Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[Bovo]

A dyslexic javelin.

And they are the worst sorts of javelins! Most just stand there unassuming, then a dyslexic one pipes up and starts talking about a sh1t he saw a god do once. Truly head scratching until you finally get it! Bloody dyslexic javelins. Burn them all, I say!

 

[VainGlorious]

GUMBIES FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
ROUND 4 v BAGHDAD BOMBERS


B: bone2468 - Grimesy87 - Spuddd
HB: Genghis Tron - Jivlain - omgfridge
C: Ned Ryerson - EagleOz - StFly
HF: beez - Brick Loosener - saintkildaman
F: NSWCROW - Rodney Dangerfield - BlueE
FOLL: Barrybran - GWS Goose - Riviat

INT: peterss - Taylor

No change

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And to think I refrained from making a holocaust joke a couple of days ago

Why does our coach have to ruin our best player?

He was ruined long before your coach got to him, fridgey.

I joined last year and to say I give a fu** about what happened prior to that would make me a liar.

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Most of us are in Fulham mate and it’s quite easy to get hold of a phone here.
But anyway, please don’t think that me responding to any of your posts is an encouragement to post more.
I’ve currently got poison running through my veins and it’s making me quite sick, but you sir, are making me feel more nauseous than I ever have before

Good luck brother, it’s a necessary poison.

Less than 5 minutes until Jukebox Friday at the Prison.

Edit: anyone know the theme this week?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I can explain my undeserved ruck rover position.
Incriminating photos.
As for the absurd decisions involving moving Rodney Dangerfield out of full forward I assume that is related to match fixing.

I wouldn’t mind if we were in on it.

 

[Pugsley]

Pretty ready to dive into this long weekend

Great movie fridge.

You lot are rocking a few Aaron Finches at the moment too I'd say

Eating a dozen KFC family feasts in a sitting. Yes we do love chicken in Baghdad.

When in Baghdad, do as the Baghdadians do.

Drink the prison toilet water. I hope you are enjoying the added nutrients during your stay. We like our guests to be hydrated.

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They look stagnated mate.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Drink the prison toilet water. I hope you are enjoying the added nutrients during your stay. We like our guests to be hydrated.

Jokes on you, I love the taste of ammonia.

 

[Pugsley]

Jokes on you, I love the taste of ammonia.

Never met her. Nice girl?

 

[GWS Goose]

On an unrelated note, how much of a rip off is Hello fresh.
The food is pretty good, but is virtually the same price as eating out at Cafe/Pub prices.
You still have to cook it and clean up afterwards and it is not any more convenient than just normal cooking.
Have not worked out the appeal.
We are ditching after 1 week.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

On an unrelated note, how much of a rip off is Hello fresh.
The food is pretty good, but is virtually the same price as eating out at Cafe/Pub prices.
You still have to cook it and clean up afterwards and it is not any more convenient than just normal cooking.
Have not worked out the appeal.
We are ditching after 1 week.

If you can find a good grocer that delivers in your area that's the best way to save money I find. We found a place during lockdown that used to supply to restaurants - so their fruit an veg is really top quality. Way cheaper than the supermarkets too.

 

[Robertio]

Jokes on you, I love the taste of ammonia.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

 

[GWS Goose]

If you can find a good grocer that delivers in your area that's the best way to save money I find. We found a place during lockdown that used to supply to restaurants - so their fruit an veg is really top quality. Way cheaper than the supermarkets too.

Our driver was convenience.
Hello Fresh failed to deliver!

 

[Robertio]

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You know it affects your brain, but then again i suppose you don't.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

You know it affects your brain, but then again i suppose you don't.

I know you put a question mark after a question and capitalise the I. Few sparks still firing up there.

 

[Jabba73]

If you can find a good grocer that delivers in your area that's the best way to save money I find. We found a place during lockdown that used to supply to restaurants - so their fruit an veg is really top quality. Way cheaper than the supermarkets too.

Do they deliver up here?

Apples are $7.50kg at the supermarket and have been for some time. Gets a bit expensive when 8 kids are eating one each every day.

 

[Robertio]

I know you put a question mark after a question and capitalise the I. Few sparks still firing up there.

You can do whatever you like mate, makes no difference to me. Noticed as the week goes on you've gotten a bit angsty, and if you try and blame it on the Bombers you're just a sheep.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

You can do whatever you like mate, makes no difference to me. Noticed as the week goes on you've gotten a bit angsty, and if you try and blame it on the Bombers you're just a sheep.

Zero angst, we can hug it out if you want?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Do they deliver up here?

Apples are $7.50kg at the supermarket and have been for some time. Gets a bit expensive when 8 kids are eating one each every day.

Jesus, for that price you'd want them to be laced with something extra good. Granted, not if the kids are eating them at that rate.

 

[VainGlorious]

Zero angst, we can hug it out if you want?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

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Wholesome content

 

[Barrybran]

Jesus, for that price you'd want them to be laced with something extra good. Granted, not if the kids are eating them at that rate.

Not so bad if the kids eat them but it's bloody frustrating when they come home with the same piece of fruit they went to school with and refuse to eat it after school because "it's gone bad".

I introduced a no fruit, no electronics policy at my place and it's starting to sink in.

 

[Jabba73]

Not so bad if the kids eat them but it's bloody frustrating when they come home with the same piece of fruit they went to school with and refuse to eat it after school because "it's gone bad".

I introduced a no fruit, no electronics policy at my place and it's starting to sink in.

We have a “have fruit if you want a snack” policy that works well.

If you aren’t hungry enough to eat fruit, you aren’t really hungry.

 

[Barrybran]

We have a “have fruit if you want a snack” policy that works well.

If you aren’t hungry enough to eat fruit, you aren’t really hungry.

I'm the same. Outside of breakfast, lunch and dinner I've got a fruit first policy.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Not so bad if the kids eat them but it's bloody frustrating when they come home with the same piece of fruit they went to school with and refuse to eat it after school because "it's gone bad".

I introduced a no fruit, no electronics policy at my place and it's starting to sink in.

Eat the apple if you want the Apple.

 

[Barrybran]

Eat the apple if you want the Apple.

But I don't want the apple, Ned.

 

[Pugsley]

I'm the same. Outside of breakfast, lunch and dinner I've got a fruit first policy.

I like vodka with my watermelon. Its my daily intake of fruit and vegetables.