Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at the BJO (MOTR)

[GWS Goose]

I know of our lot GWS Goose Riviat (honorary S29) plays, wouldn’t be surprised if serial_thrilla Bastyy does as well. And I know PMBangers from your team does so reckon we could get to 10. Keep the league tight and the banter flowing!

Let me know, Ill join the league

 

[Santoz]

i honestly have thought about, packing up my little knapsack, and heading out.
I never knew i could become a B grader though. my hearts just fluttering thinking about it.

oh gee, oh golly gosh.

I think you'd suit the Demons.

A much better posting unit across the board would elevate you to B grade status eventually.

Callums_Guns could go back the other way in the trade and take over the reins from TedDougChris.

Improves the club immensely and in no time at all

 

[Santoz]

He or manangatang, who seems to be ageing rapidly (very old & grumpy these days) having lost the Admin race in disgrace last season.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I think you'd suit the Demons.

A much better posting unit across the board would elevate you to B grade status eventually.

Callums_Guns could go back the other way in the trade and take over the reins from TedDougChris.

Improves the club immensely and in no time at all

Demons you say? i do like that quality bunch and manangatang is genuine top shelf.

i'm a little heart broken though, i thought you were trying to get me to join your A-Class Bombers.

One day.

 

[Santoz]

Demons you say? i do like that quality bunch and manangatang is genuine top shelf.

i'm a little heart broken though, i thought you were trying to get me to join your A-Class Bombers.

One day.

We've already taken the talent from the Roys

 

[Robertio]

I can... Paddy Dow still cant kick. You heard it straight from my crystal ball

Kicking's overated mate, your captain's won two Brownlows.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We've already taken the talent from the Roys

that's a shame? so there is no hope for the rest of us?

 

[Robertio]

Might be enough people for a S29/S30ers league

Are the season 29's smart enough?

 

[Robertio]

If Dow pays off ill buy you a slab of beer mate


Not a half bad idea

Guinness mate.

 

[Chipmunk]

Are the season 29's smart enough?

Smart doesn’t always = good at Supercoach I’ve found, based on my mate who finishes ahead of me but doesn’t play the captains loop correctly at least once a season

 

[Bastyy]

I know of our lot GWS Goose Riviat (honorary S29) plays, wouldn’t be surprised if serial_thrilla Bastyy does as well. And I know PMBangers from your team does so reckon we could get to 10. Keep the league tight and the banter flowing!

I play Fantasy, the superior game

 

[Chipmunk]

I play Fantasy, the superior game

Im playing Ultimate Footy for the first time this season, no idea what’s going on

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I play Fantasy, the superior game

i know i'm not a part of this conversation but

 

[Freo_4eva]

Kicking's overated mate, your captain's won two Brownlows.

Can Paddy drive Road Trains? You need at least one of the two

 

[Dingster]

Demons you say? i do like that quality bunch and manangatang is genuine top shelf.

i'm a little heart broken though, i thought you were trying to get me to join your A-Class Bombers.

One day.

Apparently that's where I'm heading too. Dero are you on my team?

 

[Robertio]

Smart doesn’t always = good at Supercoach I’ve found, based on my mate who finishes ahead of me but doesn’t play the captains loop correctly at least once a season

I've been guilty of that as well.

 

[Robertio]

Can Paddy drive Road Trains? You need at least one of the two

No mate, but he can pick apples.

 

[Chipmunk]

I've been guilty of that as well.

I guess on the plus side I limit my options due to time difference so can’t make it too nuanced.

Looking forward to it now!

 

[Supersuns]

Guinness mate.

Deal

 

[Robertio]

we all gotta start somewhere.
i say shoot for the stars, you may just end up in clouds.

I've been in the clouds for 30 years.

 

[Runk]

I've been in the clouds for 30 years.

Quit smoking man. Stunts your growth. Literally and personally.

 

[Robertio]

Quit smoking man. Stunts your growth. Literally and personally.

 

[VainGlorious]

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ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAMSHEET

ROUND 5 VS THE SPINELESS, LOBOTOMISED ONES - THE BOMBERS

B: _Mike_ - Barrels - windyhill
HB: Dingster - Mooch - royboy2
C: cats2rise - Runk - Wosh
HF: Freo_4eva - TedDougChris - Allikat
F: Zevon - fitzroybowiedog - Beandip

Foll: JackNah_8 - Supersuns - Aristotle Pickett

Int: GCB85 - WaywardSonSon

Changes:

Nil.​

First and foremost:

Mate, with the greatest respect, as you are new here - typically you get what you put in to a match thread. If you put in garbage, you get it back. You don't know any different yet, as you have only played for the Bombers. There is a reason they are treated with disdain by the other clubs, it's because of their sh*t posting and behaviour. Such as calling other posters child molesters last year - stalking others around the boards, etc..



Wow - such banter... Such entertainment !!



We've had 16 (I think) turn up - which is far more than the thread quality you have contributed deserves.

Try actually doing that !!!!

Careful, you'll have the resident homophobe on you in 3, 2, 1......

Secondly, who shit in your cornflakes pal?

So much angst, so much emotion, for what? A fantasy football forum?

Have a really warm camomile, perhaps with some honey, that should calm your nerves somewhat.

Sheesh.

You were actually normal on Tuesday/Wednesday, hell, I’ll go as far to say a tad enjoyable, but these last few posts are borderline hysterical, and on the verge of Horace fighting his reflection in the mirror and yelling at imaginary owls.

Chill. Out.

Post some music or something.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

First and foremost:

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Secondly, who sh*t in your cornflakes pal?

So much angst, so much emotion, for what? A fantasy football forum?

Have a really warm camomile, perhaps with some honey, that should calm your nerves somewhat.

Sheesh.

You were actually normal on Tuesday/Wednesday, hell, I’ll go as far to say a tad enjoyable, but these last few posts are borderline hysterical, and on the verge of Horace fighting his reflection in the mirror and yelling at imaginary owls.

Chill. Out.

Post some music or something.

I never understand why you shit in cornflakes ABV.
Incredibly unhygienic.

 

[Pugsley]

we all gotta start somewhere.
i say shoot for the stars, you may just end up in clouds.

I am glad that you haven't butchered the English language with this post.

You could mould this post or fill it with mold.