Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[Pakenhamsaint]

The pitch has been f***ed for years, I doubt they even do it on purpose, they just don't know the solution.

Seems to be extra F***ed this year. None of the Shield games have had a result. Looks this this one is going to go the same way.

 

[wal]

With the lack of Victorians in the team and no Pistol Pete umpiring there is no real home ground advantage. Truly a neutral venue the MCG

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Morning from bay N49.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Morning from bay N49.

Finger selfie or GTFO.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Finger selfie or GTFO.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Bancroft struggling a bit

 

[El Dubya]

Bancroft struggling a bit

Should have stuck with Renshaw.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Should have stuck with Renshaw.

Renshaw has been averaging 13 in shield

 

[El Dubya]

Renshaw has been averaging 13 in shield

Who cares? Back him in while he's young and stick with him. Ideally they'd drop Warner and play Bancroft and Renshaw together.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

About time umpires

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Watch Joe bitch it up again.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Watch Joe bitch it up again.

Hes been put in his box by the umps I think.

 

[Lethality]

Another meaningless record for Cook.

His average isn't great, but he has played enough Tests that he's up there in runs scored.
And he kept his wicket in a dead rubber on a highway, so he has the highest score carrying the bat.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Geez the barmy army are a bunch of sooks. Booing Khawaja for a legitmate catch

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Geez the barmy army are a bunch of sooks. Booing Khawaja for a legitmate catch

A bunch of Englishmen sooking and whinging, well I never.

 

[El Dubya]

Geez the barmy army are a bunch of sooks. Booing Khawaja for a legitmate catch

I'm happy to just boo Khawaja for being a flog.

 

[hawkman]

I'm happy to just boo Khawaja for being a flog.

And as a practice run before Mitch Marsh comes out

 

[David Schwarz]

We should declare

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I'm happy to just boo Khawaja for being a flog.

He might be a flog but theyre boing him for a catch.

Does root have somthing in his pocket? Loves rubbing the ball over it.

 

[boondy]

Another meaningless record for Cook.

His average isn't great, but he has played enough Tests that he's up there in runs scored.
And he kept his wicket in a dead rubber on a highway, so he has the highest score carrying the bat.

Avoiding a whitewash isnt meaningless. Not Cooks fault its meaningless to Aussie Bowlers

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

He might be a flog but theyre boing him for a catch.

Does root have somthing in his pocket? Loves rubbing the ball over it.

He’s got Pakistani white gum in his pocket.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

He’s got Pakistani white gum in his pocket.

He must.


Might do a Starburns next session and watch behind the glass.

 

[Smeg Head]

Geez the barmy army are a bunch of sooks. Booing Khawaja for a legitmate catch

Doesn't that count as racism in Australia these days? Better eject them all.

 

[David Schwarz]

Doesn't that count as racism in Australia these days? Better eject them all.

Yeah orrite Podgey

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Rubbing it on the pocket again.