Has any one seen scatman?

[Tigernator]

We all remember his infamous pre quarter time melt in the qualifying final last year, i just have haven't seen him since!...Maybe we should call 911 and put in a missing persons report or start posting that GIF to rekindle some memories of peeps?....Very concerned fan here!


Please call 911 if you have seen this gentleman....

 

[ChappyUK]

A Cut Above. I think Crobro is trying to take your job of Chief Cats Threadstarter.

 

[chefmeister]

Gotta love baldy doing the funky gorilla.

Oh and, nice jacket.

 

[NorthernLights]

It's faaaaaaarken triple 0, D\H.

 

[Tigernator]

It's faaaaaaarken triple 0, D\H.

It's 911 I tells ya!

 

[Tigernator]

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A Cut Above. I think Crobro is trying to take your job of Chief Cats Threadstarter.

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Gotta love baldy doing the funky gorilla.

Oh and, nice jacket.

 

[Impunity!]

Is ZeBoyz on some new experimental medication?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

2:30 AM, Cobro decides to start a thread about Catman. #rentfree

Ps, no we wont be your rival, we reserve that for teams we respect somewhat. Go ask Adelaide or the Bulldogs.

 

[Tigernator]

2:30 AM, Cobro decides to start a thread about Catman. #rentfree

Ps, no we wont be your rival, we reserve that for teams we respect somewhat. Go ask Adelaide or the Bulldogs.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

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Calling you out as an obsessed try hard Hawfie wanna be is very different to being caught up in your elaborate troll.

Go troll the Bulldogs.

 

[David Schwarz]

This is now an Ella Fitzgerald thread

 

[Mofra]

Go troll the Bulldogs.

Don't bother us, we're too busy dealings with tens of thousands of GWS posters.

 

[Bodicifer]

It's 911 I tells ya!

911 is the number for the RACV

 

[STPer18]

Since April this year:

Has any one seen scatman?

Things to do and see in geepong?

Soft kitty, bruise free footy, knock over the little ball of fur!

Scats cheat ground losses count

Scats Skittled at Skilled

Do you think the handbaggers should just fold?

Scats won't make the finals this year!

Is it too late for Danger to change clubs again?

The scats home ground finals dilemma can be easily solved!

Do you think the AFL even care about shitdinia park anymore???

Why is everyone ganging up on the scats??

Remember when the scatters were boasting about the best midfield in the league?


Remember though, it's not an obsession, it's a master troll...

 

[Bodicifer]

Since April this year:

Has any one seen scatman?

Things to do and see in geepong?

Soft kitty, bruise free footy, knock over the little ball of fur!

Scats cheat ground losses count

Scats Skittled at Skilled

Do you think the handbaggers should just fold?

Scats won't make the finals this year!

Is it too late for Danger to change clubs again?

The scats home ground finals dilemma can be easily solved!

Do you think the AFL even care about shitdinia park anymore???

Why is everyone ganging up on the scats??

Remember when the scatters were boasting about the best midfield in the league?


Remember though, it's not an obsession, it's a master troll...

There's a serious 'scat' obsession which is quite concerning, and bloody disgusting, unless of course you're of the persuasion that doesn't mind it, or actually enjoys it, but otherwise

 

[W. Smithers]

Check the pound

 

[maryjames]

Op watches to many movies or thinks he is American. 911 what a floggo.

 

[Bodicifer]

 

[Isaac Cumming No 1]

Don't bother us, we're too busy dealings with tens of thousands of GWS posters.

Must seem like it.

 

[Doss]

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman

Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Yeah, I'm the Scatman
Dong dong dong, ding ding dong dong
...ding dong dong dong, do-dong-ding
Where's the Scatman?
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Yeah, I'm the Scatman, sing along with me







Sweet tune but also the most infuriatingly annoying thing ever. Ten years ago, a mate and I tried to drive from Melbourne to Sydney listening to nothing but that on repeat - I guess we were channeling Marshall and Ted's 500 miles, Connecticut to Chicago efforts.

I think we made it to about Broadford and then both hit the car radio so hard that it broke.

So yeah I've seen it.

 

[Mofra]

Must seem like it.

Well it beats the Carlton model of dealing with dozens and dozens of cast-offs.

 

[Tigernator]

911 is the number for the RACV

Hmmm are you sure??.. i always had the feeling it might be footscray's membership department...

 

[Bodicifer]

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman

Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Yeah, I'm the Scatman
Dong dong dong, ding ding dong dong
...ding dong dong dong, do-dong-ding
Where's the Scatman?
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Be bop ba bodda bope, bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Yeah, I'm the Scatman, sing along with me







Sweet tune but also the most infuriatingly annoying thing ever. Ten years ago, a mate and I tried to drive from Melbourne to Sydney listening to nothing but that on repeat - I guess we were channeling Marshall and Ted's 500 miles, Connecticut to Chicago efforts.

I think we made it to about Broadford and then both hit the car radio so hard that it broke.

So yeah I've seen it.

 

[Doss]

It's tl;dr, noob.

 

[smasha]

meow?