Are Mormons allowed to use fake tan?

[Smeg Head]

Rance better hope so. He looks as orange as Donald Trump's head.

 

[chefmeister]

Rance better hope so. He looks as orange as Donald Trump's head.

Rance is Jehovah’s Witness, not Mormon. And no, they don’t believe in suntanning as they must abstain from altering their bodies in a sign of respect to their creator.

 

[PepperFace]

Rance is Jehovah’s Witness, not Mormon. And no, they don’t believe in suntanning as they must abstain from altering their bodies as a sign of respect to their creator.

Great on depth knowledge on the subject

 

[the__bale]

Rance better hope so. He looks as orange as Donald Trump's head.

He's a Jehovah's Witness. Get it right.

He swapped tanning applications after speaking with the AFL's expert on the subject, Mark LeCras, last week.

 

[David Schwarz]

Rance is Jehovah’s Witness, not Mormon. And no, they don’t believe in suntanning as they must abstain from altering their bodies in a sign of respect to their creator.

Jokes on you, I met Rance when he knocked on my door and wanted to talk about the word of some bloke with a Spanish surname once

 

[chefmeister]

Jokes on you, I met Rance when he knocked on my door and wanted to talk about the word of some bloke with a Spanish surname once

Doesn’t really narrow it down unless you know what nationality the bloke’s surname is now..?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Did you want to buy a free book?

 

[David Schwarz]

Doesn’t really narrow it down unless you know what nationality the bloke’s surname is now..?

Seychelles?

What does nationality have to do with religion?

 

[chefmeister]

Seychelles?
What does nationality have to do with religion?

Not sure but the Yanks seem to put a lot of stock in it.

 

[vjknight]

So let me get this straight.....

Is he from that religion that blokes knock on your front door and old women approach you in the street, or


Is he from that religion that blokes knock on your front door and old women approach you in the street ?

 

[Smeg Head]

He's a Jehovah's Witness. Get it right.

He swapped tanning applications after speaking with the AFL's expert on the subject, Mark LeCras, last week.

Thats different, he is french.

 

[Percel]

Does he have to dye his Merkin?

 

[Hawk Dork]

If your religions foundations is your the only ones willing to name god and therefore everyone else could be worshipping demons and then you find you have been using the wrong name but you dont want to change it, because its too hard to remarket it, to the halfwits who you get to buy/ sell magazines,
Fake tan would be a no no though

 

[chefmeister]

If your religions foundations is your the only ones willing to name god and therefore everyone else could be worshipping demons and then you find you have been using the wrong name but you dont want to change it, because its too hard to remarket it, to the halfwits who you get to buy/ sell magazines,
Fake tan would be a no no though

As far as I’m aware all major Christian religions acknowledge the name of God to be the same tho.

 

[Hawk Dork]

As far as I’m aware all major Christian religions acknowledge the name of God to be the same tho.

Demons make you believe that
Jehovas now know its Yaweh

http://www.bible.ca/jw-YHWH.htm
https://www.catholic.com/qa/is-gods-name-yahweh-or-jehovah

 

[chefmeister]

Demons make you believe that
Jehovas now know its Yaweh

http://www.bible.ca/jw-YHWH.htm
https://www.catholic.com/qa/is-gods-name-yahweh-or-jehovah

As far as I understood it Yahweh is the basic Hebrew pronounciation of Jehovah tho.



Have you really spent the last half an hour hitting the books over this..?

 

[Hawk Dork]

As far as I understood it Yahweh is the basic Hebrew pronounciation of Jehovah tho.

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Have you really spent the last half an hour hitting the books over this..?

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Jehovah was a Catholic interpretation but the vowels dont exist

My cousin is an elder
Smoked too much dope and lost the plot was a nice guy until he went fulltime magazine salesmen

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

SHUT UP YOU D.H’s
Get back on topic.

= Tool.

 

[Hawk Dork]

SHUT UP YOU D.H’s
Get back on topic.
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Surely Aladin is about demons

 

[Bender_]

Fake tan, no. But organising gay orgies at his place is fine.

 

[chefmeister]

Jehovah was a Catholic interpretation but the vowels dont exist

My cousin is an elder
Smoked too much dope and lost the plot was a nice guy until he went fulltime magazine salesmen

**** that.

Surely Aladin is about demons

Absolutely, magic is the devil’s handiwork.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Fake tan, no. But organising gay orgies at his place is fine.

Your repressed desire to eat grapes off the abs of flawless masculine specimens is well documented. NTTAWWT.

 

[Wosh]

Your repressed desire to eat grapes off the abs of flawless masculine specimens is well documented. NTTAWWT.

Oh so this is an Eagles thing, I thought it was just me.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Oh so this is an Eagles thing, I thought it was just me.

Nothin repressed about your desire.

 

[Wosh]

Nothin repressed about your desire.

Not when it comes to grapes, I love grapes.