

• 2× Carji Greeves Medal (2009, 2011)
• 6× All-Australian team (2008-2011, 2013, 2016)
  
  Jackson Thurlow
  Umm . . .

Wait, you're comparing them based on accolades? No wonder you're confused.

Try and get this into your head: Thurlow has had one full season at AFL level. Boris had a dozen. That might explain the discrepancy.

 

[ChappyUK]

Even without hindsight it was a bad move.

So was signing up players a month before ditching them.

 

[RedVest4]

 

[Hoooops]

Here are some better Thurlow stats, Lethality:

1st among rising stars in Total Rebound 50s in 2015

2nd among rising stars in Uncontested Possessions Per Game in 2015

3rd among rising stars in Total Kicks in 2015

3rd among rising stars in Total Effective Disposals in 2015

3rd among rising stars in Total Uncontested Possessions in 2015

4th among rising stars in Total Marks in 2015

4th among rising stars in Kicks Per Game in 2015

4th among rising stars in Effective Disposals Per Game in 2015

 

[Lethality]

So was signing up players a month before ditching them.

Nope, it means they're not free agents, and you don't lose them for nothing.

Wait, you're comparing them based on accolades? No wonder you're confused.

Try and get this into your head: Thurlow has had one full season at AFL level. Boris had a dozen. That might explain the discrepancy.

There's a reason Thurlow (23 next year) has had one full season at AFL Level.

 

[Lethality]

Here are some better Thurlow stats, Lethality:

1st among rising stars in Total Rebound 50s in 2015

2nd among rising stars in Uncontested Possessions Per Game in 2015

3rd among rising stars in Total Kicks in 2015

3rd among rising stars in Total Effective Disposals in 2015

3rd among rising stars in Total Uncontested Possessions in 2015

4th among rising stars in Total Marks in 2015

4th among rising stars in Kicks Per Game in 2015

4th among rising stars in Effective Disposals Per Game in 2015

LOL only ranks among rising stars, and even then mostly according to totals.

 

[chefmeister]

Meltality stat melting and really coming apart at the seams now.

 

[Hoooops]

There's a reason Thurlow (23 next year) has had one full season at AFL Level.

Yes, he's been injured. What are you -

LOL only ranks among rising stars, and even then mostly according to totals.

Oh, you're melting. You're melting bad.

 

[ChappyUK]

Nope, it means they're not free agents, and you don't lose them for nothing.



There's a reason Thurlow (23 next year) has had one full season at AFL Level.

But when youre moving them on for salary cap space having to still pay some of their wage doesn't seem smart.

 

[Hoooops]

Meltality stat melting and really coming apart at the seams now.

It's actually quite disturbing.

 

[Lethality]

But when youre moving them on for salary cap space having to still pay some of their wage doesn't seem smart.

Meh, that's off-field stuff.

Yes, he's been injured. What are you -
Oh, you're melting. You're melting bad.

He was recruited in the 2012 afl draft and has played 29 games. It's a bit weird to say that he is going to step into Enright's shoes. That's disrespectful to the both of them.

 

[Hoooops]

He was recruited in the 2012 afl draft and has played 29 games. It's a bit weird to say that he is going to step into Enright's shoes. That's disrespectful to the both of them.

It's like someone jizzed Wikipedia in your mouth and you swallowed.

 

[ChappyUK]

Meh, that's off-field stuff

Lulz.

 

[Lethality]

It's like someone jizzed Wikipedia in your mouth and you swallowed.

That makes no sense whatsoever. I'm just trying to bring facts to the table to try and help you through your grieving process. At best Thurlow could be a replacement for the overrated Bartel.