Banter RDT 149 - Quinz Mowing

[Dazzler9]

Have a look at this

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It's surprising that finger breaks don't happen more often in footy.

 

[avishka5]

Biggie I’m no doctor but that doesn’t look too good.


Nah jokes big fella. Hope your doing ok. Would have hurt like a mofo.

 

[avishka5]

I know this isolation is rough but I never thought I’d see the RDT turn into a sexting thread

This thread helped me find my wife but it also helped her find her coworker.



I’m not sure if the RDT is a blessing or a curse.

 

[Luuuc]

Biggie I’m no doctor but that doesn’t look too good.

I'm no doctor either but doctors always ask me how I know so much. And I'm pretty sure that dislocation is going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear. If not, just give her some hydroxychloroquine, shitloads of sunlight, and 500 cc's of intravenous Domestos.

 

[TY24]

Have a look at this

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Just pop her back in mate she’ll be right.

Nah that’s a damn shame, hope she recovers swiftly

 

[TY24]

This thread helped me find my wife but it also helped her find her coworker.



I’m not sure if the RDT is a blessing or a curse.

Man I’m really striking out on this website aren’t I

 

[Abed]

I just want to be left alone now. That's a position I'm much more at ease with. Everyone wants what they don't have.

Time to whip out the chess line.

 

[Dazzler9]

Time to whip out the chess line.

Whip out the what, now?

 

[RookiePick]

Time to whip out the chess line.

King's prawn to Queen's nook.

Checkmate

 

[Abed]

Whip out the what, now?

Didn't you know, Quinz was the year 4 chess champion?

 

[TY24]

The local rozzers just posted this.

Baffling, especially given what happened in Victoria the other night.

 

[avishka5]

Drunk and horny atm. Quinz can i come over and kiss your boob>

 

[DanWCE]

 

[RookiePick]

[emoji51]

No teeth you sick bastard

 

[Truckosaurus]

I'm double-jointed in my thumbs and that x-ray looks disgusting.

 

[Quinz]

Was The Todd from Scrubs the first pansexual representation on TV? Discuss.

 

[Ljp86]

2. I guess A did. She was asking me about a book (Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari, if you haven't read it do yourself a favour) if I've read it, I said I own in and she asks if she can borrow it.

I said sure, she says let's meet at a small carpark near both our houses. Fine. It's fine, probably not the best idea but I'll meet for a brief hello and that's all.

3. Pull up, just us around....

She fu**en pounced hey. Just immediate intensity. Which of course I failed to pull back from because as stated I'm a weak willed flesh sack.

[Removing personal messages because I like to reward those who are early]


Yeah such a gentleman. I am a clown

It was like 5, 10 minutes max and then she goes "I have to go, we'll find a time".

So that's that. I'm marching inexorably towards disaster. I gotta get a ******* grip and pull back.

Well it looks like I missed a few texts. Judging by some of the comments, I take it some body parts were offered for kissing?

 

[Quinz]

[Edited]

 

[Quinz]

Sorry, I meant to say gee whiz look at the time.

 

[DanWCE]

Anyone else doing a driveway dawn service this morning?

 

[Eaglesliveagain]

Was The Todd from Scrubs the first pansexual representation on TV? Discuss.

Have you been listening to the scrubs podcast with Donald and Zac?

 

[Eaglesliveagain]

Anyone else doing a driveway dawn service this morning?

I did with a smattering of people in the street, radio has a delay compared to those using the Interwebs but it was nice. Old duck accross the road came outside near the end. Not sure if she was late or didn't know what was going on

 

[Luuuc]

About 1/4 of our street were out. Was hoping for more but it was still nice to be a part of.

 

[RookiePick]

100% turnout on my street. Glad I didn't decide to pull the pin and stay in bed!

 

[avishka5]

TY24 mate I know you wanna get in on the RDT dating action but this ain't the way.