Song Contest Part XII, Host: roo2macca, Theme: Precious Gems/Metals Noms Due: Monday 8:00pm AEST

[Wosh]

Premiums not up to date Woosh?

F***ing public health

 

[Wosh]

Lol schmaltz. Will be using

In Europe schmaltz is goose fat

 

[Wosh]

Doctor has come and taken a swab, he's gone to pop it under the microscope to check for whores..

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Lol schmaltz. Will be using

Maudlin dreck is a good option too.

 

[RelaxMax]

Maudlin Dreck is a good option too.

Oh I like that one

 

[raskolnikov]

Anyway. Didn't that thousand years song win that wedding round? As if that's not schmaltzy.

 

[Ulahoopski]

I pay my Medicare levy via my tax return. Private health insurance can GAGF.

In my experience private hospitals are more concerned about profits than patients. Got me buggered why people think private health care is a better option. We have one of the best public healthcare systems on the planet.

 

[por_please_ya]

Anyway. Didn't that thousand years song win that wedding round? As if that's not schmaltzy.

No I think 'Only You' by Yazoo won that! But Christina Perri got 3rd. Go figure

 

[RelaxMax]

Doctor has come and taken a swab, he's gone to pop it under the microscope to check for whores..

I suspect my results are going to appear on last night's casualties list

 

[Ulahoopski]

Doctor has come and taken a swab, he's gone to pop it under the microscope to check for whores..

Just checked with pathology and there have been 16 previous cases of White Stripitis. Isolation rooms are full. Try again Woosh.

 

[Wosh]

Just checked with pathology and there have been 16 previous cases of White Stripitis. Isolation rooms are full. Try again Woosh.

Bugger, I thought the bar was set at 20

 

[Ulahoopski]

I suspect my results are going to appear on last night's casualties list

Yep, you're in dire straits - whorabilis virus rampant. Let me now if those antibiotics help you find another nom.

 

[Wosh]

It’s a f***ing whore plague!

 

[RelaxMax]

Ain't nobody got time for that

 

[Wosh]

After a full frontal lobotomy I am IN

 

[GreyCrow]

My prognosis was borderline but I am filling out the forms at admissions and expect a bed with a fluffy pillow and bed-baths recommended

 

[RelaxMax]

After a full frontal lobotomy I am IN

I'll be up in the viewing gallery eating Junior Mints

 

[DroopStDanny]

Ha ha. You've all got syphilis.

 

[Wosh]

I'll be up in the viewing gallery eating Junior Mints

 

[RelaxMax]

Ha ha. You've all got syphilis.

Heh

I read that and immediately thought of Lucky Luciano (Boardwalk Empire)

 

[Agent93]

FFS Ula my nom's been waiting all of 6 minutes for approval.

#medianhostever

 

[Ulahoopski]

The proctologist has just removed the biggest Tool he's seen so far straight out of Plugger's rectum. Awaiting new admission Plugger35

 

[Plugger35]

I'd hardly call this song a whore, it wasn't even released as a single.

 

[Ulahoopski]

I'd hardly call this song a whore, it wasn't even released as a single.

How many times do we have to do this? Whores refer to over nommed artists. Tool nommed 17 times with 10 top ten placings. Whoriest of whore bands anywhore. I want diversity in this list, not the same ol

 

[Loonerty]

How many times do we have to do this? Whores refer to over nommed artists. Tool nommed 17 times with 10 top ten placings. Whoriest of whore bands anywhore. I want diversity in this list, not the same ol

To you, yeah. But pretty much everyone else has a different definition of whore.