Song Contest Part VIII, Host: Freofalcon, Theme: First Concert, Votes Due: Sunday 3:00pm AEDT

[NaturalDisaster]

FFS there are many jobs between classroom teacher and vice principal.

Year level coordinator?

 

[ChappyUK]

Marklar_33 ”okay google, find me a nom”

Google home: “gagf And pick someone other than something for Kate, faith no more or arctic monkeys ffs”

Me: Alexa Play Dream Theater
Alexa: No get ****ed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Marklar_33 ”okay google, find me a nom”

Google home: “gagf And pick someone other than something for Kate, faith no more or arctic monkeys ffs”

All those will be banned next time I host

 

[raskolnikov]

Year level coordinator?

Year Level Coordinator
Head of Department
Experienced Senior Teacher
Master Teacher
Deputy Principal
Principal

 

[LiterallyNobody]

You’re going to be surprised when the results are released you farking glory be

Not really. That’s a shit sfk song - you only nom good ones. Plus I have a sneaking suspicion on what you actually did nom.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Me: Alexa Play Dream Theater
Alexa: No get ******.

Siri. I’m an iPhone user. Yeah I know. Shut up I’m not getting involved in the Android versus iOS debate. I know Samsung is better. Suck my plums.

 

[raskolnikov]

I think that Marklar_33 got my 5, Sozabarus got my 4 and that I billied the host.

 

[Marklar_33]

All those will be banned next time I host

Empty threat

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Actually me: “Hey Siri, play-“

Siri: “If you ****ing tell me to play Dream Theater I’m going to self destruct!”

Me: “okay play Ben folds five“

Siri: “I hate my life”

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Empty threat

heh

watch me campaigner.

 

[Marklar_33]

heh

watch me campaigner.

It’s the “next time I host” part that is barely believable

 

[Chaisa]

**** off with that fake Simpsons bullshit. campaigner.

Yeah any scene I can't recognise is probably from a shit season.

 

[Marklar_33]

Not really. That’s a shit sfk song - you only nom good ones. Plus I have a sneaking suspicion on what you actually did nom.

I didn’t even vote for it...!

 

[Chaisa]

It’s the “next time I host” part that is barely believable

Yep. Badge or GTFO.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

It’s the “next time I host” part that is barely believable

I will cut you...


oh shit, i'm starting to sound like El Dumbya, i'm so sorry.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Empty threat

“When st kilda wins the premiership...”

 

[Marklar_33]

I will cut you...


oh shit, i'm starting to sound like El Dumbya, i'm so sorry.

Impossible. I bowl too full and swing into every batsman

 

[Marklar_33]

“When st kilda wins the premiership...”
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I really want this to happen soon

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Impossible. I bowl too full and swing into every batsman

Mate you ****ing bat at eight and don’t bowl.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

“When st kilda wins the premiership...”
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I hope you never win another flag, ever in your lifetime.

 

[GreyCrow]

Impossible. I bowl too full and swing into every batsman

I will cut you off middle stump

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I really want this to happen soon

I bet you do. I imagine after premiership sex would be the best.

 

[Marklar_33]

Mate you ******* bat at eight and don’t bowl.

Field at gully, sledge 15 year olds...


My club is struggling so badly at the moment that I’m opening the batting and bowling first change in first grade!

Perspective; I’m a career average of 16 batsman...

 

[GreyCrow]

I bet you do. I imagine after premiership sex would be the best.

Not if you beat Carlton

 

[Marklar_33]

I bet you do. I imagine after premiership sex would be the best.

I sincerely hope you never find out!