Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Frank Bunn]

I know the parents of a 3 year old with that name - call him Balti for short. I honestly thought it was a Jewish name.

It's from the bible, one of the three wise men.

Mmm Balti. Now I'm hungry.

 

[Strange Cat]

Well I guess I’m going to be unpopular if I ever have kids, already picked James for a boy and Rachael for a girl.

Hopefully I don’t knock up a bogan and have to argue for 9 months over the names.

 

[GreyCrow]

What about naming your kids after your favourite sports stars?

 

[Strange Cat]

What about naming your kids after your favourite sports stars?

Well I was named after my father’s favourite VFL umpire

 

[GreyCrow]

I have heard of an El Masri for a name

 

[Frank Bunn]

Well I guess I’m going to be unpopular if I ever have kids, already picked James for a boy and Rachael for a girl.

Hopefully I don’t knock up a bogan and have to argue for 9 months over the names.

You are destined to name your kids Chaymes and Raychelle

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Orion is a good name.

Not only the place up in the sky, but the kick ass Metallica jam.

#screwyouguys

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Orion is a good name.

Not only the place up in the sky, but the kick ass Metallica jam.

#screwyouguys

Don't forget his cousin Cthullu.

 

[Sainteric]

It's from the bible, one of the three wise men.

Mmm Balti. Now I'm hungry.

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They made that up 800 years after jebus was around. From an extinct semetic language and a king from babylon mentioned in the book of daniel

 

[Andrew Birch]

"The Cannons have another father-son prospect this year in Rhylee West, son of seven-time Western Bulldogs best-and-fairest winner Scott."

 

[rippersnipper]

Orion is named after the mythological hunter by the same name. Personally, I wouldn't call my kid that despite my love of space but I wouldn't pull someone up on it. One from the tennis though; Destanee Aiava. What the * were her parents thinking? Not only have they gone for the "destiny" rubbish but they decided to make it "unique" as well.

 

[Cleavy]

sounds like a pr0n star name.

 

[manureid]

They need a sibling named Gynne

Under liked post.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

They need a sibling named Gynne

Can't believe I only just got it.

God I'm thick.

 

[dales.girl38]

Just saw someone mention their granddaughter ‘Dekhoda’, I am assuming it is a bogan version of the name Dakota, which is a fairly “modern” name already.

 

[outabounds]

Just saw someone mention their granddaughter ‘Dekhoda’, I am assuming it is a bogan version of the name Dakota, which is a fairly “modern” name already.

 

[Spongebob]

Kanye/Kim Kardboard named their latest


CHICAGO.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Kanye/Kim Kardboard named their latest


CHICAGO.

Better than Norf or Saint but still eh.

https://www.behindthename.com/name/chicago/submitted.

 

[por_please_ya]

My mum's best friend's step-daughter had a child last year or year before and named it Jackson James. That's normal right, sure... However she spelt it like this: Jaxzyn Jaymz. That poor kid will never know how to spell his own name.

 

[Marklar_33]

Just casually scrolling through the local Facebook buy and sell and come across a name... a s**t name...

Click on the profile, we have one mutual friend. So, I message mutual friend. Is this for real? Realness confirmed

Rikishi

 

[por_please_ya]

Just casually scrolling through the local Facebook buy and sell and come across a name... a s**t name...

Click on the profile, we have one mutual friend. So, I message mutual friend. Is this for real? Realness confirmed

Rikishi

I just looked it up, as I wondered if it was an ethnic name. There's a Samoan-American wrestler with this as his ring name - rikishi is the Japanese word for 'wrestler'.

 

[Marklar_33]

I just looked it up, as I wondered if it was an ethnic name. There's a Samoan-American wrestler with this as his ring name - rikishi is the Japanese word for 'wrestler'.

It’s not an ‘ethnic’ person, and would definitely have been WWE-inspired. This is just the type of bogan s**t that goes on around here

 

[GreyCrow]

Kanye/Kim Kardboard named their latest


CHICAGO.

Next child WhenIputthekeyin

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Next child WhenIputthekeyin

Or, if they want the African-American route, Shaqevious.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My mum's best friend's step-daughter had a child last year or year before and named it Jackson James. That's normal right, sure... However she spelt it like this: Jaxzyn Jaymz. That poor kid will never know how to spell his own name.

That's ridiculous. Poor child.