SQUIB OF THE YEAR 2019 - NOMINATIONS THREAD

[Kangaroos4eva]

I would like to nominate the entire Collingwood Football Club for being a bunch of soft pea-hearted squibs.

They would be all sleeping with the light on for the next few nights.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Levi Greenwood squibbing a contest against Shaun bloody Atley of all people.

 

[AFDogs]

Levi Greenwood squibbing a contest against Shaun bloody Atley of all people.

I preferred seeing the Shaun Atley attack on the footy over the squib here.

 

[Jazny]

Sicily

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Jazny there’s a timestamp so you can make a better quality gif.

Number 15 from west coast added to the sqoty noms for that coward punch on sicily

 

[Wosh]

Number 15 from west coast added to the sqoty noms for that coward punch on sicily

 

[Wosh]

Jazny wait I meant this one!



Courtesy of jooce8891

 

[Jazny]

I will update the thread tomorrow! I am in bed trying to sleep right now but the wind is howling outside and i hear branches tapping at the window and the flloor boards are creaking I feel like a melbourne player hearing footsteps!

 

[chelseacarlton]

Lol
Nat Fyfe
Sqibbed the little fella and tried to trip but ended up on his arse and got owned by Jack Silvlasagnani.
Sweet as a Portuguese Tart on a cold day!

 

[Jazny]

Three pretty bad squibs on the one weekend! I might remove the Luke Davies Uniake one from the OP which wasn't too bad, and add the weekend ones Looks like a lot of competition this year!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Levi Greenwood squibbing a contest against Shaun bloody Atley of all people.

WOW WEE that is up there with Tex Balker.

 

[Jazny]

Thread has been updated for the Squib Extravaganza round! I had some help from Alpha T2M who renamed some of the players while I looked away in disgust and I refuse to look at my once beautiful OP now

 

[Wosh]

Thread has been updated for the Squib Extravaganza round! I had some help from Alpha T2M who renamed some of the players while I looked away in disgust and I refuse to look at my once beautiful OP now

Are you able to make a better gif of the Fyfe one? Mine was just lifted and I’d love to see it in it’s true HD glory.

 

[Jazny]

Are you able to make a better gif of the Fyfe one? Mine was just lifted and I’d love to see it in it’s true HD glory.

I like the snow globe though #AdorableSquad

I will fix it later

 

[richoatthedisco]

Josh Thomas
Mason Coxless
Adam Treloar

 

[Purple Suit]

Jazny wait I meant this one!

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Getting fooled and embarrassed by over committing and missing a tackle isn't actually a squib. See Tex Walker under the Oxford dictionary if you need more info on what a squib is.

 

[Wosh]

Getting fooled and embarrassed by over committing and missing a tackle isn't actually a squib. See Tex Walker under the Oxford dictionary if you need more info on what a squib is.

 

[Jazny]

Getting fooled and embarrassed by over committing and missing a tackle isn't actually a squib. See Tex Walker under the Oxford dictionary if you need more info on what a squib is.

I didn't realise that softly holding out one very limp arm was considered "overcommiting to a tackle" in Fremantle

Guys I am thinking that Conner Rozee's squib is the next to go if we get too many more noms. thoughts?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Jazny please look at 3:02 left in the 3rd qtr cats v dog.
I think I saw bont soil his pants.

 

[Jazny]

Jazny please look at 3:02 left in the 3rd qtr cats v dog.
I think I saw bont soil his pants.

I just checked. He flinched quite a bit but I dont think it will be in the top 10 squibs because he still took the mark. He just didnt get the contact he thought was coming.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I just checked. He flinched quite a bit but I dont think it will be in the top 10 squibs because he still took the mark. He just didnt get the contact he thought was coming.

Contact from the nearest player who was 20 meters away?
He pooped and pooped them hard.
But there is some good competition this year.

 

[Big Cox 88]

Walters flopping and squibbing like a salmon.

 

[Jazny]

Walters flopping and squibbing like a salmon.

Need to include like a time reference for when it happened or I can't find it.

 

[Breustiful]

Adam Treloar

Absolutely shat in the 3rd on friday with oncoming traffic right on the boundary.
Unfortunately, he wore white shorts. Fortunately, he had a spare.

 

[Bigeasy]

Need to include like a time reference for when it happened or I can't find it.

Try these, 1.01, 1.13, 2.01, 2.22, 3.10, 3.12, 3.13, 4.0, 4.17, 4.54.

That's the first 5 minutes. Let me know if you need more examples.

 

[theyellowsash]

Number 15 from west coast added to the sqoty noms for that coward punch on sicily

Im nominating Cunnington for sqibbing the contest and punching Gresham in the gut instead of beating him on merit.