Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[sportsmaniac89]

I've found my new favourite subreddit
r/powerwashingporn

Say what now?

 

[Ant Bear]

Is Nunez a swampie?

Recording music atm

Ooooh that's awesome I bet he gets a good echo from the sewage pipes.

Porps, you will pay real money to hear Nunez sing.

Whisper is, he will be performing at the SFA Grand Final half-time extravaganza Underground this season.

 

[Ant Bear]

I really would like the opportunity to **** around with you. “Winter is coming” actually means something to me. I have a short window to do lots of stuff.

The good side is that I have finally figured out what I have that others might want and how to barter...

Congratulations, you have discovered prostitution Underground

 

[Sparkle]

Whisper is, he will be performing at the SFA Grand Final half-time extravaganza Underground this season.

Is the Grand Final being played Underground this season? I'm not going to lie, Dun Lop is a lot nicer to hold the Grand Final

 

[Sparkle]

Congratulations, you have discovered prostitution Underground

What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."

 

[jackster83]

That was an...interesting...24 hours!

Brace yourselves, I'm catching up

 

[Ant Bear]

Evening friends.

Warming up for End Game with a rewatch of Infinity War.

It is my wish that Thanos's snap dusts all those that refuse the multi-quote and also those that manage to get possessions and goals for the Swamprats.

Earlier today/last night, it was as if this was happening to me in slow motion.

But somehow, I have survived. And here we are.

 

[Ant Bear]

What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."

Just helping Loonerty with his Underground handballs fascination

 

[Loonerty]

Wow.

Intentionally hindering someone trying to do an honest interesting media thread isn't exactly admin behaviour.

 

[Ant Bear]

Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate ) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

I just went all Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

Now I'm praying for the end of time

Underground

 

[por_please_ya]

I just went all Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

Now I'm praying for the end of time

Underground

Good thing you live there already lol

 

[Ant Bear]

What's our policy on singing?

I mean, we already know our policy on dabbing, isn't that right Ant Bear?

I think that Far Kern should make a vow to dab IRL if we win this week, and organise philreich to photograph him for proof.

Underground Captaincy 101

 

[Ant Bear]

Wow.

Intentionally hindering someone trying to do an honest interesting media thread isn't exactly admin behaviour.

There is a place for Underground in just about every sentence. What a wonderful word.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."

Could be worse...could be busy going through a lot of letters in the alphabet to come up with a stadium name.

 

[Ant Bear]

Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...

This is good, when you're on the same team as Firestarter, you need lots of aloe vera

 

[philreich]

I think that Far Kern should make a vow to dab IRL if we win this week, and organise philreich to photograph him for proof.

Underground Captaincy 101

More than happy to do so, and I'll send the photo to Dingster.

 

[philreich]

What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."

Who said that - Qruce McQavaney?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Who said that - Qruce McQavaney?

It was actually Qasil Qempilas you might find...that's the sort of stupid shit he'd say

 

[Ant Bear]

More than happy to do so, and I'll send the photo to Dingster.

This all happened on the night that drazah left us

 

[Nunez]

Porps, you will pay real money to hear Nunez sing.

Whisper is, he will be performing at the SFA Grand Final half-time extravaganza Underground this season.

Unfortunately not looking likely. I've been negotiating the pay for the half time show but so far no badges have been offered, and as a badge whore that's all I really care about.

 

[Ant Bear]

Unfortunately not looking likely. I've been negotiating the pay for the half time show but so far no badges have been offered, and as a badge whore that's all I really care about.

Busking outside the ground, then?

 

[philreich]

My all time favourite phone message belonged to Graham Gooch - it said, "I'm currently out: probably LBW to Alderman."

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Busking outside the ground, then?

I actually heard he was going to go Stephen Kernahan style

 

[Sparkle]

My all time favourite phone message belonged to Graham Gooch - it said, "I'm currently out: probably LBW to Alderman."

This is my favourite:




Closely followed by the ones where you pretend to answer by saying something like 'Hello! Hello! I can't hear you!' and so on

 

[jackster83]

Unfortunately not looking likely. I've been negotiating the pay for the half time show but so far no badges have been offered, and as a badge whore that's all I really care about.

We're bringing in the big guns: