FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[BEEG]

NOOOOOOOOO just because I never gave you the Dane Swan video you perv

Come on mate don't be so modest you have given me all the spoilers for the big shows, sharing is caring

The Swanny vid comes up when Morganashlee calls

 

[BEEG]

DapperJong

Give us a quick rundown of each person and what you think of them we might only be seeing a certain side

Example

Mike is a cocky w***er who is just a sex pest boys club type of guy.
Ning real good person who is made to look like she can fly off the handle at any time.

 

[Shell]

No there are couple two new couples

They get their own wedding etc

It's "legitimised" by the experts saying maybe it'll be good to have the support of couples who have already been in the experiment for a few weeks.

They aren't really intruders at all. It's a stupid name.

Lol wtf. Hahaha what a load of shit.

Love it

 

[DapperJong]

DapperJong

Give us a quick rundown of each person and what you think of them we might only be seeing a certain side

Example

Mike is a cocky w***er who is just a sex pest boys club type of guy.
Ning real good person who is made to look like she can fly off the handle at any time.

hahaha I will but no time atm

 

[Shell]

If they really wanna spice things up they should have a traffic light party, nip/tuck style

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

hahaha I will but no time atm

I think you need to reassess your priorities mate

 

[Shell]

If they really wanna spice things up they should have a traffic light party, nip/tuck style

With an ambulance on standy by for Matthew

 

[DapperJong]

hahaha I will but no time atm

and just on this:

DAPPER'S AMA RULES:

I AM BUSY TONIGHT AND TOMORROW MORNING SO,

I AM IGNORING QUESTIONS UNTIL ABOUT LUNCH TIME TOMORROW AND ESPECIALLY DURING MY EPISODE. I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH YOU campaignerS.

I WILL BE GIVING YOU A FAQ SHEET SO YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS THAT ARE STUPID/THINGS WE ALREADY KNOW

I WILL BE FAVOURING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE EDITING PROCESS AND HOW THE EP WAS CONSTRUCTED.

IF YOUR QUESTION IS DEEMED SILLY BY ME I WILL NOT ANSWER IT.

AMA STARTS AT ABOUT 1PM TOMOZ

 

[Shell]

Ok no need to shout jesus

 

[DapperJong]

Ok no need to shout jesus

I will still get about 30 silly questions

 

[BEEG]

hahaha I will but no time atm

Awesome thanks tag me when you do.

 

[Boohemian]

Ok no need to shout jesus

His name is Dapper Jong btw, not Jesus.

 

[Royces Hart]

DapperJong having seen Matt not die from touching vagina, does this give you the confidence to leave the editing suite and have sex with a real woman?

 

[DapperJong]

DapperJong having seen Matt not die from touching vagina, does this give you the confidence to leave the editing suite and have sex with a real woman?

He does die.

 

[DapperJong]

oh **** spoiler

 

[Belnakor]

Unfortunately those two fall into the boring successful couple category

I feel like this year they really tried to have a foot in both camps, in that they have selected 2-3 reasonable couples with a reasonable chance of success (so they can start saying "WE KNOW THIS WORKS" like they did in previous series).

Then they have gone out and selected the most dysfunctional/undateable people in the known universe. Jess/Ines etc are Davina on steroids, no doubt there is internal briefings where they were looking for "Davina types" to spice up the show.

 

[DapperJong]

no doubt there is internal briefings where they were looking for "Davina types" to spice up the show.

yep

gotta have a villain

but Ines is proving even too much for ch 9 hehehe

 

[Belnakor]

yep

gotta have a villain

but Ines is proving even too much for ch 9 hehehe

Davina was a rare find imho. She is actually quite clever, she was running rings around Tracey Jewel.

They have tried to replicate but the current crop are just crude/crass fame whores.

 

[DapperJong]

Davina was a rare find imho. She is actually quite clever, she was running rings around Tracey Jewel.

They have tried to replicate but the current crop are just crude/crass fame whores.

I rate Ines higher than Davina. She was gross. For pure entertainment value, I can't take my eyes off Ines.

 

[Royces Hart]

I rate Ines higher than Davina. She was gross. For pure entertainment value, I can't take my eyes off Ines.

Who did Ines tell to suck her dick?

 

[DapperJong]

Who did Ines tell to suck her dick?

Everyone collectively but in an interview. Not actually at anyone.

 

[WCErevival]

What's Davina up to these days anyway?

 

[Strange Cat]

Everyone collectively but in an interview. Not actually at anyone.

Did anyone take up the offer?

 

[Chris_6678]

Did Ines leave her brain and heart in the refugee camp?

 

[Del191229]

I rate Ines higher than Davina. She was gross. For pure entertainment value, I can't take my eyes off Ines.

Yeah, every time Ines is about to get boring as just a little sociopath, she comes out with some excellent quite creative line that makes her interesting again.