The Hawks are the oldest list in the comp. LOL

[Lethality]

Far better than wild claims pulled out of your arse are.

There is no better measure of rivalry than the fans coming out in droves regardless of how the teams involved are travelling at the time.

But I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

Crowds generally come out for the bigger clubs, and that's what your stats show.

There aren't any long standing Victorian rivalries anymore, that's all media trying to invoke the past and a game or comp that no longer exists to drum up some sentiment for two clubs that serve up the same culture, home ground and matchday experience.

 

[Laphroaig]

Crowds generally come out for the bigger clubs, and that's what your stats show.

There aren't any long standing Victorian rivalries anymore, that's all media trying to invoke the past and a game or comp that no longer exists to drum up some sentiment for two clubs that serve up the same culture, home ground and matchday experience.

I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

 

[Lethality]

I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

I see you have nothing. Carry on.

 

[Smedts_2]

In the period since 1997 only 5 teams have crowd totals higher than 9 million.

Four of that five are Carlton, Collingwood, Richmond and Essendon. The fifth is Adelaide.

In the same year period, ONLY ONE of the top 15 home and away crowds has involved any other team - Geelong vs Collingwood, 2010.

That's right. Of the 30 competing teams in the 15 top drawing games of the last 20 years, 29 spots are taken by the traditional rivalries you claim no longer exist.

Gotta admit, that’s pretty compelling logic.

 

[Laphroaig]

I see you have nothing. Carry on.

Nice variation on melt and salt.

 

[TallyHawk]

I see you have nothing. Carry on.

I wouldn't call the round 1 blockbuster against arch rivals the Tigers nothing, more of a laugh than anything.


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[Lethality]

I just saw more exciting AFLM fanaticism on the Big Mac Cam

 

[Laphroaig]

I wouldn't call the round 1 blockbuster against arch rivals the Tigers nothing, more of a laugh than anything.

I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

A paradigm beyond your ken.

 

[TallyHawk]

I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

A paradigm beyond your ken.

You will have to forgive me Laflog, I've only ever known a cheating or completely shit Carlton side. Can you enlighten us all on the other blockbusters with your rivals, I can only recall the embarrassing season openers.


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[William Wonka]

You will have to forgive me Laflog, I've only ever known a cheating or completely shit Carlton side. Can you enlighten us all on the other blockbusters with your rivals, I can only recall the embarrassing season openers.


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Im obviously a bit older than you as I remember a time when Carlton were good.
And Laphroaig being a touch older than myself remembers a time when they were VERY good.
In fact he could honestly say without exaggeration that during his time on this planet the Carlton football club has been the most feared, the most lauded, and by far the most successful team...



If not for Hawthorn.

So he is 100% right, poor Hawthorn has no rivals.

 

[Hawk Dork]

I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

A paradigm beyond your ken.

as long as they dont televise them on Friday nights Im all for Carltons amazing rivalries

 

[HairyO]

It was actually a master move by Hodge.

Knowing as he does that Burton is worse than zero without a filthy rotten sniper holding his dick, Hodge ran around all day screaming:

SPUD IT UP BURTON
OUT ON THE FULL BURTON
TURNOVER BURTON
SHIT MOUSTACHE BURTON

Youre not a very good lip reader. Im sure he was singing a song about being glad about not going to Carlton.

 

[Laphroaig]

You will have to forgive me Laflog, I've only ever known a cheating or completely shit Carlton side. Can you enlighten us all on the other blockbusters with your rivals, I can only recall the embarrassing season openers.


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I don't expect you to understand great rivalries. You have no experience of them.

A paradigm beyond your ken.

 

[Laphroaig]

as long as they dont televise them on Friday nights Im all for Carltons amazing rivalries[/QUOTE]

Try attracting a few through the gate at your own games might be good.

Shame they only let labradors into they ground if they bring a blind person with them.

 

[Laphroaig]

Youre not a very good lip reader. Im sure he was singing a song about being glad about not going to Carlton.

Filthy snipers are not invited to Big 4 clubs.

Except Essendon under Sheedy.

 

[Laphroaig]

Im obviously a bit older than you as I remember a time when Carlton were good.
And Laphroaig being a touch older than myself remembers a time when they were VERY good.
In fact he could honestly say without exaggeration that during his time on this planet the Carlton football club has been the most feared, the most lauded, and by far the most successful team...



If not for Hawthorn.

So he is 100% right, poor Hawthorn has no rivals.

Pfft.

Hawthorn are GWS. No heart, no soul, no home, no supporters after subtracting bandwagoners and pets.

 

[William Wonka]

Pfft.

Hawthorn are GWS. No heart, no soul, no home, no supporters after subtracting bandwagoners and pets.

Pet membership you say?
How ****ing embarrassing.

 

[Laphroaig]

Pet membership you say?
How ******* embarrassing.

Only one Club has tried to count them as actual members,

Guess which one.

You should know this, it being your own Club and all.

 

[Darksidepoints]

Aaaand it's gone

 

[William Wonka]

Only one Club has tried to count them as actual members,

Guess which one.

You should know this, it being your own Club and all.

No idea what you're on about.

Did Carlton introduce pet memberships for the thing on Jeannies head?

 

[Laphroaig]

No idea what you're on about.

Did Carlton introduce pet memberships for the thing on Jeannies head?
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