Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[El Dubya]

MCC members should be asking questions. Thier hard earned is going to it.

I'm annoyed by it as an MCC member, but we have almost zero voice in the club.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I'm annoyed by it as an MCC member, but we have almost zero voice in the club.

Dont you vote for who runs the joint?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I'm annoyed by it as an MCC member, but we have almost zero voice in the club.

Shit on the curators car please.

 

[El Dubya]

Dont you vote for who runs the joint?

Vote for the board, but I've not seen anybody challenge for the board in a while.

 

[El Dubya]

Shit on the curators car please.

Will do.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Vote for the board, but I've not seen anybody challenge for the board in a while.

Someone bloody should. Should get a Bay 13 ticket up.

Did you rock up tonight. Hellow from N31 if you have!

 

[El Dubya]

Someone bloody should. Should get a Bay 13 ticket up

Starburns_ can run the MCC the way he runs the Bay.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Starburns_ can run the MCC the way he runs the Bay.

Wont be shit pitches then!

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

My driveway has more life than that pitch.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

The Stars are awful

 

[Starburns_]

Starburns_ can run the MCC the way he runs the Bay.

What should my platform be?

 

[El Dubya]

What should my platform be?

Decent pitches, stricter dress code.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What should my platform be?

No drop ins.

Problem is they're in trays, like a cake tin essentially. So the soil can't separate sideways as it's contained by a tray = no cracks.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

What should my platform be?

Stronger booze, none of that mid-strength shit, no person's named David Warner or Stuart Broad are allowed to play the game of cricket ever again professionally, the English cricket team will were a golden sash on a black jumper instead of all white with a blue cap, minimum of 2 short people per international cricket squad, Phillip Allison (creepy Richmond guy) to replace the Australian board of selectors and the Channel Nine commentary team to be replaced by re-runs of Tony Grieg, Bill Lawry and Richie Benaud, for a start.

 

[Morganashlee]

What should my platform be?

Just make it a tall one so they can see you

 

[Starburns_]

Decent pitches, stricter dress code.

F*** that, I like the dress code as it is.

Short-sleeved, button-up shirts for everyone.

No drop ins. .

Nope, football says no.

We just need a better curator. I reckon we should scour the subcontinent, they doctor pitches there all the time, let's find someone who can use those powers for good.

Stronger booze, none of that mid-strength shit, no person's named David Warner or Stuart Broad are allowed to play the game of cricket ever again professionally, the English cricket team will were a golden sash on a black jumper instead of all white with a blue cap, minimum of 2 short people per international cricket squad, Phillip Allison (creepy Richmond guy) to replace the Australian board of selectors and the Channel Nine commentary team to be replaced by re-runs of Tony Grieg, Bill Lawry and Richie Benaud, for a start.

We already get full strength in the MCC.

Just make it a tall one so they can see you

Morgs wins best suggestion.

 

[Morganashlee]

F*** that, I like the dress code as it is.

Short-sleeved, button-up shirts for everyone.



Nope, football says no.

We just need a better curator. I reckon we should scour the subcontinent, they doctor pitches there all the time, let's find someone who can use those powers for good.



We already get full strength in the MCC.



Morgs wins best suggestion.

Add it to the list

#morgswasright #morgswins

 

[Art Vandelay_]

We just need a better curator. I reckon we should scour the subcontinent, they doctor pitches there all the time, let's find someone who can use those powers for good.

How long has a drop in been in place lol.
Don't think a curator change will make a pinch of difference.

Nope, football says no.

Like the SCG and Gabba that are drop in free

 

[Smeg Head]

Shit on the curators car please.

New curator already coming in.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

On the commentary, I recently watched streams of Afghanistan v Ireland and I enjoyed the Afghani commentary team more than Channel Nine's team, despite not having a clue what they were saying.

Stronger booze, none of that mid-strength shit, no person's named David Warner or Stuart Broad are allowed to play the game of cricket ever again professionally, the English cricket team will were a golden sash on a black jumper instead of all white with a blue cap, minimum of 2 short people per international cricket squad, Phillip Allison (creepy Richmond guy) to replace the Australian board of selectors and the Channel Nine commentary team to be replaced by re-runs of Tony Grieg, Bill Lawry and Richie Benaud, for a start.

Replace the entire team with Billy Birmingham.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

New curator already coming in.

Its the WACA guy, i have very little hopes.

Replace the entire team with Billy Birmingham.

I say we commentate the games.

 

[Smeg Head]

Its the WACA guy, i have very little hopes.


I say we commentate the games.

Anything is better than the MCG 'pitch' now.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Its the WACA guy, i have very little hopes.


I say we commentate the games.

I'd listen to a commentary team featuring yourself, Pakenhamsaint Morganashlee RedVest4 captain blood 17 and we'd need one foreigner to provide the niggle-agro, so would add Plugger35 .
Then of course
Starburns_ the commentary team captain and Chief our Brad McNamara.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I'd listen to a commentary team featuring yourself, Pakenhamsaint Morganashlee RedVest4 captain blood 17 and we'd need one foreigner to provide the niggle-agro, so would add Plugger35 .
Then of course
Starburns_ the commentary team captain and Chief our Brad McNamara.

Lets face it though, plugger would just want to play random songs over footage of martin crowe and richard hadlee.

Still love you though Plugger35

 

[Smeg Head]

I'd listen to a commentary team featuring yourself, Pakenhamsaint Morganashlee RedVest4 captain blood 17 and we'd need one foreigner to provide the niggle-agro, so would add Plugger35 .
Then of course
Starburns_ the commentary team captain and Chief our Brad McNamara.

You can be the 'foreign' commentator when Ireland tour.