Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[spookism]

Evening friends.

Warming up for End Game with a rewatch of Infinity War.

It is my wish that Thanos's snap dusts all those that refuse the multi-quote and also those that manage to get possessions and goals for the Swamprats.

I'm keen to have an easy win this weekend.

 

[Far Kern]

I've got plenty of teenager conversations too, some of them mildly interesting (sorry SarahSmiles)

Unfortunately, the majority are on Snapchat (for the older citizens, Snapchat is a messaging service where images are sent and once viewed are instantly deleted)

Regardless of what is apparent, are you certain that this is true?

The correct answer is no.

 

[philreich]

Evening friends.

Warming up for End Game with a rewatch of Infinity War.

It is my wish that Thanos's snap dusts all those that refuse the multi-quote and also those that manage to get possessions and goals for the Swamprats.

I'm keen to have an easy win this weekend.

Who was it who sang, "You can't always get what you want?"

 

[sportsmaniac89]

By the way sporty - you may be interested to know that I'm considering putting $10 on Bangladesh winning the upcoming cricket World Cup - reason being that a mate sent me this via email last week, "There's more chance of Bangladesh winning the World Cup than there is of Fremantle beating GWS in Canberra." Whoops.......

Your mate wasn't the only one fooled. I didn't think we'd win in Canberra either...still not sure how to process that fact either just quietly.

That's not fair!!! I talked to a girl...
Once...
A long long time ago...
Yep, I'm gonna be alone forever

Last I checked, a doll doesn't count

 

[Sparkle]

That's not fair!!! I talked to a girl...
Once...
A long long time ago...
Yep, I'm gonna be alone forever

You're not the only one

 

[philreich]

You're not the only one

So you're saying that there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you keep getting the ones that John West rejects?

 

[por_please_ya]

Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate ) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol

 

[MWPP]

Can confirm all of the above and more por_please_ya
I'm glad I've been there for the journey
Will you ever publish your book though?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

So you're saying that there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you keep getting the ones that John West rejects?

It's the ones that John West rejects, that makes John West the best

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

What the hell is going on?

And I thought things couldn't get any worse than the Taylor Swift discussion

philreich tell me a joke

sportsmaniac89 do your melty thing

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

That's not fair!!! I talked to a girl...
Once...
A long long time ago...
Yep, I'm gonna be alone forever

You're not the only one

Have you two just gone EMO?

That's still a thing right?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

What the hell is going on?

And I thought things couldn't get any worse than the Taylor Swift discussion

philreich tell me a joke

sportsmaniac89 do your melty thing

I'm no philreich but I'll try my best...
2 clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we're doing this joke wrong..."

 

[por_please_ya]

Can confirm all of the above and more por_please_ya
I'm glad I've been there for the journey
Will you ever publish your book though?

LOL I'm not sure.... I might never haha.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Have you two just gone EMO?

That's still a thing right?

I think nowadays it's being woke or something to that effect.

Not sure if emo is still a thing or not

What the hell is going on?

And I thought things couldn't get any worse than the Taylor Swift discussion

philreich tell me a joke

sportsmaniac89 do your melty thing

I would if I needed to make some pizza. Unfortunately tonight, I'm sitting back following the discussion in the Admin thread, keeping track of this thread and pondering life.

And they say men can't multi-task...

 

[philreich]

Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate ) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol

Oh so wise for one so young (compared to me you still qualify as a youngster). Consider a comment my future father in law once told me: long before I became interested in his daughter, "It's FAR better to remain single, than to get married and wish you hadn't!!!"

 

[por_please_ya]

LOL sorry for getting all sappy The Jesus

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate ) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol

Now THIS, this right here is a much better love story than Twilight!

 

[por_please_ya]

Oh so wise for one so young (compared to me you still qualify as a youngster). Consider a comment my future father in law once told me: long before I became interested in his daughter, "It's FAR better to remain single, than to get married and wish you hadn't!!!"

Very sage advice!

 

[por_please_ya]

Now THIS, this right here is a much better love story than Twilight!

Now I truly feel like I've succeeded in life.

 

[MWPP]

You both seem like great lads More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here

You took the words right out of my mouth

 

[MWPP]

Now THIS, this right here is a much better love story than Twilight!

#teamJacob
amirite por_please_ya ?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

LOL sorry for getting all sappy The Jesus

I'm trying to enjoy a delicious Burra Brewing co Pale Ale and I threw up in mouth a little

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Oh so wise for one so young (compared to me you still qualify as a youngster). Consider a comment my future father in law once told me: long before I became interested in his daughter, "It's FAR better to remain single, than to get married and wish you hadn't!!!"

I can confirm this

 

[MWPP]

LOL sorry for getting all sappy The Jesus

Don't apologise. If The Jesus wants to compete with my billy record, he needs to be schooled in sappiness

Oh so wise for one so young (compared to me you still qualify as a youngster). Consider a comment my future father in law once told me: long before I became interested in his daughter, "It's FAR better to remain single, than to get married and wish you hadn't!!!"

Very sage advice!

Indeed. And timely advice too!
I'm not even a romantic, but that's my favourite sort of love story philreich - friends first

 

[AceAndy]

Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate ) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol

Did not expect to see this in a Match thread. Very wise advice though.