SQUIB OF THE YEAR 2019 - NOMINATIONS THREAD

[EaglesVille]

Two minutes in to the first quarter of the Western Derby in round 4?

yes the rd 4 derby. about 18.50 on the the clock , first quarter. langdon grubbers the ball along the ground out of defence.
mundy is running onto it . hurn coming the other way

 

[Fuller McCallister]

I’d like to nominate the entire port pufferlaide fan base from est 1997 to present..

They’ve never been a very large or engaged fan base however they are very vocal at the smallest sign of succes and as their Puffering name suggests they completely disappear at the slightest sense of any hardship or strain..
Such shit posters include: smithy7 Nelso and WillemDaDrew (formerly known as beatsoff) this is a triple nom and will be monitoring your support in regard with your clubs success.

Hence why there are no puffers on the bay.. MASSIVE SQUIB!!

HANG.YOUR. HEADS. IN. SHAME

 

[Purple Suit]

Tex Walker has killed this thread....I thought he couldn't hurt a fly.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Gill McLachlan for squibbing that apology

 

[Wosh]

Surely Essendon get a nom for squibbing an ambulance for a possibly injured player

 

[Jazny]

Continuing the Melbourne tradition of dominating this award, Christian Pretrifiedacca gets a nom for this effort against Fremantle

 

[Wosh]

Continuing the Melbourne tradition of dominating this award, Christian Pretrifiedacca gets a nom for this effort against Fremantle

Pretrifiedacca

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Thought Michael Walters put in a much more convincing performance.

 

[footy4ever]

Tom potato Porkins.

Was terrified of the ball all game.

Played like a fat pie-eating-campaigner.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Surely Essendon get a nom for squibbing an ambulance for a possibly injured player

Ambulance officers tend to have this annoying habit of insisting 'vitamins' have been cleared for human consumption.

 

[The Wrecker]

'Floppy' Walters is the clubhouse leader after his efforts on the weekend.

 

[Jazny]

I don't see the Walters squib or flop. When did it happen?

 

[The Wrecker]

I don't see the Walters squib or flop. When did it happen?

Michael Walters constant diving

So many flogs down Freo way, no wonder they now base themselves in Cockburn. Walters is now the preeminent diver in the AFL. WC and WP pretty much guarantees you're a double flog.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Laphroaig]

Thought Michael Walters put in a much more convincing performance.

Yeah nah.

Jones is a pretend tough guy and Walters pretended to take a hit.

The pure symmetry of it is hauntingly beautiful

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yeah nah.

Jones is a pretend tough guy and Walters pretended to take a hit.

The pure symmetry of it is hauntingly beautiful

And commented on by a pretend intellectual who follows a pretend powerhouse. Hauntingly beautiful, indeed.

 

[harry000]

I don't see the Walters squib or flop. When did it happen?

Just watch the game and theres one every few minutes.

 

[Laphroaig]

And commented on by a pretend intellectual who follows a pretend powerhouse. Hauntingly beautiful, indeed.

Ahh. A double deflection with a play the man half twist.

Well executed.

 

[OnTheRocks]

Gill surely wins it this round?

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Hawthorn fans squibbed the MCG.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Ahh. A double deflection with a play the man half twist.

Well executed.

You dribble so much shit, that you use toilet paper to wipe the drool from your mouth.

 

[Laphroaig]

You dribble so much ****, that you use toilet paper to wipe the drool from your mouth.

The second play the man just ruins the possibility of a decent score from the Mexican judge.

And it was really shit too. It would be surprising if that crap got better than 6 from anybody.

Try harder.

 

[Jazny]

Posting here to remind myself to post the Levi Greenwood squib

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Posting here to remind myself to post the Levi Greenwood squib

Why limit it to Levi? The entire team squibbed it.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

And it was really **** too. It would be surprising if that crap got better than 6 from anybody.

Try harder.

Tell that to the Blues

 

[Wosh]

Sicily





Jazny there’s a timestamp so you can make a better quality gif.