Entertainment & Music Song contest part 4, host: Ulahoopski, theme: virgin redux, noms due by Thurs 10:00pm AEST

[Smeg Head]

I could go and quote every post I've ever made in here but you probably wouldn't be interested so I'll just rely on you to keep me entertained.

You might find one good one in those 529.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Ulahoopski]

You might find one good one in those 529.

Ooh, harsh smeggy, harsh, but very interesting. Still, better success rate than your noms.

 

[Smeg Head]

Ooh, harsh smeggy, harsh, but very interesting. Still, better success rate than your noms.

Its easy to claim success when you are a julia roberts level whore.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Its easy to claim success when you are a julia roberts level whore.

Do I have to quote the stats again? Have you forgotten your little whore house?

 

[Smeg Head]

Do I have to quote the stats again? Have you forgotten your little whore house?

Suck my love pump Ula.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

You're both filthy whores but are nothing compared to the queen of whores (me).

 

[Back One Out]

Boated

I didn't exclude any songs from voting considerations because "they weren't controversial enough". The justifications given for each song in Edgie's posts on page 304 have illustrated how silly people are to get uptight about music. None of the controversies are real. The more time passes, the more people just look like fools.

The so-called controversies are mostly funny, if you ask me. Storm in a teacup.

 

[royboy2]

Boated

 

[Ulahoopski]

Suck my love pump Ula.

Interesting defense - deflecting your delusion. Flop it out if it'll make you happy.

 

[Smeg Head]

Interesting defense - deflecting your delusion. Flop it out if it'll make you happy.

Sorry to confuse you, I ballsed up the suck part.

 

[Back One Out]

I got my votes in early, knowing full-well that edgie has decided to drag this out for an extra 24hrs

 

[Ulahoopski]

Sorry to confuse you, I ballsed up the suck part.

That IS confusing. Are you saying you don't flop it out when it requires licking? Only when it needs sucking?? Something to do with soap vs washing powder supplies?

 

[Smeg Head]

That IS confusing. Are you saying you don't flop it out when it requires licking? Only when it needs sucking?? Something to do with soap vs washing powder supplies?

Its a line from This is Spinal Tap...

 

[Ulahoopski]

Its a line from This is Spinal Tap...

Yeah I was, so suck my love pump.

To suck or to lick? Hmmm...

Been awhile, memory fail apparently.

Maybe you're not delusional after all - just memory deficient?

 

[Smeg Head]

Maybe you're not delusional after all - just memory deficient?

Always mixing that one up, I blame you.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Let me refresh that deficient memory for ya with our podium results history.

Moi
1st
Alabama Shakes Virgin
July Talk Virgin
The Doors Gaping Whore
2nd
Ozzy Osbourne Virgin
The Big Moon Virgin
The Kingsmen Virgin
The Peep Tempel Virgin
3rd
Dinosaur Jr. Recently deflowered virgin
Gerry Rafferty Recently deflowered virgin

Toi
1st
Ali Barter 3rd timer
Beastie Boys Whore
Fleetwood Mac 3rd Timer
Ladyhawke RDF
The Kinks Gaping whore
2nd
Bomfunk MC's Virgin
Grimes Virgin
Jimi Hendrix Whore
Massive Attack Whore
Pond RDF
Talking Heads Gaping whore
3rd
Alex Lahey Personal virgin
Magic Dirt RDF
The Getaway Plan Virgin
The Living End Gaping whore
The Who Gaping whore
Wolf Alice Whore

There can be NO argument: I am the virgin king. You are the whore mongerer.

 

[Smeg Head]

You are a grade A idiot with a bunch of those.

Let me refresh that deficient memory for ya with our podium results history.

Moi
1st
Alabama Shakes Googled
July Talk Googles
The Doors Gaping Whore
2nd
Ozzy Osbourne Virgin
The Big Moon Googled
The Kingsmen Googled
The Peep Tempel Googled
3rd
Dinosaur Jr. Recently deflowered virgin
Gerry Rafferty Recently deflowered virgin

There can be NO argument: I am the Google pick an 'integrity' nom for me king.

Fixed that for you.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

 

[Ulahoopski]

You are a grade A idiot with a bunch of those.

Fixed that for you.

Bahaha - so your urethra wide range of musical taste dictates that nobody could possibly know the bands I nominate? You eedjut.

 

[Smeg Head]

Bahaha - so your urethra wide range of musical taste dictates that nobody could possibly know the bands I nominate? You eedjut.

I've seen stick figures wider than your taste!

 

[Ulahoopski]

I've seen stick figures wider than your taste!

That may well be as far from the truth as anything you've ever uttered.
When you can't defend yourself acuse the acuser. Who knew you were a Trumpite?
Best you pop off to bed youngster.

 

[Smeg Head]

That may well be as far from the truth as anything you've ever uttered.
When you can't defend yourself acuse the acuser. Who knew you were a Trumpite?
Best you pop off to bed youngster.

The reply of a coward, especially considering you are the one who started spoiling for an argument from some chat not involving you.

 

[Ulahoopski]

The reply of a coward, especially considering you are the one who started spoiling for an argument from some chat not involving you.

Cowardice is not acknowledging when you're wrong - and you've been wrong from the start. From trying to paint your music taste as the complete opposite of easy listening to labelling my successful noms as whores. Even when facts are presented in black and white you deflect with clueless accusations.
You're even wrong in saying that chat in this, a public forum, doesn't involve me.

Then you throw a coward label out for pointing out the deficiencies in your method of arguing and saying your statement is ridiculously false? Have you spent too much time out in the sun today?

 

[Gigantor]

Thinking of a 1984 theme but most of the songs have been whored before

Let's do it, one of the criteria can be you can't nom a song which has previously finished top 3.