Official Match Thread S29 Round 1: Gold City Royals vs Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[Noobz0r]

Can we get through this match thread without any Harry Potter references?

 

[Test Tickle]

 

[Cesoir]

I am looking forward to a rematch...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Can we get through this match thread without any Harry Potter references?

Why, it would take a philosophers stone to answer this.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I am looking forward to a rematch...

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Not as beardy as I imagined.

 

[Kapow!!!]

ND: Right, moving on. Filth, you’ve brought in spookism from the Hawks and you have a returning player named Kapow!! (Whom I’ve never heard of) First, can you please tell us a bit about the latter? How will both of these posters improve you, on and off field?

TFW: We've been pretty pleased to bring across spooks. Obviously, I've played with him before having recruited him initially to the Hawks, he's a good mate and I think has come off a return to form season which I'm hoping to take full advantage of. Kapow!!! really impressed the Royals scouts on the Fremantle tour - he's a league "old head", having played 74 games back in the golden years for the Gumbies, Sharks and Dockers but to be honest you wouldn't know it, he looks like a rookie and we've struck gold with a mature-ager. ​

I seem to recall I was so excited for the Interview with Royals recruiters I waited for them outside...

 

[CakeEater]

Hi bears hi royals.

It's good to be home.

Sad that JoshWoodenSpoon is no longer playing for the bears

He was your only active poster wasn't he?

 

[CakeEater]

I seem to recall I was so excited for the Interview with Royals recruiters I waited for them outside...View attachment 812194

We've renoed the front since then.

 

[Kapow!!!]

Why, it would take a philosophers stone to answer this.

Is it too early in the season to request a trade?

 

[MrPremiership]

am I late?

 

[GreyCrow]

am I late?

You tell us

 

[Marlowe]

This is the year Royals finally arrive on the scene.

 

[AceAndy]

Gee playing a lone hand here Test Tickle

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Gee playing a lone hand here Test Tickle

Oh look the S28 premiership team has arrived.

 

[Matera92]

 

[CakeEater]

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I look fwd to you explaining GST on a birthday cake in this thread

 

[Easty]

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We're Royals - if anyone knows how to rort the tax system it's us.

 

[GreyCrow]

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Oh look the cavalry has arrived

 

[Kapow!!!]

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Can somebody please read this one out loud to me? I'm too hungover to be able to read any font other than Times New Roman or Arial. I think it's something something luxury, something something luxury, something something self congratulatory wank, something something Bat symbol.

Am I close? (Not the first time I've asked that today)

 

[Kennedy Parker]

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Yep.

Luxury tax is a tax placed on goods considered expensive, unnecessary and non-essential.

https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/ng/Documents/tax/inside-tax/ng-luxury-tax-what-is-the-end-game.pdf

 

[Kapow!!!]

Yep.

https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/ng/Documents/tax/inside-tax/ng-luxury-tax-what-is-the-end-game.pdf

What really sucks here is that that's memory space in both the digital and the cerebral sense I just wasted on something I was able to infer from a Monopoly card.

 

[Test Tickle]

Eat em alive Bears

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[GreyCrow]

MWPP

There goes the no Harry Potter comments

 

[kane249]

Another season already, time to switch to the diet cocaine again from the full calorie stuff

 

[Art Vandelay_]

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I believe the most popular option has been the 1000 monthly payments plan.