GWS v HAWKS mega shitfight thread

[van peebles]

Well since the Hawfies will be occupying the bottom of the ladder for quite some time and let's face it there's only so many years of enjoyment they can possibly get from squashing Yeatesys testicles and punching out Bruns, I've now found them the perfect rival!.
Think about it,
1. Both expansion clubs and soulless plastic franchises.
2. Both need to play home games in a freezing cold shithole in order to survive.
3. Without sustained success both clubs need to merge/fold.
4. Both reliant on external forces eg Pokies/Afl assistance to stay afloat.
5. They both will never ever play in the location they are named after.
6. Both have the ugliest jumpers in world sport.
Take all your obsession and hate here Maybloomers.

One club(besides our ressies)that we dont have a problem with. They've never sold us a dud and dont play us on cheat grounds.
But the main attraction is they NEVER scoreboard pressure us.

 

[Spazz Cat]

One club(besides our ressies)that we dont have a problem with. They've never sold us a dud and dont play us on cheat grounds.
But the main attraction is they NEVER scoreboard pressure us.

Why do your ressies have a problem with them?
All grounds are cheat grounds when you play #freekickHawthorn

 

[TazHawk15]

I see the OP joined up in 2013 just in time for the 3Peat.

Ouch.

 

[brett15]

Patton > Roughead

 

[Mofra]

Patton > Roughead

Vickery > um...ah.... I'll get back to you

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Cute little rivalry, based mainly on who has the worst supporters and who's jumper looks shittest

 

[Spazz Cat]

Cute little rivalry, based mainly on who has the worst supporters and who's jumper looks shittest

Not only that. They get similar crowd figures!!!
They can do Crows/Port boredom discussions about the crowds.

Cold shithole home games 2017:
GWS average: 12,502
Hawks average: 12,406
Well it seems the GWS has more died in the wool supporters.
Is this the firestarter in this great rivalry?

 

[Cmarsh]

Don't geelong play at the mcg to survive?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Don't geelong play at the mcg to survive?

Could be wrong but I think we need at least 70k at the G to make the same cash as 25k at KP.
Well done anyway on having a larger average home crowd than the Hawks.

 

[El Dubya]

Vickery > um...ah.... I'll get back to you

Vickery>Folau

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Is the trash talk all finished or can I join in?

 

[Colonial]

Is the trash talk all finished or can I join in?

Stop smiling. Its freaky.

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[Restricted Free Agent]

Stop smiling. Its freaky.

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Asking Titch to stop smiling is like asking Nathan Lyon to stop being a GOAT