Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 8 - Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park

[Sausages]

And for the Warriors, you may not be aware that I am 96 games away from playing my 100th career game.

If you could organise a nice reception at a 5 star venue to celebrate this milestone, I'd be happy to attend and share the highs and lows of my stellar career.

 

[Sausages]

Because I care, I have read up on the Warriors history (from the link in this season's club post) and the Wiki. Impressive. I DO like the colours (being a Luton Town man).

Bit concerned about the ground though - I mean, the capacity is fine - I'm just interested to know what the actual facilities are? Can I get a Kopi Luwak coffee anywhere close to the ground? Does the menu offered at the ground offer the World's Best Sausage, a pork, truffle and provolone cheese delicacy?

These are important considerations.

 

[RelaxMax]

Morning Baz, lurking Bears and Warriors.

I, Sausages, will be your conduit to all things related to GG. But, I shall be selective in what I share about these MIGHTY GUARDIANS OF TRUTH, for I don't wish to render you to the state of drooling idiocy too early in the piece.

I kicked my first SFA goal on the weekend, so I've clearly struck a rich vein of form

In all fairness... Woosh recruited me in such a state "as is"

P.S I have the same teddy in your avatar image, pristine condition, never been used

 

[RelaxMax]

Except the logo is VFL, not AFL

 

[Sausages]

In all fairness... Woosh recruited me in such a state "as is"

P.S I have the same teddy in your avatar image, pristine condition, never been used

I am emotional in many ways at this post - that your drooling predates exposure to GG and the comment on my "teddy"

IT'S A ****ING LION, YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT AND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME RILED UP IN A VAIN EFFORT TO GET ME REPORTED WHEN I SHIRTFRONT YOU IN YOUR TEAM HUDDLE

 

[Barrybran]

Does the menu offered at the ground offer the World's Best Sausage

Mate, the world's best sausage is available at Stadium In The Sky.

 

[RelaxMax]

I am emotional in many ways at this post - that your drooling predates exposure to GG and the comment on my "teddy"

IT'S A ******* LION, YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT AND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME RILED UP IN A VAIN EFFORT TO GET ME REPORTED WHEN I SHIRTFRONT YOU IN YOUR TEAM HUDDLE

I wouldn't say my effort was vain (in or otherwise)

P.S said "teddy" has no tail

 

[Sausages]

Mate, the world's best sausage is available at Stadium In The Sky.

Indeed Baz - we offer that sausage on the menu (clearly you haven't been looking at the FINE DINING section )

That's ok - sausages are not everyone's cup of Kopi Luwak

 

[pantskyle]

Because I care, I have read up on the Warriors history (from the link in this season's club post) and the Wiki. Impressive. I DO like the colours (being a Luton Town man).

Bit concerned about the ground though - I mean, the capacity is fine - I'm just interested to know what the actual facilities are? Can I get a Kopi Luwak coffee anywhere close to the ground? Does the menu offered at the ground offer the World's Best Sausage, a pork, truffle and provolone cheese delicacy?

These are important considerations.

Luton Town

 

[pantskyle]

Mate, the world's best sausage is available at Stadium In The Sky.

When I designed the Stadium in the Sky I was called a mad man, how the hell would it stay in the air for so long? Little did the naysayers know it runs completely off of the hot air that the Bear players blow.

 

[RelaxMax]

Because I care, I have read up on the Warriors history (from the link in this season's club post) and the Wiki. Impressive. I DO like the colours (being a Luton Town man).

Bit concerned about the ground though - I mean, the capacity is fine - I'm just interested to know what the actual facilities are? Can I get a Kopi Luwak coffee anywhere close to the ground? Does the menu offered at the ground offer the World's Best Sausage, a pork, truffle and provolone cheese delicacy?

These are important considerations.

How about International Roast (served Luke Warm), home-made sausage rolls and a stale cheese sanga (with the crusts cut off)

 

[Tommycash]

Oh great, this team

 

[Sausages]

I wouldn't say my effort was vain (in or otherwise)

P.S said "teddy" has no tail

I'm calm. Relaxed. Sedate. Pacific.

 

[Sausages]

How about International Roast (served Luke Warm), home-made sausage rolls and a stale cheese sanga (with the crusts cut off)

I tell ya....THE SACRIFICES YOU HAVE TO MAKE AS AN SFA PROFESSIONAL....sheesh.....JWS, can we bring the catering team? Or is that beyond our budget for this game?

(Fine, if I have to - but there'll be no Kopi Luwak or truffle and provolone cheese sausages for YOU when you visit us )

 

[pantskyle]

Oh great, this team

If you walk into a match thread with this attitude you should walk straight back out.

 

[Sausages]

When I designed the Stadium in the Sky I was called a mad man, how the hell would it stay in the air for so long? Little did the naysayers know it runs completely off of the hot air that the Bear players blow.

It's a propulsion system that Stark Industries would be interested in acquiring - this would, in turn, make you very wealthy.

But I'm sure you are above such earthly concerns as wealth

 

[RelaxMax]

I tell ya....THE SACRIFICES YOU HAVE TO MAKE AS AN SFA PROFESSIONAL....sheesh.....JWS, can we bring the catering team? Or is that beyond our budget for this game?

(Fine, if I have to - but there'll be no Kopi Luwak or truffle and provolone cheese sausages for YOU when you visit us )

I'll have you know I make excellent sausage rolls ifyoudon'tmind thankyousoverymuch

(Right down to the tiny little pieces of cut-up Fitzroy teddy I like to add for that extra saltiness)

 

[RelaxMax]

If you walk into a match thread with this attitude you should walk straight back out.

been there and shoulda done that

 

[pantskyle]

It's a propulsion system that Stark Industries would be interested in acquiring - this would, in turn, make you very wealthy.

But I'm sure you are above such earthly concerns as wealth

As the number 1 player in the league I am currently rolling in Qooins.

 

[Dav]

Off for a spot of golf this afternoon, let's see what all the fuss is about.

 

[RookiePick]

BIG shout out to RookiePick and Fizzler, both notching up their 100th games!! You couldn't get two less similar qootballers- Fizz is dedicated, task-driven, scrupulous, focused, adaptive., whilst The Pick is... none of those things.

So we'll be celebrating in every fashion this week, just to make sure we got yas both covered. I'm starting by watching Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs in 3D underwater while they feed N20 through my SCUBA mouthpiece every 90 seconds.




Hi Warriors you plastic pieces of trash.

This guy reminds me too much of the Matera92 bloke. makes me uneasy...

 

[RelaxMax]

Off for a spot of golf this afternoon, let's see what all the fuss is about.

Perfect day for it

 

[Dav]

Perfect day for it

I wish...

 

[MWPP]

Off for a spot of golf this afternoon, let's see what all the fuss is about.

Also Test Tickle if we’re still doing team golf this Sunday then my offer to be the caddy still stands.

 

[Sausages]

I'll have you know I make excellent sausage rolls ifyoudon'tmind thankyousoverymuch

(Right down to the tiny little pieces of cut-up Fitzroy teddy I like to add for that extra saltiness)

There's at least 2 relevant responses available to me at this point:

1 - You sir, are an evil man, destined to burn in a fiery hell for an eternity

OR

2 - I'm gonna bite your face campaigner

And because I think too much is never enough, I shall select both of them

Sausage rolls....? WITH LITTLE BITS OF ROYS LION IN THEM???

Have you no shame? Is it not just that I query your HUMANITY? MUST I LIBERALLY DOLE OUT THE HARSHNESS???